Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Herpes is Brat]

And just like that I have already contributed more to society as a whole than Alyssa will in the entirety of this year.
There is a certain type of person who by just existing is making humanity worse, just taking that hop over the railing on the Brooklyn Bridge would be a net gain for humanity. I hope you enjoy reading your thread.
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To be fair She improved society by helping Trump get elected

 

[just Reading a post]

To be fair She improved society by helping Trump get elected

Yea, obnoxious cunts like her really did going by the stats coming out about the election. Congratulations Alyssa. You gave Trump and the right wing unchecked power by being a cunt to gamers. You are one of the MVPs. The irony now is that all your little federal funding for your DEI causes is going in the bin. You have a discredited political party who are half in shock and descending in to infighting to assign blame. #golfclap

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

When was the last time anyone cared about Rolling Stone? They've been shit for at least a decade now.

Rolling Stone deserves Alyssa.

 

[Professor Iris]

An enemy of gaming is gone.
Fuck you, Alyssa.

 

[Tom Honks]

Alyssa upset

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Alyssa upset
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>Gets fired
>Finds a man to take care of her

 

[Charnel Ground]

Alyssa picking a fight with Vara Dark again after making a video rant about her.
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Alyssa must be kissing her fiancé Patrick Mulligan.
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Hold the phone, I don't think that's Patrick!

Patrick buzzed his hair off in September and there's no way it would be long enough to poke out the back of a beanie just yet. The face looks different too. Patrick hasn't appeared in any of her socials or vice versa since the haircut.

"Open relationship" bullshit or just a good old fashioned breakup? Did they break off the engagement?!

Alyssa upset
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Sorry for double post please merge if you wish but THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT PATRICK.

THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF???

 

[Drama Trauma]

Sorry for double post please merge if you wish but THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT PATRICK.

THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF???

I was thinking of this back then, when I first saw these images:

Oh, so that's why... I wish she would not return, but who is that guy with her? This guy isn't her fiancé Patrick. (X/A)

 

[AnOminous]

POV: You're a line of cocaine

Dafuq. Bitch is aging like she just drank from the wrong Holy Grail in Indiana Jones.

When was the last time anyone cared about Rolling Stone? They've been shit for at least a decade now.

They were shit at least a decade before Hunter S. Thompson even died.

That would be to say they have now officially been shit for longer than they were ever good.

Zoomers were not even in diapers the last time Rolling Stone was worth paying attention to.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I was thinking of this back then, when I first saw these images:

I saw that one but I didn't think much of it because I figured it was some random friend or coworker in Montreal or whatever.

I originally thought Alyssa just stopped posting about Patrick because she freaked a little when she learned we had found Patrick's instagram, but it must have been more than that. Now I realize why we didn't get an Alyssa x Patrick halloween costume pic. Patrick's also been doing a lot of doomposting on his twitter. Looking back I'm also amused that there was never even an attempt at looking like they were actually gonna get married, no wedding plans or anything.

She monkeybarred to a new hipster trashman with a bunch of carhartt tshirts and dumb scratcher tattoos REAL fast. Can't wait til she burns though all her goodwill with this one too.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

All these soyllennial hipster faggots look exactly the same to me personally

 

[Imposteroak]

I think BP is a good place for her. No one is better at tearing a bimbo apart than gossiping females. Plus she won't have the excuse of it being "le incel gaymers" hating on her. This would genuinely upset her, making it a good decision.

I disagree. She is already under lolcows which is ostensibly the main part of this site. She has been featured multiple times so it's not like she is hidden away from everyone. Her main appeal is the among vidya culture wars which a majority of BP is at best indifferent to. I don't see any benefit throwing her thread into a female oriented part of the site where most of the thread currently is talking about how much of a whore she is.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Alyssa upset
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Well, I guess I'm happy for Mercante now that she's moved on from lusting after Hasan Piker in the cringiest way possible.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Alyssa upset
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Isn't he the one in the cuck chair while Hasan get's his cock sucked?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think she's talking about us. This Buster McKnuckles does have a accurate point about her.
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Imagine telling people in public that you gossip sometimes about other people vs. imagine telling people in public that you spend every day publicly obsessing about people talking about you anywhere and threaten to fight and sue them inbetween desperately trying to convince everyone you're cool.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I think she's talking about us. This Buster McKnuckles does have a accurate point about her.
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Take special note: the worst thing Alyssa can think to say about our hobby is that it makes us "weird" and "unlikable."

Alyssa cannot conceive that we farmers might participate in our stupid lolcow hobby simply because it is actually fun for us and we enjoy it. She is incapable of visualizing hobbies outside of the context of what other people find cool and likeable. It's why she got into "video games" as a hobby, first in an attempt to be the Cool Gamer Chick, and then to ride the Feminist Gamer wave when that became popular.

That's why her insults are based on trying to shame people by telling them that they are failing at conformity. Don't you know that your opinions and hobbies make you unlikeable? And weird? It's a deliberate shaming technique, designed to make you look around, decide that no one else is saying/doing the thing you are doing, and then put your head down and shut up.

It is always, always about social conformity with these people. Remember how hard they tried (and failed) to force the "weird" meme about JD Vance? They just desperately want to fit in. Which is why it's particularly crushing for them now to sense that the social consensus is slipping away from them.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Alyssa cannot conceive that we farmers might participate in our stupid lolcow hobby simply because it is actually fun for us and we enjoy it.

Exactly.

It's the equivalent of car crash TV. People will check in now and then to catch up on "oh, what's this idiot done/said now?".

It's always funny to me when some terminally-online lolcow tries to pretend that it's me who is the strange one for laughing at their deranged antics as part of the few minutes I spend here on KF per day. I'm not covering myself in shit tattoos, calling people out for fights, or getting fired from my job, but sure, I'm the one with issues, LOL.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Did some cursory research and rolling stones typically doesn't publish freelance articles, but I also don't think they hired her as a fulltime writer could be dead wrong though. I believe she'll be co-author of another whiney article crying about the chuds pointing the finger at people like her as the albatross of video games as a industry and likely fade from journolism within a year.

In the event im wrong though good for her getting a year or 2 at rolling stones with her connections it would reflect how legacy media is the only ones who like this harpie and keep her employed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Alyssa upset
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Seems like she has a real man in her life? Not sure how long it will last if so. I could still bench two of him though. Unless he bought used shoes from a thrift store for the photos, they've seen some work.

I think she's talking about us. This Buster McKnuckles does have a accurate point about her.
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Archiving shit would have been one of my jobs if I moved the States over a decade ago and worked for the government so not like things changed other than laughing at people for free.

Do anyone of these simps ever have sex?

Even if they paid for it they'd likely cry in the corner.

I hope she moves to canada so she gets to see what her ideology is like in practice lmfao. Bro already paid nearly 15 dollars for one glass of wine is she just blind or something?

That's about on par with what you'd pay in the States at a decent place after conversion. That being said, I'd go to Casa Galicia for a Sangria if you're in Montreal for a date next time Alyssa.

 

[just Reading a post]

Not sure how long it will last if so.

Oh i am sure he will leave the toilet seat up one day and she will have a BPD meltdown at him and accuse him of rape, when he tells her it is not a big deal and to calm her ass down. It is always ends up that way for these nutter chicks, with personality issues. Naturally she will leave him and then spend months, telling anyone who will listen that he is an abuser.