Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

It is sort of hilarious that Patrick decided to just commit federal crimes. like of all the retards involved in this only Patrick would have had the brains and knowledge of how google accounts work and how much dox you can get off of them. he literally pulled the same shit on nick starr about 20 years ago, and now he got Aaron on the same stuff, only its a felony now.

this entire group will be in prison by the time trump's out of office.
 
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Everyone helping Nick with his harassment campaign against Aaron will soon have their own criminal charges, some of which will be worse than the ones Nick has pending.

I cannot wait for the moment when they realize how badly they fucked up. The Balldoverse is giving us so much to laugh about, they are just so utterly retarded.
 
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What a difference a day makes. So now there's a good possibility that Aaron gets his charges dropped or a slap on the wrist, and Nick, April, Patrick, & (hopefully) Citizen MAP are going to catch felonies. Also, apparently Patrick has been looking desperately for any proof that Aaron gets fake donos and didn't find any.
If that's not another win for the Toe, I don't know what is!
 
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Accidental Protege said:
Is it the lack of top hats on every post that tipped you off?
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Citizen M gave out more hats for free than Jim Metokur ever sold

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Everyone helping Nick with his harassment campaign against Aaron will soon have their own criminal charges, some of which will be worse than the ones Nick has pending.

I cannot wait for the moment when they realize how badly they fucked up. The Balldoverse is giving us so much to laugh about, they are just so utterly retarded.
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Nick is getting those charges too.
 
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Captain Manning said:
There seems to be a thing where Karl will dump somebody if his support base turns hard on them. It happened with Vito.
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Not necessarily. Geno Bisconte is universally hated by WATP listeners, yet Karl still keeps inviting him on as a co-host.
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I was talking about Annie the tranny he had for a while as a replacement for Vic to read shitty reviews at the end of the show
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The sad part is that Annie is one of the better review girls WATP has had. Vic is the GOAT, but the rest of them are/were either forgettable (Hannah, Bryan Johnson's main squeeze... I don't even remember her name, that's how forgettable she is) or insufferable cunts (Kindy).

Who'd've thunk that being a WATP review girl was actually a man's job all along?
 
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repentance said:
We have evidence of Nick being emotionally abusive to Kayla and it wouldn't surprise me if he also physically abuses her justifying it as "kink" (this is shockingly common in the kink world). April has certainly hinted that "consensual" physical abuse is an aspect of her relationship with Nick.

I'm really not sure this is a wise path for Melton to go down if he thinks it's going to help Nick in any way.
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Well that's the thing, he's not trying to help Nick. Melton clearly doesn't give a fuck about Nick at all. He just wants to fuck with Aaron, in any way he can.
If he ends up catching a charge over the computer shit he'll sell Nick down the river in a heartbeat to save himself, just watch.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
Well that's the thing, he's not trying to help Nick. Melton clearly doesn't give a fuck about Nick at all. He just wants to fuck with Aaron, in any way he can.
If he ends up catching a charge over the computer shit he'll sell Nick down the river in a heartbeat to save himself, just watch.
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The fun part will be to watch his marriage crumble after they seized his devices and searched his hard drives.
 
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Pee Cola said:
Not necessarily. Geno Bisconte is universally hated by WATP listeners, yet Karl still keeps inviting him on as a co-host.
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Geno is (was) Cumia's underling. Karl needs a green light from the Count to go after Geno, like he did with Zumock. Karl also knows that people are noticing his behaviour pattern, so he's trying to make it less obvious. He's probably waiting for Geno and Melton to fuck up to throw them under the bus.
Or he's really that retarded, unironically enjoys their company and laughs at their jokes in earnest.
 
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