Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Idiotron]

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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speaking of which....

No, this is NOT a fan mock-up. This is an actual picture of the Lilo & Stitch remake, posted on the official Disney account. Look at the blandness of Lilo's room, compared to the vibrancy of the original.

Look at how blatantly the CGI Stitch does not fit into the setting. Look at Stitch in general.

 

[Trilby]

speaking of which....
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No, this is NOT a fan mock-up. This is an actual picture of the Lilo & Stitch remake, posted on the official Disney account. Look at the blandness of Lilo's room, compared to the vibrancy of the original.
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Look at how blatantly the CGI Stitch does not fit into the setting. Look at Stitch in general.
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Disney is dead.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

speaking of which....
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No, this is NOT a fan mock-up. This is an actual picture of the Lilo & Stitch remake, posted on the official Disney account. Look at the blandness of Lilo's room, compared to the vibrancy of the original.
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Look at how blatantly the CGI Stitch does not fit into the setting. Look at Stitch in general.
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He is bordering on creepy, leaning towards a fuzzy version of the Gremlins from, well, Gremlins. He's definitely a design that works better animated than in reality.
Also I can't tell through zooming but it seems like Lilo no longer takes pictures of fat tourists, as those all look like landscape shots instead.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Also I can't tell through zooming but it seems like Lilo no longer takes pictures of fat tourists, as those all look like landscape shots instead.

Confirmed to be made by and for butthurt fatties.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Confirmed to be made by and for butthurt fatties.

She called them beautiful though, what the fuck else do they want???!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Also I can't tell through zooming but it seems like Lilo no longer takes pictures of fat tourists, as those all look like landscape shots instead.

And into the trash heap it goes.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

speaking of which....
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No, this is NOT a fan mock-up. This is an actual picture of the Lilo & Stitch remake, posted on the official Disney account. Look at the blandness of Lilo's room, compared to the vibrancy of the original.
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Look at how blatantly the CGI Stitch does not fit into the setting. Look at Stitch in general.

Lilo and Nani are living in poverty in modern day Hawaii, Nani works all the time, and Lilo is a borderline ODD kindergartener. That room should look like something out of Reservation Dogs. But because we're neo-Disney and personality/imagination/grit aren't allowed, all we get is an upper middle class set designer's sanitized idea of "poor kid's room" i.e. unfinished walls and mismatched bed linens, but everything is completely spotless, organized, and brand-new looking.

 

[cactus]

Lilo and Nani are living in poverty in modern day Hawaii, Nani works all the time, and Lilo is a borderline ODD kindergartener. That room should look like something out of Reservation Dogs. But because we're neo-Disney and personality/imagination/grit aren't allowed, all we get is an upper middle class set designer's sanitized idea of "poor kid's room" i.e. unfinished walls and mismatched bed linens, but everything is completely spotless, organized, and brand-new looking.

Aren't they living in the same house from before their parents died? I'd assume Lilo's bedroom would have toys everywhere, but not be filthy. The walls being unfinished make no sense.

 

[ZMOT]

It tries to be dramatic, but comes off as way more funny than anything.

ah, the bum tickley school of drama.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Aren't they living in the same house from before their parents died? I'd assume Lilo's bedroom would have toys everywhere, but not be filthy. The walls being unfinished make no sense.

Not filthy, but maybe a little messy and lived in. A five year old is not making her bed like that. Take out Stitch and it looks like a spread from the Crate & Barrel catalog advertising their Rustic Children's Collection.

 

[cactus]

Not filthy, but maybe a little messy and lived in. A five year old is not making her bed like that. Take out Stitch and it looks like a spread from the Crate & Barrel catalog advertising their Rustic Children's Collection.

Seems their set dresser forgot what that bedroom was for.

 

[Gog & Magog]

So when are they gonna remake Pocahontas or The Emperor's New Groove?

 

[UnKillFill]

So when are they gonna remake Pocahontas or The Emperor's New Groove?

I'd be OK with live action emperors new grove if they got David Spade and John Goodman to reprise their roles.
Ditto for pocohontas if they got Elizabeth Warren to play the lead.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

So when are they gonna remake Pocahontas or The Emperor's New Groove?

I will say, since trying to recapture the fun and charm of The Emperor's New Groove is a lost cause, I think it'd be a good opportunity to repurpose the original, more serious draft.

 

[Gorillion others]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So when are they gonna remake Pocahontas or The Emperor's New Groove?

They'd never touch Pocahontas with a ten foot pole, the subject matter alone would get them cancelled.

Same reason Hunchback is safe from a remake because of how dark the source material is, when they could just adapt the stage play into a PG-13 musical.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

They'd never touch Pocahontas with a ten foot pole, the subject matter alone would get them cancelled.

Same reason Hunchback is safe from a remake because of how dark the source material is, when they could just adapt the stage play into a PG-13 musical.

I couldn't imagine them touching Hellfire or evening including it in the score in a modern remake. It was a incredible piece of music though.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

They're not gonna do Hunchback for a million reasons but a primary one is that it isn't really that popular among kids and there are relatively few merchandising opportunities.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Same reason Hunchback is safe from a remake because of how dark the source material is, when they could just adapt the stage play into a PG-13 musical.

I couldn't imagine them touching Hellfire or evening including it in the score in a modern remake. It was a incredible piece of music though.

They're not gonna do Hunchback for a million reasons but a primary one is that it isn't really that popular among kids and there are relatively few merchandising opportunities.

They were going to try, but they blessedly seem to have realized the above:

“It’s a tough one, because the Hunchback movie, Hunchback story involves a lot of real, real issues that are important issues and should be explored to be discussed. And there has to be an agreement about how we deal with those issues. You know, do we do a Hunchback without ‘Hellfire?’ I don’t think so … So it sits in this limbo right now.