2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

Who are you voting for?

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Donald Trump is the most voted individual in American history by far.
2016 primaries - 14,015,993
2016 general election - 62,984,828
2020 primaries - 18,159,752
2020 general election - 74,223,975
2024 primaries - 17,015,756
2024 general election - 74,834,220 (and still counting)

Total: 261,234,524
Total w/o primaries: 212,043,023

Talk about breaking records. What a time to be alive.
 
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"Mister President, we have to make the public think we're not cheating to get ahead of the Republicans! I need you to endorse my efforts to make the public think we're not cheating to get ahead of the Republicans!"

" :story: What a s- eh, you know... the thing."

Who says people can't be redeemed? Spite is such a powerful motivator.
 
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Nuns with guns said:
How realistic is this? Why wouldn’t Trump be able to roll in and tell them to fuck off?
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He’s not the president yet.
AnotherPleb said:
The fucking over of Gen Z's school experience can't be understated.
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They took our mac and cheese from us, we took their careers from them.
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Lake winning would lead to her immediately investigating the local rigging machine
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It can be fixed on the federal level.
GunCar Gary said:
backup for when he inevitably deletes the video
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Link ain’t working.
 
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Meatoid said:
Nothing will change, all political parties are sides of the same non-euclidean shekel. Never have I seen an attractive man wasting his time with politics.
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Thats right goyim. Don't even bother trying to change anything for the better. Jews control everything, its hopeless, votings fake and gay. Just watch porn and consoom
 
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ForTheHoard said:
In retrospect, the government food contractor switch up under Obama had long lasting traumatic effect on many millennials and the older zoomers. 2nd graders lost mini corn dog Mondays and the military lost taco bowl Tuesdays. As stupid and insignificant as it sounds, ill never forgive Obama for that shit. Taco bowl Tuesday was a light in the abyss for some people.
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In the game of bread and circuses, don't fuck with people's bread.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
In retrospect, the government food contractor switch up under Obama had long lasting traumatic effect on many millennials and the older zoomers. 2nd graders lost mini corn dog Mondays and the military lost taco bowl Tuesdays. As stupid and insignificant as it sounds, ill never forgive Obama for that shit. Taco bowl Tuesday was a light in the abyss for some people.
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Big Mike didn't understand basic food quality as a logistical challenge. High quality healthy food is expensive, which schools don't want to pay. So it had to be cheap, which is necessarily unhealthy. Combined with the lack of a free market in schools, Big Mike's bad food was something they had to eat. They couldn't avoid it.

It's actually a good object lesson in how Communism doesn't work as a market force.
 
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Nuns with guns said:
You're PUBLIC SERVANTS. You're our bitches. I don't give a fuck how you take it—your constituents are demanding it and it'll cost you the next election.
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They should be so lucky that it's only "trolls on social media" and not a mob lookign to rip and tear them asunder. These fuckign faggots serve us, and are well paid to do just that. Calling and tweeting at them is option one, "putting them in crystals" should always be an option.
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@Sammich you're the Stephen Miller simp, rejoice.
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Not a simp, i'm not trying to fuck dude or lookign to suck his dick. Miller is a really good guy, got a great head for policy and one of the few jews that wants these subhuman waste the fuck out, instead of bringing them in. I'm glad he got the nod, and I hope he is given a lot of power to shape and mold policy.
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I haven't been keeping up with this thread much at all, but the picks so far have been really good. I dont like elise, but i'm sure trump has his reasons.
 
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