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[Marc]

Nobody should go to him for advice on anything. Unless it's how to be a stupid fatass.

I can't see Jack giving correct advice for that, either.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Really cool Jack



Jack wants a political dynasty



Jack needs a grifter from Britain to reinforce his faith



How many bibles does one man need?



And how many stockings does he need?!



Another insightful movie review over what is basically a Hallmark movie

 

[AltisticRight]

How many bibles does one man need?

You can have 100 copies of The Bible, you're still human scum, Jack.

 

[Marc]

I suspect Jack woke up in the middle of a sermon describing the Bible as tasting as sweet as honeycomb; and probably keeps one in every room of the house in case he ever finds himself stuck without cubes of raw chuck roast, blocks of cheese, or whole costco chickens for longer than a few minutes.

 

[SteveGoatman]

You can have 100 copies of The Bible, you're still human scum, Jack.

Precisely this. Jack's religion is purely performative and he's taken nothing out of the Bible, as explained to him by murderers and conmen, other than what reinforces his own biases and idiocy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack wants a political dynasty

Lol Jack must not know Don Jr. is a tranny chaser. His best friend is Jimmy Norton FFS.

Jack doesn’t realize that all he needs to do to profess and demonstrate his faith is to live in a way that reflects the values he supposedly holds dear. It will never, ever happen.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You can have 100 copies of The Bible, you're still human scum, Jack.

That's the megachurch evangelical mindset, consume more product if its church related.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jesus was pretty adamant about not being super public with your faith in Matthew 6:5

Fatty should actually read one of those 10 bibles he has because it's obvious that he hasn't

That's the megachurch evangelical mindset, consume more product if its church related.

Yep. Evangelical trash think you can act the exact opposite that Jesus said to but if you pinky swear that you love Jesus you're all good and more holy than people who actually do what Jesus said to do

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jesus was pretty adamant about not being super public with your faith in Matthew 6:5

Fatty should actually read one of those 10 bibles he has because it's obvious that he hasn't


Yep. Evangelical trash think you can act the exact opposite that Jesus said to but if you pinky swear that you love Jesus you're all good and more holy than people who actually do what Jesus said to do

I rarely, if ever, am public about my faith. Evangelical garbage is one group of people who I eagerly ignore.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I rarely, if ever, am public about my faith. Evangelical garbage is one group of people who I eagerly ignore.

Evangelicals think everyone needs jumbotrons flashing and pointing towards the City On A Hill Community Memorial Covenant Church, then when people get there it's a small town with not much to do.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Like adding sugar to molasses.

I hate to break it to you, but that is exactly how you make brown sugar.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Evangelicals think everyone needs jumbotrons flashing and pointing towards the City On A Hill Community Memorial Covenant Church, then when people get there it's a small town with not much to do.

Megachurch pastors gotta get some more grifting of the flock in

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Lol Jack must not know Don Jr. is a tranny chaser. His best friend is Jimmy Norton FFS.

Jack doesn’t realize that all he needs to do to profess and demonstrate his faith is to live in a way that reflects the values he supposedly holds dear. It will never, ever happen.

Most retards like Fatty are like that. They talk a lot about how the bible is and how they love Jesus but never actually follow through or show true Christian spirit.

He's a phony in more ways than one.

I rarely, if ever, am public about my faith. Evangelical garbage is one group of people who I eagerly ignore.

Most people do the same. It's kinda ironic that the group that talks most about Jesus tend to be the ones that follow his teachings the least of all.

I hate to break it to you, but that is exactly how you make brown sugar.

Not all brown sugar though.

Demerara style sugar is brown but retains the natural molasses.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Where does the fat man get this shit from?

Also I thought Biden has been dead since July and Harris/Obamas were running the show in the background

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Most people do the same. It's kinda ironic that the group that talks most about Jesus tend to be the ones that follow his teachings the least of all.

Wait til Fatty reads Matthew 25 41-46

41 Then he will say to those at his left hand, ‘You who are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels, 42 for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.’ 44 Then they also will answer, ‘Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison and did not take care of you?’ 45 Then he will answer them, ‘Truly I tell you, just as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment but the righteous into eternal life.”

tl;dr: Jesus tells people that they're going to hell because they didn't help him when he needed it, and those people ask when he needed help and Jesus then says "you didn't help others that needed it and that's just like not helping me, so you're going to hell, bitch"
Jesus would be severely pissed at evangelicals. If hell exists, they'll be there no doubt

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Where does the fat man get this shit from?

Also I thought Biden has been dead since July and Harris/Obamas were running the show in the background

Because some dumb dems allegedly want Biden to do it as a gesture but Jack thinks the big wigs of the party want to do it despite both Biden and Harris bending over backwards to help Trump transition

 

[Sneedmiser]

Fake virtue signaling Karen Farms strikes again. None of you have read Genesis 22:9-12 recently, I see:

When they came to the place of which God had told him, Abraham built the altar there and laid the wood in order and bound Isaac his son and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. Then Abraham reached out his hand and took the knife to slaughter his son. But the angel of the Lord called to him from heaven and said, “Abraham, Abraham!” And he said, “Here I am.” He said, “Do not lay your hand on the boy or do anything to him, unless he puts his hands on his mother, in which case you can choke him out and smack him around a little bit, but for now I know that you fear God, seeing you have not withheld your son, your only son, from me.”

There's also a part about poisoning your congregation with fermented meats but I think it's in Acts and I haven't read Acts lately.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Where does the fat man get this shit from?

Also I thought Biden has been dead since July and Harris/Obamas were running the show in the background

This is the new claim from the right. Personally I'm all for it because it would make their heads explode.

But also it would render all those items of Trump being #47 obsolete.

They'd have to recall them and turn the 47 into 48.

Wait til Fatty reads Matthew 25 41-46

tl;dr: Jesus tells people that they're going to hell because they didn't help him when he needed it, and those people ask when he needed help and Jesus then says "you didn't help others that needed it and that's just like not helping me, so you're going to hell, bitch"
Jesus would be severely pissed at evangelicals. If hell exists, they'll be there no doubt

You're assuming Fatty can read.

And then you're assuming he can understand what he reads.

 

[Tiresome]

It's kinda ironic that the group that talks most about Jesus tend to be the ones that follow his teachings the least of all.

J-Dog or whoever wrote his stories basically said that this exact thing would happen.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is the new claim from the right. Personally I'm all for it because it would make their heads explode.

But also it would render all those items of Trump being #47 obsolete.

They'd have to recall them and turn the 47 into 48.

I was against the idea until you pointed that out. Anything that grifts MAGA retards like Jack works for me, so I now I hope that Biden does step down the day before so it's 48 instead of 47