Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He's this close to calling out the glow-in-the-darks...
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Piggy almost got it right. Occupy Wallstreet was a real, organic movement, but it was undermined and splintered to prevent it from long term success. It started out fine, but then suddenly it was all about race and gender and didn't go anywhere. Many movements of those days ended up like that, like the Pirate Party movements in Europe.
Defend the Police/BLM and Free Palestine are natural retarded lefty movements that followed in the still ongoing wake of IdPol bullshit induced into OWS to splinter it, so it's kinda second generation psy op. They don't even know they're a psy op.
 
He's this close to calling out the glow-in-the-darks...
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LETS GET READY TO RETCOOOOOOOOOOOON
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LETS GET READY TO RETCOOOOOOOOOOOON
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His political position is whatever theory makes sense in the moment.

One minute he supports AnCom, the next he'll demand gas chambers for Trump voters and Total Kamala Victory.

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Clap your hands and Tinklebell will come back to life!

This retarded nigger is grasping at straws because his entire worldview is collapsing.

Trump has not been convicted of treason. That is the only disqualifying conviction for president.

Unfit father Fatrick S. Porklinson cannot "no, child" his way into making a treason conviction magically appear.

God Emperor Trump and Crown Prince Bobby Jr. will take his corn syrup whether he likes it or not.
 
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I feel like some decadent Roman Senator reclining in his private box at his local Colosseum and watching my favourite porcine gladiator flail fatly against a motley of gelded genderqueer clown slaves, while trays of deep fried flamingo tongues and lil boxes of baklava are brought to me by scantily clad twinks
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I dont fucking care who wins i am enjoying myself so fucking much right now
 
I call it, Patrick S. Tomlinson will win the Lolcow of the Year award in 2025.
Sadly I have to doubt it. If all he's doing is sitting around and tweeting fatly I don't think he's got a shot. It's funny for sure, but the bar has been raised so high on the kinds of antics the nominees get up to.
I dont fucking care who wins i am enjoying myself so fucking much right now
Holy shit he really does think he's saving the world right now
 
Fuck, I didn't even notice "Palestinine"
I almost gave him credit for combining "Palestine" with "asinine" but then realized that giving credit to Rick is not something you do. You give it to Snackie. And then she goes bankrupt.
Trump has not been convicted of treason. That is the only disqualifying conviction for president.
Ah, but he WAS (technically not yet) convicted of 34 counts of NOT paying a prostitute out of CAMPAIGN funds! That is THE EXACT MEANING OF TREASON that the founding fathers meant, and what Lincoln considered treason to be before his brains decorated the wall. Rick, the constitutionalist.
I hope nobody gets confused by this rampant Democrat defense and forgets that this piggy considers himself conservative. Thank you for your delusions stalker child.
He's almost starting to quote conservative talking points "you didn't build this, we did, you just ruin it". I think he'll go full circle eventually even if it's just full circular belly.
 
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You reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly wanna go down this road pig man?
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I honestly believe that if Annabelle was gender special LGBTQIA+ he'd actually expend some (read: minimal, he's still a lazy fuck) effort to get involved so he could throw it in people's faces.
 
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