Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Barbarella said:
I’ve been hoping that Mr. Lasers of the original Glitter and Lasers would stop by to go down memory lane. I’d like to hear how Anna took over their weight loss blog and pushed him out and stole the name, and whatever obnoxious things she undoubtedly did. I hope he’s a muscled chad now at the very least.
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Now that I think of it, given how ragingly obnoxious Anna is, you'd think that there'd be a shitload more people ready to spill; neighbours, people who just happened to come across her in the wild, food delivery people who she fucked over... I wonder if she is lawyer happy and makes everyone within a ten kilometre radius sign some non-disclosure contract. Is there any way to know if she's taken people to court?
 
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glass_houses said:
Now that I think of it, given how ragingly obnoxious Anna is, you'd think that there'd be a shitload more people ready to spill; neighbours, people who just happened to come across her in the wild, food delivery people who she fucked over... I wonder if she is lawyer happy and makes everyone within a ten kilometre radius sign some non-disclosure contract. Is there any way to know if she's taken people to court?
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I have looked on the Travis county civil court records site in the past and again just now and I do not see that she’s been a party to a civil complaint in Travis county, Texas, but I haven’t checked anywhere else she’s lived.
 
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A Disney castmember had to put Anna in the front aisle seat....omg. I go to Disneyland at least once a year. It's really size-inclusive. The fatties love this ride. But wooahhh, she is SPILLING over the aisle. Anna even cropped the picture in half to avoid us seeing her encroaching the aisle and how big she is compared to everyone else.

She for sure planned a three's company Disneyland trip purposefully.

At her size & height she will need to ride solo on most rides. It's less noticeable if you have 2 friends ride in the seat behind or in front you. If she brought another person they couldn't do 2 and 2. If she brought 1 friend. There is a big chance that Anna & her 1 friend won't fit. Holding up the line & making it awkward AF for them & everyone else observing the behemoth.




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flay_fat_e said:
A Disney castmember had to put Anna in the front aisle seat....omg. I go to Disneyland at least once a year. It's really size-inclusive. The fatties love this ride. But wooahhh, she is SPILLING over the aisle. Anna even cropped the picture in half to avoid us seeing her encroaching the aisle and how big she is compared to everyone else.

She for sure planned a three's company Disneyland trip purposefully.

At her size & height she will need to ride solo on most rides. It's less noticeable if you have 2 friends ride in the seat behind or in front you. If she brought another person they couldn't do 2 and 2. If she brought 1 friend. There is a big chance that Anna & her 1 friend won't fit. Holding up the line & making it awkward AF for them & everyone else observing the behemoth.




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The rice boy in the background is afraid of getting eaten alive by the hambeast.
 
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OttoWest said:
The first major Anna info drop that I can recall occurred on the r/fatpeoplehate sub about eight or so years ago— this should be linked in the OP. That was from a former co-worker as Sprinklr who provided lots of Anna-lore including her departure from Sprinklr, the threatened lawsuits, and poor sweet Data shitting up the office.

There was also someone recently claiming to have attended the same high school as Anna and her siblings. They posted on the deleted Anna subreddit, but had less info.

We’ve been waiting for years for another former coworker or classmate (hello BYU alum) to come shitpost with us but alas our autistic prayers have as of yet gone unanswered.

ETA: This is what you’re getting with a cone at Cathy’s Cookies:
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That is a fuckton of cookie for one person. I wonder if Anna and Tracy each got their own cones.
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That’s actually the sleeve, which is what she got. It’s $14 and you get 12-14 cookies. Also they have no store front and are just at events similar to a food truck. Imagine how many “squats” she’d have to do to burn off 12+ cookies?


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Can't claim it was an original thought but someone on reddit noted that this is likely a 40th b-day present to herself and that buying them an all expenses paid trip is the only way she'd get any party. That is utterly depressing and I wouldn't be able to be around her knowing she was just buying my friendship. I guess Jon and Tracey are more transactional than even imagined. Tracey went to Disney with her kids and Anna. So now she's like sorry kids going on adult disney at 40 with your "god mother" because she's a narc deathfat with no real friends and I love free stuff!
 
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OttoWest said:
Anna’s Brain: Food. Food. Foodie food food. Food?

Anna’s Social Media: Oh food. Totally foodie food. And food. So fooooood.

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It’s like a feedback loop played before our very eyes.
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If I were even a fraction of her size I would be HORRIFED to be photographed like this sat fatly over a dessert
 
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OttoWest said:
The first major Anna info drop that I can recall occurred on the r/fatpeoplehate sub about eight or so years ago— this should be linked in the OP. That was from a former co-worker as Sprinklr who provided lots of Anna-lore including her departure from Sprinklr, the threatened lawsuits, and poor sweet Data shitting up the office.

There was also someone recently claiming to have attended the same high school as Anna and her siblings. They posted on the deleted Anna subreddit, but had less info.

We’ve been waiting for years for another former coworker or classmate (hello BYU alum) to come shitpost with us but alas our autistic prayers have as of yet gone unanswered.

ETA: This is what you’re getting with a cone at Cathy’s Cookies:
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That is a fuckton of cookie for one person. I wonder if Anna and Tracy each got their own cones.
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people dont realize it but 1 of these is about 200 kcal, 2 is 30min run on a treadmill (at high intensity).
now imagine thats a snack after 1 big meal.....wtf.....her body must be in tears.
 
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Jon looks like a little boy on vacation with his single mom and auntie.

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Was that the year marketers tried to cancel “Christmas “ by any chance. I recall the uproar in Australia where the word Christmas was taken off of Christmas trees, decorations etc in stores. It was the dumbest marketing strategy, trying to appeal to the non-Christian population that actually was very insulting to the Christian population. Even a lot of the non-Christians aren’t offended by the Christ in Christmas. They just don’t care as long as they get holidays, food with family, and presents. The history of it doesn’t matter to them that much.
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Maybe, that’s really dumb to do in Australia as no one cares. See this war on Christmas thing has actually been going on for a long time in the US where you are only allowed to talk about “the holidays” In the workplace and by companies. That was a bit of culture shock to me when i came to Australia. The only people who really get butt mad over how big and important Christmas is are Jews and we have enough of them in enough prominent places in the US that this is what has happened over the years.
 
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She's always forcing people into matching outfits. It's so embarrassing.

She is absolutely manic and trying to mold Tracey and Jon into reacting the way she wants so she can have her "perfect" trip. Notice she's also always talking about making things into something she loves - she has to LOVE it for it to be right. Down with simply liking or enjoying in the moment. She has to love it and it has to be absolute magic every single second.
 
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Jon's fiance/wife must be OK with all this, but I don't know why. How would you feel about your husband being Anna's pet fake-boyfriend for money? She's even got him wearing matching outfits with her.
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trying to mold Tracey and Jon into reacting the way she wants so she can have her "perfect" trip.
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Other humans are Chucky Cheese animatronic robots who sing and dance for Anna. Typical narcissist, treating everyone around them like NPCs who should do and say what they want. Everyone has to like the exact some things as Anna or they've betrayed her on some level.
 
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Sometimes I say "I'm tired" and people ask, "Tired from what?" Like, buddy, I'm tired from simply existing.
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Oh, gosh, how depressing. I know she meant it in the cheeky "I'm 14 and think this is deep" way of "It's just life, you know....tiring....."

But it sounds like someone saying "All you've done is lay in bed and eat food today. Why do I have to be the one to go drive out and see if you can go film at that restaurant? Why can't you do it?"
"I'm TIRED! My life is EXHAUSTING! Existing is hard enough- you expect me to do stuff???"

If she was just a little older I'm sure we'd be hearing all about her fibro, instead she's going for POTS/MCAS "muh swelling."


Maybe Jon's wife does hate this all, but it would probably be very hard for her to say anything in public, because it could cost Jon his job.
 
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bliblblblbbllb said:
Oh, gosh, how depressing. I know she meant it in the cheeky "I'm 14 and think this is deep" way of "It's just life, you know....tiring....."

But it sounds like someone saying "All you've done is lay in bed and eat food today. Why do I have to be the one to go drive out and see if you can go film at that restaurant? Why can't you do it?"
"I'm TIRED! My life is EXHAUSTING! Existing is hard enough- you expect me to do stuff???"

If she was just a little older I'm sure we'd be hearing all about her fibro, instead she's going for POTS/MCAS "muh swelling."


Maybe Jon's wife does hate this all, but it would probably be very hard for her to say anything in public, because it could cost Jon his job.
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Jon hit the jackpot. He's making probably 70-90K plus travel expenses and comped food and shit instead of toiling away at his miserable business that tried to get off the ground a few years ago or pursuing an actual career in his field, which I believe is some sort of engineering. His wife is probably laughing as the checks roll in. If they are a DINK couple they are doing pretty well even if she's just working as a waitress or something.
 
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