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If you've ever wondered "Who the fuck are these mongoloids watching TYT and Cenk Uygur?" the answer is Asmongold:
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Hardly surprising, but another piece of this retard puzzle that I thought was worth mentioning.
Of course, he likes Cenk. He's a roach and there is nothing that Asmongold loves more than roaches.

In fact, aside from his recent struggle session with Cenk's nephew, Hasan, Asmongold has collaborated with him, here's picture of them streaming together at Asmongold's house.

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"What exactly did you mean when you said and I quote 'What the fuck is wrong with this dude? Didn't he go to war and like literally lose his eye because some mujahedeen, a brave fucking soldier, fucked his eye hole with their dick? Isn't that how he lost his fucking dumbass eye, because he got his fucking eye hole fucked by a brave soldier?' What did you mean by that Mr. Piker?'"
I fully support Hassan making fun of zio clubs he is a dog water of a congressman and he deserves to be mocked for loving the state of Israel but the Mujahideen would *** rape Hassan pika for being a **** ***
 
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Honestly enjoying all the streamers going ‘how could this happen?’ when the answer is ‘if you went outside you would see how’
Holy shit. He absolutely will not like it there. If he’s busy complaining about Trump of all people…one of the last places I’d want to move to is Japan.

Unless it is of course a ‘i don’t want to have to pretend to care about Western Politics no more’ move.
hopefully the trump death squads will get him before he flees.
Why would they? Just wait till he says anything wrong in Japan and watch him get beaten to death.

Unlike a lot of the faggot content creators that move to Japan he will not try to fit in.
 
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Honestly enjoying all the streamers going ‘how could this happen?’ when the answer is ‘if you went outside you would see how’
Half my life is is spent telling people “what did you think would happen?” It’s like people are astounded when actions have consequences.

It was obvious to anyone over the last 4 weeks that the Democrats had a terrible candidate, with terrible policies, that had helped mismanage the US economy, and that Tump was going to win big.

I am astounded by how many people were shocked by this.
 
Honestly enjoying all the streamers going ‘how could this happen?’ when the answer is ‘if you went outside you would see how’
Even if they went outside, they wouldn't see shit. Damn near all of the popular streamers are age 20-30, 35 tops and a bunch of them were streaming(even if not as popular at the time) 8 years ago. We're talking about people who have at most spent maybe a year or two at some crap retail job or some equivalent office job after college(assuming they even went) before giving up and moving onto sitting on their ass in their parents house livestreaming, assuming they weren't just trust fund kids to begin with. They've never had to do any real work to put food on their own table or keep a roof over their head.

Hasan, him going outside is a fucking vacation.
Destiny went to private school, lived with his family, dropped out of college, and was streaming fucking starcraft and earning a living that way by the time he was 25.
The entirety of OTK except maybe asmongold is a bunch of brats with rich parents. Asmongold himself was just a fucking neet but at least he had an office job for a little bit, but it never actually mattered since he never had to move out on his own or even do basic fucking chores living with his parents.
Kaicenat I can believe may not have grown up loaded, but I don't believe he's ever done a damned thing in his life prior to acting like a retard on camera.
Pokimane, Valkyrae, XQC, Shroud, Nadeshot, Pewdiepie, these people have never had to do a damned difficult thing in their lives. They got lucky doing the right thing at the right time like being good at a popular game, or had their parents fund the start of their adult lives.

Now that's not to say there isn't some work required in being able to spout gibberish at a chat full of retards for 4-8 hours a day for years at a time, as I'm sure that can be mentally exhausting in its own way some of them clearly work out(personal trainers, going to the gym, whatever) to avoid looking like a fatass who sits in front of the camera all day doing nothing but ordering doordash. But these are not people who have ever gone grocery shopping and considered the price of one loaf of bread vs another due to their budget at any point.
 
You don’t need to do any real work per se. You just need to talk to real people. Which they aren’t doing because they are streaming 8 hours a day and have no need fo go outside.
Even when they do go outside, and they do go to conventions and shit on occasion all they encounter is fans. It isn't as if they're having conversations with real people at the gas station or grocery store talking about the economy, and they never will.
 
He is scared to stream on youtube becuz of copyright laws and they can take down his golden goose. His yt channel is where he makes the most money
 
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He is scared to stream on youtube becuz of copyright laws and they can take down his golden goose. His yt channel is where he makes the most money
According to him. it isn’t. His Editors get the majority of the YT money. Majority of his money comes from the companies he owns and investments so he says.
 
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He is scared to stream on youtube becuz of copyright laws and they can take down his golden goose. His yt channel is where he makes the most money
Why doesn't he just get a mutli mil contract from kick like Xqc did I doubt it would be too hard for him todo but i imagine he will forever been a twitch cuck because of his ties to other twitch streamers in OTK.
 
Also, Asmongold is done with Twitch:
The important part of this is he mentioned going after advertisers. We could be seeing a reckoning on Twitch very soon. I kinda wish it hadn’t come to this as the entire platform is going to become even blander and more corporate but it’s the natural end result of lefties refusing to share their toys.
 
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The important part of this is he mentioned going after advertisers. We could be seeing a reckoning on Twitch very soon. I kinda wish it hadn’t come to this as the entire platform is going to become even blander and more corporate but it’s the natural end result of lefties refusing to share their toys.
That’s one of my favorite things about the left alligned people. They constantly bitch about the platforms they like being shit and then act surprised when ‘the right’ have better platforms.

If you want good platforms do not keep saying it is shit and calling all of the people - such as Elon, who was a darling of yours - that know how to fix them Nazis.

Most people won’t want to put up with that constantly. Which is how you get the current dude in charge of Twitch.

When Asmongold of all people can joke ‘they unbanned me so that I could fix the problem’ and I can’t tell whether he is joking because it was the exact solution he suggested…there is a problem.
 
I'm just going to post some sample evidence for the hypothesis of "Twitch streaming leads to becoming a coomer and coomers are Twitch streamers". We have already seen the case for thesketchreal, so I do think it's worth taking a look at this.

Case study: Bxmb
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Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/bxmb 55,2K followers
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bxmbig 167K followers
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@bxmbb 13.6K subscribers
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ibxmb2 305.6K followers
TikTok (alt): https://www.tiktok.com/@ibxmb 6 followers (it was from his twitch)
X: https://x.com/ibxmb 2 872 followers
Linktr: https://linktr.ee/ibxmb

His image avatar he uses for everything:
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At the surface, it looks like he is doing an ironic act, "playing a character". Pretending to be all the stereotypical "fortnite zoomer" memes for attention.






Stream footage analysis:
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  • Nigger poster in the background (American culture meme)
  • Female character avatar in-game (early signs of the Troon arc meme?)
  • Discord server
hmm...

Let's check his instagram and his X account.
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Pay attention that he does the manchild act in some of them, like he's talking like a "kid". What is the the demographic target group here?

All of his recent videos is coom related content. Who would have thought...

I don't buy the "being ironic" excuse. The Fortnite kid act and the coomer act combined into one "online character" doesn't sit well with me. I think this is another textbook example of an attention seeking Twitch streamer who is a degenerate.
 
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In case of Johnny Salami uhm Somali: he is in deep trouble now


Here is hoping they slap a double digit jail sentence on him and he gets some Asian discipline
With how absolutely fast they seem to be dealing with him and with how the police are activetly helping and with Mindset very openly asking people to fuck with him by raising even more complaints and directly saying that a Trump appointed ambassador should remove his passport - and you know someone will point this out to Trump et al - he will be undoubtedly very fucked.

No way this will end at just a few years.
 
Now Somali wants to sue Mindset. And I can’t say I blame him. Mindset is litterally out their publicly directing people to dob him in more and saying that Trump et al should remove his passport. I’d be pissed off also.

This is going to get so silly.
 
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Now Somali wants to sue Mindset. And I can’t say I blame him. Mindset is litterally out their publicly directing people to dob him in more and saying that Trump et al should remove his passport. I’d be pissed off also.

This is going to get so silly.
I hope this nigger gets whipped savagely while he's picking cotton rice.
 
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