Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[uhoh spaghettios]

I have zero doubt now this twisted freak absolutely hates April as much as his wife. Imagine having to house, drug, isolate, and control this retarded bitch until you can beat the rap. It's got to be so much work, and we all know this faggot hates doing *anything*.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Nick actually said that the Patriarchs were “uninspiring,” that’s confirmation he’s just making shit up based on his almost complete lack of knowledge. Especially considering that he and Kayla experienced infertility. As anyone with even a basic Torah education knows, that’s a theme that looms large for the Patriarchs and Matriarchs, with two of the couples struggling to conceive.

TL;DR It’s impossible to know anything about the Patriarchs and not be inspired and moved. Nick is an ignorant, soulless POS.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

you can beat the rap

No, the rap is going to beat him into a whole new shape.

 

[DickMain]

Hey man, I don't mean to bother you but my car ran out of gas and I left my wallet at home.
Can you just spare five dollars for a gallon to get me home?

"What do you mean "I don't have gas money", it's just five fucking dollars you nerd"

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is as trustworthy as a gypsy.

Gypsies are at least far more predictable. We have gone from discussing Nick's cybercrimes to "holy shit this nigger really thinks it's a good idea to fuck around with demons"

 

[Strix454]

Nick could certainly be into occult stuff at this point. The content of the latest stream was mostly his usual self-serving misunderstandings of Bible stories. This last time, he was trying to a self-insert as Jacob. Nick's view of Jacob seemed to be that Jacob was an evil guy who had done alot of wrong things but was able to use "magic" to defeat god. This goes along with Nick's interpretation of David as a very bad man who god admired and implicitly approved of in spite of the bad things he had done. In both cases, Nick turns the stories inside out to make them the stories of sinners triumphing over god.

Involvement with the occult or not, Nick is almost always attempting to use the bible to subvert any concept of there being right and wrong. To create a form of Christianity for himself where there are no bounds on his behavior whatsoever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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The fact that he thinks his kids look at him and feel happy to be with him is so fucking insane to me. He’s been scaring the shit out of those children for a long time and isn’t done fucking up their lives yet — as his shamelessly degenerate tweets prove every day.

What a fucking pig.

 

[johnnynoname]

I have zero doubt now this twisted freak absolutely hates April as much as his wife.

*Chris Benoit Entrance theme plays on*

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ethan is streaming at this time. Earlier in the stream he talks about being stuck in Mexico because of the nationwide extraditable warrant for his arrest, and Aaron eating Nick's creampies left in their skank whores.

I never realized Ethan Ralph being banned from Trump's America was one of those Day One changes he was promising, but it looks like we got it 2 months early.

Ralph is a fucking retard if he let's this bullshit cost him the country his Ronnie gave him.
Its a fucking fine and a slap on the wrist if he goes and deals with it soon.
Only a true asshole would let stubbornness and pride prevent him from visiting his son or ever going home again, then again it's Ralph, so...

The longer he tries to ignore it the worse he's making it for himself.
He's gonna end up getting picked up at the airport or the border and dragged to Minnesota anyway, what's he gonna do, stay in Mexico forever?

He might be venting at Aaron right now but knowing the Gunt, the "this is all fuckin' Rekietas fault" thoughts will be building up, and he'll end up exploding.

Balldo trying to use the Gunt as an attack pig is shaping up to work out about as well as anyone thought.

Cuck Has Another Outstanding Scheme...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's view of Jacob seemed to be that Jacob was an evil guy who had done alot of wrong things but was able to use "magic" to defeat god.

In case anyone wondered: This is false and Nick is full of shit.

I’m so thrilled Nick’s life is in the toilet and getting worse. He deserves it all.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No, that's wrong.

What Nick is now alleged to have done would be a violation of both MN state law and the CFAA. The Internet as a whole is subject to laws and regulation by the feds under the Interstate Commerce Clause.

One, the other, or even both, could charge him.

Incidentally, Cocaine possession is a violation of the Controlled Substances Act. So the feds could charge Nick there too.

In a lot of cases though, the feds will just defer prosecution to the states.

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MN has a pretty clear Cyberbullying and Cyberharassment law.
If Melton really did receive lots and lots of private info from Nick, then this could get real bad for both.

They conspired to harass, terrorize and intimidate Aaron using his private information. They must have repeatedly accessed his data, copied and distributed it in a coordinated effort to maximize the effect. I smell conspiracy charges.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Involvement with the occult or not, Nick is almost always attempting to use the bible to subvert any concept of there being right and wrong. To create a form of Christianity for himself where there are no bounds on his behavior whatsoever.

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"...

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

As I have mentioned before, Nick and Kayla were already acquainted with sex magick “friends”, who gave him that miter, which was explicitly used in their rituals. This was well before Sonichu.

I can try to go back later tonight and find the episode he mentions it on, but at that point I was getting pretty sick of him. I believe it was one of the “field kit” discussions in summer (?) 2022.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Gotta love Nick.

He thinks he is being smart. In Nick's mind as long as he doesn't say "here is Aaron Imhotle's search history I obtained illegally by gaining unauthorised access to his Google account" it means nobody can ever pin him on it. The little tard just doesn't get that both he and Melton have given more than enough already.

It's the same faggy semantic pilpul he's been engaging in with his existing charges.
"The cops could have planted the coke!"
"The cops could have planted the safe!"
"The cops rubbed coke into my kid's hair!"
"My kids test results didn't have all the metabolites!"
EDIT: I forgot the most egregious pilpul - "MUH WUDDERMARK!!!!!"

 

[DickMain]

MN has a pretty clear Cyberbullying and Cyberharassment law.
If Melton really did receive lots and lots of private info from Nick, then this could get real bad for both.

@AnOminous (and/or any other law kiwis) in the absolute longshot (read: no chance, this is just a 'what if') Melton's devices would be seized (I can't think of any reason why they would be considering there are probably other means to figure out what exactly was passed onto him that don't involve possessing them), aren't there laws regarding what law enforcement is allowed to do with what kind of material they find on those devices if it doesn't pertain to the reason for the seizure? I'm convinced Melton has hoards of CSAM, but they wouldn't actually be able to do anything with it if they take his computer and/or phone away for an unrelated reason, or do I have that wrong?

My pipe dream is a happy accident between Nick and Melton that winds up with Melton behind bars.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Harm is posting about blood magic and demonology.
Recent profile pictures near his posts:
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I feel like mysterious forces are trying to convey some message here.

Nick is going to pull a Jim Lahey with Aaron.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

@AnOminous (and/or any other law kiwis) in the absolute longshot (read: no chance, this is just a 'what if') Melton's devices would be seized (I can't think of any reason why they would be considering there are probably other means to figure out what exactly was passed onto him that don't involve possessing them), aren't there laws regarding what law enforcement is allowed to do with what kind of material they find on those devices if it doesn't pertain to the reason for the seizure? I'm convinced Melton has hoards of CSAM, but they wouldn't actually be able to do anything with it if they take his computer and/or phone away for an unrelated reason, or do I have that wrong?

What are the exact rules for executing a warrant on a computer/phone? Would CSAM be considered "in plain sight" if it's in a folder named "NAKED NINE YEAR OLDS" on somebody's desktop?

 

[Strix454]

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"...

He is certainly following the Crowley formula of driving yourself crazy by taking massive amounts of drugs and driving all pleasure out of sex. All he needs now is to collect a trophy case of STDs and various other diseases. Balldo sex seems a very Crowley sort of thing to engage in given that it will be painful for everyone and involve no pleasure. So is being proud of causing sexual bleeding in a woman.

Crowley's behavior was also supported by his parents money until he inevitably went broke.

 

[Folgers Can]

No, fuck off. Stop this shit. You're all in on this now.

I refuse to believe they are THIS retarded to do it.

I REFUSE

 

[DickMain]

What are the exact rules for executing a warrant on a computer/phone? Would CSAM be considered "in plain sight" if it's in a folder named "NAKED NINE YEAR OLDS" on somebody's desktop?

I'm not sure, like I said I'm kind of exercising this 'what if' knowing it's basically a fantasy scenario Melton's devices are seized (I'm sure, if necessary, there are myriad other ways to figure out what Nick gave to him without needing to physically possess his computer). But in the event it did I'm not certain they'd be able to get him on something unrelated was what I was confused about.