Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

That’s why he just blocked after that thunk-provoking “no you, child”. Pat vs Men on the internet is hilarious, he always ends up blocking the blue collar types who aren’t impressed by his “I own an electric drill” tweets like the soyboys.

Is anyone else surprised by how emotional he’s acting? I expected rage pig and instead I get take your time processing your grief and hooboy muh sads need vidya pat. Shits weak.

He’s going through the stages of grief impatient baby child.
First denial than bargaining now depression…. Await the anger stalker child.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Fatrick pledges his love of the Space Confederates from work of known sexual abuser Joss Whedon
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If he's such a good ally to women, minorities, and LGBTQ, doesn't he know Joss Whedon got canceled and unpersoned from the geek canon a few years back? Using a Whedon reference these days is on par with referencing Harry Potter in those circles.

 

[femoralcanal]

Pat is getting shat on by some pretty big accounts, including Stonetoss lol



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Whoever you are, thank you for doing the media's job and informing the public:


So are we, @MrtrKaoz, so are we...



"Not good"
....aaaand another lawsuit is coming.





I see Americans are much more educated than I thought.

All the reactions are priceless, but as the great story tellers say: "a genius is someone who can distill something to its essentials, while saying as little as necessary".

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Speaking of Working Trump has turned Patrick into a Gamer
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Bragging on twitter about escaping real world problems by playing videogames is wild. The fact that I reacted nothing like these people after the 2020 election is a point of pride for me.

 

[Something Awful]

Hahahaha Rick updated his bio on Bluesky

Before



After



"Maker of hot sauces"

Buck. Broken.

 

[The Noise]

BREAKING: A chemical explosion has been reported in Milwaukee after Trump's Project 2025 death squads broke into the hovel of Patrick S. Tomlinson and kidnapped his wife to forcibly enroll her in the nationwide handmaid program. As a Project 2025 grunt seized her by the arm, Nikki released a repugnant gas cloud from her cooch as a fear response that gassed everyone in a 50 mile vicinity. Tomlinson, notably immune to the gas, was reportedly spotted dragging the incapacitated grunts into his basement, where they have not been seen since.

 

[Sand Mega]

Pat is going through the five stages of grief over Trump winning.
By my calculations he's currently through depression. But who knows, maybe after the starwars tweet he already reached acceptance.

 

[lindsayfan]

it shows how truly irrelevant rick is that he can loudly proclaim every social uprising of the last 15 years was a conspiratorial "op" designed expressly to harm the electoral prospects of the democrat party and nobody except a couple right-wingers bothers arguing with him or dunking on him. i guess having his replies locked like a fat coward contributes to it.

i'm not a believer in "horseshoe theory" but it's striking how much pat sounds like that extremely loud slice of the online far-right who brand anyone who raises their head above the parapets a fed.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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I for one highly value the legal analysis of a fat person who doesn't understand what hearsay is and is fat.

 

[NaggotFigger]

ENJOY PRISON - MAGA EDITION - DAY 5 + EXTRA SEETHING

Spoiler: This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

31 in total.

Spoiler: No child.

4 childing.

Take the previous report, 439 in total, add these in, we have:

439 + 31 + 4 = 474

Wait for the knock, stalker children

 

[In the Sick of It]

We may reach a time where you're at a Starbucks or other high traffic store and you'll hear teenagers say "No, child. Enjoy prison!" like how currently you hear them say skibidi rizz or whatever fucking nonsense zoomer talk they do currently.

I feel like it's more likely people like me will be in the old folks home saying shit like "No stalker, that is my pudding cup, enjoy prison" and "No child, it's not time for my medicine" and no one will understand why I'm laughing so hysterically when I do it.

Dan doesn't have dementia. I. Do.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He would talk about her more and how proud he is, but he still wouldn't do anything to be a part of her life.

I'm not even kidding either. Pat really is that much of a narcissist.

Every time Pat looked at her or talked to her, he'd be reminded that his wife left him, choosing the insecurity of being alone and pregnant over the dubious security of staying married to him. Also a reminder that a nerd he considered a good friend took his wife away from him and was a far more satisfactory spouse and father and, most likely lover, than he ever could have managed.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat is getting shat on by some pretty big accounts, including Stonetoss lol

Patrick wished upon a monkey's paw for fame. You cannot convince me otherwise.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I for one highly value the legal analysis of a fat person who doesn't understand what hearsay is and is fat.

What about the legal analysis of an EXTREMELY fat person who doesn't understand that you can appeal judicial decisions?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Call me Narcissa wright then


Famous Biden era college goer Patrick Smartypants Tomlinson


Yeah people family oriented Catholics rather risk getting deported than having their kids willingly end their bloodline and abort their grandkids who would’ve thunk?

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Pat is getting shat on by some pretty big accounts, including Stonetoss lol
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Whoever you are, thank you for doing the media's job and informing the public:
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So are we, @MrtrKaoz, so are we...

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"Not good"
....aaaand another lawsuit is coming.

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I see Americans are much more educated than I thought.

All the reactions are priceless, but as the great story tellers say: "a genius is someone who can distill something to its essentials, while saying as little as necessary".
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There are a lot of Pat posters on that side of twitter. It’s really funny.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Pat is going through the five stages of grief over Trump winning.
By my calculations he's currently through depression. But who knows, maybe after the starwars tweet he already reached acceptance.

He'll never make it there. He's permanently stuck on the FAT stage. I didn't know that was a stage of grief, but Pat is so fat that it became one.

 

[Summer of George]

That’s why he just blocked after that thunk-provoking “no you, child”. Pat vs Men on the internet is hilarious, he always ends up blocking the blue collar types who aren’t impressed by his “I own an electric drill” tweets like the soyboys.

One of my favorite things is when Pat gets nailed to the wall for his complete inability to do anything with his hands. He almost never comes up with a rebuttal for these. Tomlinson is utterly helpless to make anything, fix anything, or do anything and he knows it. It's got to be one of his deepest, darkest insecurities: such that he can't so much as muster up a "no child". Instead he just tries the fake-it-til-you-make-it approach; the "handyman" posts he occasionally trots out are pretty much the same thing as an average bimbo's photo of her Sysco restaurant dessert on Instagram.

Pat is getting shat on by some pretty big accounts, including Stonetoss lol

I don't think that Stone_tossers account is actually run by the Stonetoss guy. It is a far-reaching account, nonetheless. Seems to be one of those handpicked Elon favorites that likes to pop up in your feed even if you hadn't previously viewed other content like it.

If the real Stonetoss guy wants to prove me wrong by drawing a Fat Rick cameo into a future comic, well, who would I be to stop him?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Famous Biden era college goer Patrick Smartypants Tomlinson

“Millions of LENDERS” Rick? Did you just let slip the truths? The billions went directly to THE JEWS?

Rick going full antisemite soon will be a blast! Also if forgiving billions was for millions that’s only like a few thousand per.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Call me Narcissa wright then
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That happened due to what British did to Germany after they won WW1. With economy ruined and people starving and the Russians knocking at their door of course the people would want the Weimar Republic gone. However the NSDAP that would take over isn't like the Republican party. I would argue that it has more in common with the Democrat party as they also hate the idea of personal freedom and thought. Not to mention the Democrats wanting a One Party State and control all aspects of civilian life through the government.