Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

Melton: "I can't imagine Nick, being a lawyer would be... putting himself..."

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He fucked up.

I already had a painfully low opinion of Fiddler Fatrick's intelligence.
This clip has proven that I've been far too charitable.
This faggot is on the same level as niggers who post videos of themselves committing felonies to Facebook.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This faggot is on the same level as niggers who post videos of themselves committing felonies to Facebook.

Melton is always high and sucking on his weed cock. Rest assured, he’s not remotely prepared for what’s about to happen as a consequence of his actions.

 

[Desktop User2]

I think he probably has shit security because he's a retarded sub-boomer and is probably fucked if he gets searched.

Melton? He is supposed to be the tech guy from the LA Comedy scene according to some old followers.

 

[Chode]

"If there was any exposure it was external" or however he put it. At least the lack of cocaethylene metabolites shows that Nick didn't actually piss on his daughter but for a second there I thought to myself "oh god, no"

"Any testing of the the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secondary exposure from some other source."

Note this is before any results came back.

Same hearing where he tries to get Aaron in trouble for commentating on a recorded broadcast of the jail hearing. (Ralph got a warrant for live broadcasting Aaron's):


Original post:

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Funny how he's taken up nicotine as a replacement for booze. He literally HAS to be addicted to something in order to function

Why the F is Nick Vaping all of a sudden?!?

In the stream he responded to a comment in chat by saying they took everything else from him.

He also claims to spend only one hour per day tweeting.
FYI he has tweeted 113 times (by my count) in the last 24 hours

He only counts the time it takes to hit send as "tweeting." Only a fraction of a second per tweet.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

Well yeah, you can't be taking the old busted model when you're going out on the town. You scandinavian poor.

Also she got a new pair of tities so its fresh, fresh !

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

April posted 2 new pics to IG, pining about her future with Nick using deep thoughts and metaphor.
"Race with me down the highway one day, you. We won't crash this time."
"Plus, I gave him something pretty to sit next to while he plans his future with me" using a mouse as her metaphor for Nick.
She posted 9-10 hours ago during the spiral. (I didn't see it here, but the thread is moving fast. I'll delete it if it was.)

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Spoiler: More brain rot, cars, and thirst posting

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Link
Edit: Word clarity & added Nick's comment (in the spoiler). This is the first time he's commented on her IG in a few months.

Are they implying that this Lamborghini Gallardo is owned by Rekieta?

EDIT: Or maybe when they say "the owner," they're referring to April's owner (Rekieta)? I really don't get this cryptic, flirty teenager talk.

Spoiler: Other April/Rekieta's appearances under that post

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

World's oldest profession

LMAO They're classy in 2024 you get a golden name tagg with your real name?!

 

[Salubrious]

Well then...

Nick doesn't deserve the good version. He deserves the Scary Movie 2 version.

 

[Swole McPole]

Crowley would have fucking loved the Balldo (the thing, not the person. He would have thought Nick was a half-measures faggot) he would have given it a fucking gay ass name like the "Cage of Thoth" or the "Pear of Isis" or some shit.

Rekeita needs to be whipping up some Cakes of Light in his next cooking stream.

 

[Oh Darn]

Interesting - she makes it sound like a recurring event. Does Nick's favorite painter have a monthly get-together? His parents don't strike me as the country club type.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Nice Kubrick stare, Balldo.
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Dick Masterson: Did you know, Mr. Rekieta, that your daughter is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
Nick Rekieta: No.
Dick Masterson: She is, Mr. Rekieta.
Nick Rekieta: Who?
Dick Masterson: A kiwi.
Nick Rekieta: A kiwi?
Dick Masterson: A kiwi farmer.
Nick Rekieta: How?
Dick Masterson: Your daughter has an Internet connection. I don't think you are aware how great it is. That she is attempting to use that very Internet against your will.
Nick Rekieta: She is a very willful girl.
Dick Masterson: Indeed she is, Mr. Rekieta. A very willful girl. A rather naughty girl, if I may be so bold-do, sir.
Nick Rekieta: It's her mother. She, uh, interferes.
Dick Masterson: Perhaps they need a good does of cocaine, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more.

Your balldo's no good here...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Surprising that the foster care duties fall to Nick's parents rather than Kayla's though. Don't they live in Florida? Kayla's family is just down the road. I'd love to know what the backstory there is. Nothing good, I'm sure.

I wouldn't be surprised both sets of grandparents are helping out unless it's a situation where like Kayla's folks blame Nick and vice versa, and I could see that get messy but even then, I have to imagine both sets would place the priority on the welfare of the grandkids.

It's not like they are the alcoholic, crackhead, swingers in the extended family.

They were specifically fostered by Kayla's parents. This was clear in the CPS documents by piecing together unredacted details.

The Rekieta grandparents are in town to help and provide potential chaperone service to allow them to visit or live in the main house. Last week Celeste was seen dropping children off at the home after driving them somewhere during one of Nicks streams.

Oh Crowley in particular was into stuff Nick would fucking love the whole collecting "post coital emissions" (blergh) and blood and stuff, I could see Balldo being a big fan of that shit.

See below. I thought it was a stupidly edgy joke.

As I have mentioned before, Nick and Kayla were already acquainted with sex magick “friends”, who gave him that miter, which was explicitly used in their rituals. This was well before Sonichu.

I can try to go back later tonight and find the episode he mentions it on, but at that point I was getting pretty sick of him. I believe it was one of the “field kit” discussions in summer (?) 2022.

These vibes have been around for a long time too. When he called God a sinner that was a straight-up Satanic perspective on the Christian God.

He called Jesus a sinner.

Statements such as? Not even doubting you, just very curious and wanting to know the veracity of these intriguing claims.

Here is a clip of the whole segment:

 

[yydszmiteg2]

As soon as I saw the pic I knew what I had to do.

 

[Chode]

Are they implying that this Lamborghini Gallardo is owned by Rekieta?

Hope so, otherwise...

... it would explain some things.

 

[Scan_Lines]

The absolute state of that counter. Even I know there's a dish washer back there he could put all that shit in.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Mess? Why, what mess? A little dust on the vents. Now sit down and eat. EAT!

 

[Drama Trauma]

I found this video on STMS youtube channel it's one day before the ominous Nick Rekieta standup.
It's only Aaron for 10 minutes, but there is a whole show on Rumble and an after show of the stand-up with April, might be interesting to check out.
The reason why I posting this video, because I spotted a little detail on Aaron's left hand ring finger.

EDIT: For lazybones, it's a black ring weared in a left hand ring finger

Spoiler

swinger ring, it seems it wasn't only the Rekieta's who did this

 

[DickMain]

He only counts the time it takes to hit send as "tweeting." Only a fraction of a second per tweet.

So about twice as long as he thinks about what he's sending.

The absolute state of that counter. Even I know there's a dish washer back there he could put all that shit in.

There's an entire empty sink he could use if he wants to be slightly less white trash and have some working space.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]