Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He's no lit crit scholar, amateur or otherwise, neither the good kind nor the annoying.

Apparently his sole lit crit tool is postmodernist bibble-babble like critical theory, which in his Satanic arrogance he tried to apply to the Bible.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Patrick Melton agrees that he'd be "intimidated" if he was in Aaron's shoes (2:10:45): "I didn't know Nick was putting that out at all. I had no fucking clue. I mean, again, I, I'd be intimidated, I will say that. If I knew a guy had my whole, search history, email, text messages, voicemail messages, search history, browser history, communications with legal people, zipped up photos, you know, credit cards, passwords, who knows what other accounts could have been accessed. Fuck! Fuck! I'd be losing it! How's Aaron doing? You think that's a crime? I'd be losing my shit if I was Aaron! You don't know what he's got and what he's gonna put out before they - before your lawyer drafts up a cease and desist."

Cheers to a minimum of 10 years in federal prison and your star witness Nick.

 

[Lemondale]

Nick destroyed himself becuz of a nerd gay lover.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick destroyed himself becuz of a nerd gay lover.

By his own admission, all he does all day is obsess about nerd cock.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

But can he still vote though?

Yes, Nick Rekieta can still vote. He is still register in Minnesota to vote.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

By his own admission, all he does all day is obsess about nerd cock.

He call us Nerds..

Does Nicky want Gangbanged by Kiwis?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

HIGHLIGHTS FROM PATRICK MELTON'S STREAM (NOVEMBER 11, 2024)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlLB7MiFX8s

Patrick Melton implies that the stash of blackmail material Rekieta obtained by hacking Aaron's Google account that Rekieta has told him about includes sexually explicit material and that they won't stop until the legal system steps in (1:07:40): "But what I'm saying is, what if Nick has treasure troves of it? What if Aaron's been saving pictures of nude men to his photo roll? OOPS! You, know, again, like, Aaron can wind up for this civil suit or whatever, but like, depending on what gets released before any of us get slapped with a whatever-the-fuck's-gonna-happen, you know, JESUS, the damage can be done, the damage can be DONE! Really, really bad stuff."

Should be timestamped for 1:07:40 or so.

Patrick Melton agrees that he'd be "intimidated" if he was in Aaron's shoes (2:10:45): "I didn't know Nick was putting that out at all. I had no fucking clue. I mean, again, I, I'd be intimidated, I will say that. If I knew a guy had my whole, search history, email, text messages, voicemail messages, search history, browser history, communications with legal people, zipped up photos, you know, credit cards, passwords, who knows what other accounts could have been accessed. Fuck! Fuck! I'd be losing it! How's Aaron doing? You think that's a crime? I'd be losing my shit if I was Aaron! You don't know what he's got and what he's gonna put out before they - before your lawyer drafts up a cease and desist."

Should be timestamped for 2:10:45.

Nice of Melton to show exactly how Nick's actions qualify as criminal.

Apparently his sole lit crit tool is postmodernist bibble-babble like critical theory, which in his Satanic arrogance he tried to apply to the Bible.

Pfft. His self-centering isn't postmodern or even anything else passably academic - just contortions to justify his personal self-benefiting and self-aggrandizing choices. I don't concede any intellectual integrity in his "analysis."

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Nice of Melton to show exactly how Nick's actions qualify as criminal.

Right after the second clip Melton says he "can't wait for [his] day in court" I agree. I can't wait to hear Melton's day in court where he has to sell Nick down the river, either due to being a retard or a snake.

 

[Strix454]

But can he still vote though?

As of this year, convicted felons who have served their sentences in Minnesota have their voting rights automatically restored. The only people who cannot vote are (1) Felony convicted people incarcerated at the time of the election (2) MAYBE people on felony probation/parole. (I'm not sure on that one).

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Guys it's ok... it was all just a joke.

 

[nelly98]

Children, dinners ready!

 

[AnOminous]

Pfft. His self-centering isn't postmodern or even anything else passably academic - just contortions to justify his personal self-benefiting and self-aggrandizing choices. I don't concede any intellectual integrity in his "analysis."

He did actually refer to one of his embarrassingly bad attempts at scriptural exegesis as using critical theory, so he was at least introduced to it at some point.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not someone who's actively prowling around looking at kids sexually

He sure gets turned on by "jokes" involving the exploitation of children. Like that stupid diaper fetish nonsense.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Right after the second clip Melton says he "can't wait for [his] day in court" I agree. I can't wait to hear Melton's day in court where he has to sell Nick down the river, either due to being a retard or a snake.

Nick used Melton because his allies in Comicsgate, the Sektur and Lawtube weren't stupid enough to get involved in Nick's... let's not call them gay ops, that's too mild, how about "Faggot Conspiracies". They all turned him down so Nick was stuck with the potatoes and gutter trash Like Ethan Ralph and the Dabbleverse alogs. Melton will realize very quickly that Nick used him and only did so as a last resort, so he'll be quick to sell him out.

Of course if they find CP on Melton's hard drive then he'll be even more fucked than Nick.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

By his own admission, all he does all day is obsess about nerd cock.

Not only does Rekieta obsess about Aaron's cock, but he also fixates on the thought of said man ingesting his seed.

Nick has reached a level where I don't even feel comfortable calling him just a faggot anymore. He's beyond that. He's a creepy-stalker-degenerate-fag-cokehead-thing.

It's bizarre.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Nick used Melton because his allies in Comicsgate, the Sektur and Lawtube weren't stupid enough to get involved in Nick's... let's not call them gay ops, that's too mild, how about "Faggot Conspiracies". They all turned him down so Nick was stuck with the potatoes and gutter trash Like Ethan Ralph and the Dabbleverse alogs. Melton will realize very quickly that Nick used him and only did so as a last resort so he'll be quick to sell him out.

Of course if they find CP on Melton's hard drive then he's equally as fucked as Nick.

That's the best part of Nick consorting with these retards. They're so low IQ they can't help but blab the whole thing and self snitch. Dumb nigger tier shit.

 

[DemsBNutz]

The kicker in that story is David sent him to the front lines... And there were shower texts from the roof... I always found it funny as a kid her name was Bathsheba.. Was god being ironic I hope so.. Would make me laugh even harder.

If I recall correctly, David, upon making a move on a woman he fancied, was rebuked. He was told by this woman that it would be dishonorable to abandon her husband as he was a soldier in David's army. David, being king, sent this man off to battle where he then died, after which King David claimed the widow as his wife.

There are more parallels than the Goliath one to be sure.

 

[The Wokest]

It now dawns on me that Nick doing this polycule thing under the same roof as his kids could've been a way to introduce or groom them into the "lifestyle".


I know in the last 24 hours or so some people in this this thread have once again brought up the possibility that the cokedup daughter could imply Nick himself wanting to molest her or worse, but maybe that was not the plan?
Maybe the plan was a family trip to Hedonism II.
I should do a search for both the terms "daughter" and "cuckold" to see if this is a thing but I do not want to know if this is a real thing.

I could be on this but it's just so fucking vile it didn't cross my mind until now, But since he's being more open about all this shit without a shred of shame...

 

[thebigdream]

Guys it's ok... it was all just a joke.

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[Strix454]

Patrick Melton implies that the stash of blackmail material Rekieta obtained by hacking Aaron's Google account that Rekieta has told him about includes sexually explicit material and that they won't stop until the legal system steps in (1:07:40): "But what I'm saying is, what if Nick has treasure troves of it? What if Aaron's been saving pictures of nude men to his photo roll? OOPS! You, know, again, like, Aaron can wind up for this civil suit or whatever, but like, depending on what gets released before any of us get slapped with a whatever-the-fuck's-gonna-happen, you know, JESUS, the damage can be done, the damage can be DONE! Really, really bad stuff."

I guess Melton doesn't understand that many of the the things he is discussing include felony charges and that the phrase "before any of us" is an invitation for him to be charged. The "us" language above can also be explicitly taken as a threat. This is not "civil case" stuff. And Nick announcing things through this fat retard is inviting conspiracy charges. I've lost count as far the number of potential charges all these people are inviting on themselves.