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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The wiggers bought lifeismizzy.com and made it redirect to fishtank.live

edit: someone made jetneptune.com redirect to Mizzy's youtube
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Tonight was a night of Jobe Ws. He declared himself a racist when Jeet tried to give him his lit cigarette and demanded a brand new one. He demanded to know Jeet's age when Jeet was trying to foist himself on Payton when she was alone in the kitchen. "PAYTON IS ONLY 19! HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW OLD ARE YOU?" He pointed his foot AT the Jeet in the confessional when he was alone and acted like he didn't know why he should point his foot away, and again declared himself a racist at some point when they were talking about India. He doesn't care. I am an official Jobe enjoyer. Also at one point this afternoon production told him they were going to smuggle him a PC with a stickshift and a gas pedal so he could play EuroTruck simulator. Jeet pretended to be drunk later in the evening to cozy up to Jobe, but our Globular king did not buy it. "What do you mean, am I with you? Oh, wait, a TTS is coming in." The TTS was about how Jeet was all bricked up when Jeet was playing Rape Escape pulling Binx out from under a bed but no one could see his dick in his pants and some more chats came in after that about Indians have small penis sizes. He hated it.

It was a great night for JobeCoin and miserable for SexSimbal stocks. SUFFAH SIMBAL ENJOYERS! SUFFAH! He snivels around cowardly like a woman while despising women, doing anything he can to get his greasy cologne-soaked hands on one.
 
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Jobe just won the Drunk piece of shit challenge. If he truly is Jet's cousin they should be careful giving him too much prize money. Mr. Beast and the McDonald's Monopoly scandals come to mind.
 
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Death by Divine Kiss said:
Jobe just won the biggest piece of shit challenge. If he truly is Jet's cousin they should be careful giving him too much prize money. Mr. Beast and the McDonald's Monopoly scandals come to mind.
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There was an audience vote and he won by a landslide so I think they're OK. Drunkest POS isn't the kind of contest you can really rig. Alex and Connor gave him a run for his money at the beginning, but only Jobe puked, abd only Jobe had the staying power to stay drunk and keep it up all night. Total Jobe win.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Still waiting on the supposed evidence that Bert has "pedophile code words" in his social media.
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"no limits" and "taboo friendly' is pedo code. I used to be a 4chan janny and that stuff was always ban worthy because it was ALWAYS people advertising CP servers or trying to get it sent to them on kik/telegram/session. Technically it also encompasses zoophilia and incest but 90% of the people who use it are pedos.
 
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"no limits" and "taboo friendly' is pedo code. I used to be a 4chan janny and that stuff was always ban worthy because it was ALWAYS people advertising CP servers or trying to get it sent to them on kik/telegram/session. Technically it also encompasses zoophilia and incest but 90% of the people who use it are pedos.
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I assumed it was incest and raceplay in the case of daddy burt
 
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