Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Yes Alyssa, every man wants a middle-aged hobbit with a girldick.
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Now chug down another Aperol Spritz you miserable, drunken hole.
 
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Yes Alyssa, every man wants a middle-aged hobbit with a girldick.
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Now chug down another Aperol Spritz you miserable, drunken hole.
Everything she does is to get attention and notoriety. She wants to be e-famous and drown in clout.
 
Because South of Midnight is DEI and Sweet Baby Inc involved, Alyssa is going to make a positive review on her next Rolling Stone article.
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Will you join her Discord channel?
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Who the hell is Rae? I thought Dave Rivera is Alyssa's simp?
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And speaking of Alyssa's simps, more of her simps like WashYourCrack are targeting Smash JT over the fact that Alyssa is a careless and heartless abortion bitch. Some "caring" people she has as allies.
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EDIT: To view her Bsky account, you need to login to a Bsky account.
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Yes Alyssa, every man wants a middle-aged hobbit with a girldick.
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Now chug down another Aperol Spritz you miserable, drunken hole.
Alyssa thinks she's the Lean Beef Patty of gamejourno twitter but she doesn't even have visible abs or obliques. Alyssa will never be able to overcome her presumed alcoholism to actually properly cut. She's too busy eating hot chip and lying to have a well rounded routine.
 
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She has one tier: "official MERCenary"
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Her first post (archive):
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The picture is a bathroom butt mirror selfie that she's posted on twitter before, which is classy. I won't bother reproducing it here.



Now all she needs is a podcast. Maybe she can do one with her boyfriend?

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"i left to pursue opportunities more in line with my beliefs"
Translation =
"My publisher got exhausted with my antics, I am now reduced to begging for money because im too privileged to work a pleb job"

This makes alot of sense, I didn't think "Rolling stone gaming" is a big enough pie to support more than like 3 journo seppos.
 
Wow. Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny really loves his DEI cuckoldry fetish.
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Lol. A large problem is putting in your own experiences. A lot of what I have seen from the new Dragon Age looks like someone's personal therapy session. Its all done in very modern language and modern issues and trends.

Great writers and creators can actually create stories that aren't just their personal journal with a slight conceptual veneer.
 
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