Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is not making his situation any better.
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Man, I got a chuckle out of her talking about herself like she’s a parakeet

He doesn’t seem to know the difference between restreaming and watching clips.

Lol, next April is going to be like “I didn’t know someone called me a whore on the publicly available zoom call, either”

 

[Gorbus]

Nick ought to see a neurologist in that case, as it seems pretty weird to be slurring and yelling incoherently so much if he's sober.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome

cognitive symptoms included insomnia, anxiety, difficulties in concentration, loss of memory for the immediate past, and gradual degeneration of mental state; consisting of confusion, confabulation, and hallucinations.[4] In other cases of WKS, cognitive effects such as severely disrupted speech, giddiness, and heavy-headedness have been documented.

People with WKS often show confabulation, spontaneous confabulation being seen more frequently than provoked confabulation.[14] Spontaneous confabulations refer to incorrect memories that the patient holds to be true, and may act on, arising spontaneously without any provocation.

Also lmao

The patients found estimations involving time to be the most difficult, whereas quantity was the easiest estimation to make. Additionally, the study included a category for classifying "bizarre" answers, which included any answer that was far outside of the normal range of expected responses. WKS patients did give answers that could fall into such a category, such as 15 seconds or 1 hour for the estimated length of a shower,

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I don't even know how to contextualize this level of manic behavior but yesterday Nick commented on a days-old IG post from April.

I take this as confirmation from Nick that it was qoven, like a witches' coven. Occultism confirmed.

 

[Scout Trooper]

I don't know what to make of this either: "Molestation" was edited out. (Who knew edited comments on Facebook could be so easily discovered?)

Yeah this is really interesting (and frustrating that the thread moved on so fast without acknowledging it).

I think the most charitable interpretation is he meant this in the general sense of "abuse" and that he realized upon reflection that someone might interpret it as the sexual connotation.

However, this isn't a guy typing from the 1800s. He's old but not ancient. My parents would never use the term "molestation" to refer to general abuse or unwanted contact; they would be very conscious of the fact that this is most frequently used in reference sexual molestation.

 

[AnOminous]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome

Also lmao

The patients found estimations involving time to be the most difficult, whereas quantity was the easiest estimation to make. Additionally, the study included a category for classifying "bizarre" answers, which included any answer that was far outside of the normal range of expected responses. WKS patients did give answers that could fall into such a category, such as 15 seconds or 1 hour for the estimated length of a shower,

Or 107 degrees for a fever?

 

[Goatchoker]

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FLUFFY GRASS IS A SWINGER SIGNAL!? WHY!? Is nothing sacred to these degenerates!?

I hate to be a buzz kill but that isn’t pampas grass, it’s hobby lobby bullshit, pampas grass is taller, sharper and not as fluffy, and am horrified because I have 3 of them outside my house.

I rent though okay?!?

 

[Desktop User2]

I hate to be a buzz kill but that isn’t pampas grass, it’s hobby lobby bullshit, pampas grass is taller, sharper and not as fluffy, and am horrified because I have 3 of them outside my house.

I rent though okay?!?

You are about to witness skeletal junkies humping your window when you least expect.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Ralph is not making his situation any better.
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He doesn’t seem to know the difference between restreaming and watching clips.

Yes lmao continue threatening this man with retaliation, please.

 

[Seafarer]

It's been funny to see rekeita try and make fun of Aaron for being a cuckold when Aaron also fucked his wife and rekeita is also a literal cuckold, and I started this king about how you could ever try and make fun of a cuck as a cuck and then it hit me. Rekeita thinks he's an Alpha-cuck.

Two cucks don’t make a Chad.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Here are the latest April meltdown tweets. Sorry, the archiver doesn't preserve profile images apparently.

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Latest status: melting down crying because somebody sent her a clip of her on STMS

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April threatens X ayyylawgs:

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Everything else in the spoiler because there's so many:

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'Tick-tock tick-tock' goes the BPD clock.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

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He doesn’t seem to know the difference between restreaming and watching clips.

"Everything is fair game." - Ethan Ralph

 

[TheLastJoestar]

It doesn't even matter if it's fake. Even if it's all a joke, just a big goof, it could be very, very bad for these retards. Let me propose a hypothetical for your consideration:
What if [...] you would even potentially be actually charged with a crime or several crimes,

Would you tell that fucking joke? Yeah, I didn't think so. The process is the punishment.

Your honor I was only pretending to criminally release Aaron's private financial information to the public as a joke.
Yes, sure The witness wasn't in on the joke, so for all he knew I was really about to release all his sensitive financial, legal and identifying documents that could give way to bank and social security fraud. Sure, we will keep holding this over his head if he doesn't stop testifying shut up - which almost probably definitely counts as witness intimidation, But your honor, you just don't understand social cues. And you don't have a heckin' great sense of humor like my friend Dick Masterson. And if you find me guilty or throw the book at me YOU'RE A NERD, AND A LOSER

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm starting to think that Nick Rekieta is, in fact, the real dork here.

 

[Goatchoker]

You are about to witness skeletal junkies humping your window when you least expect.

I’ll make sure to get it on video!

God dammit.

 

[datura_binge]

Ralph is not making his situation any better.
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He doesn’t seem to know the difference between restreaming and watching clips.

Leave it to Ralph to try to get out of legal trouble by inciting other people to take action against the opposing party. "This dude is pressing charges on me. Go get him!"

 

[TheSoutherStar]

is this the balldo curse acting again? get well soon

link

 

[Journoscum]

I hope we can move to either the divorce arc or the incarceration arc soon. I hope those don't feature endless tweets about having sex with a 90 pound skeleton man.

 

[Scan_Lines]

This is from a day and a half ago (already archived here)

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This woman is completely insane.

If she hadn't appeared at her omnibus and Nick being spotted on camera, I would believe that Nick had killed her and taken over her account.

In reality, April seems to have attachment issues and being dumped by Nick and no other guy to monkey branch to, is sending her spiralling as well.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

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I'm pretty sure this faggot is now just admitting to being possessed by a demon

Considering Father of the Year here finished law school in 2015, he is pretty much admitting that at the very least his younger children have had a drunkard for a father for their entire lifetimes. And while there is technically a chance the oldest one didn't, he was at least too young to remember having a sober father so for all practical purposes none of the Rekieta kids have any experience with a father who has not been on the sauce.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Leave it to Ralph to try to get out of legal trouble by inciting other people to take action against the opposing party. "This dude is pressing charges on me. Go get him!"

Bullying internet personalities during the Internet Blood Sports era addled his brain.