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I mean, we were kinda close to that in the late 80s.
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>Racist Guards Mod.
>Sexist Guards Mod.
>Enhanced Nords: Gigachad body preset
>Bandits of Skyrim: Minorities set to 100%.
>Make Lydia Fat: Custom Lydia Body slide V2
>Player Preset:
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My favorite part about this is this mod list exists and would be fucking hilarious to sideboard if the sexist guards mod wasn’t stupid gooner shit that required like 200 other gooner mods
 
Easy. Its not Alvin. Uranium ain't shit. Now, your average Radcon 1 person would suggest it's the Radium, but the thing about Radium is that it fucking behaves itself. Simon's going to be eating some Full Body dose from the Gamma Rays but most of that's on the extremities anyway and unless he's licking it he'll be fine.

Theodore is fucked though. Theodore is fucked beyond comprehension. Something they don't tell you about Plutonium is that it behaves like the entity from The Thing. It's.... atomically bouncy. This isn't a joke. You wanna know why they didn't make any more of those "Voyager" spheres? They basically had to grout the entire facility because they blinked and the entire building was contaminated. Theodore is rawdogging contamination that hasn't been seen since Fukashima. Theodore will not pass a full body scan for the rest of his life. Theodore's wife will not pass a FBS for the rest of her life. Neither will her OBGYN. And ALL contamination is Full Body.

Forget the whole "blue fire outpacing light" shit from the movies. They cover plutonium with those fancy spheres because even the speds in the 30s licking glowing paintbrushes got nervous at how fast Plutonium started to fly.
 
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