DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Tangentially related to DSP, someone is doing a documentary on KoP. I only mention this because the trailer mentions the SoK, BSV and DSP quite a few times: https://x.com/ShamooYT/status/1856078379029848255

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I don’t know if this hypothetical has been discussed recently, but if you could determine how Phil were to pivot and start a new type of content, what would you chose to maximize personal amusement? This should exclude things he would obviously never do (no IRL streaming, no hot tub streams, etc).

I personally would love it if Phil attempted to pick up music as a hobby and used streams to practice and write songs and review music generally. Or maybe Phil starts attempting DIY fixes around his house and streams it. I would also KILL to see Phil attempt to take up a combat sport as a hobby but I believe that idea falls into the unrealistic category sadly.

 

[PieceofShet]

I don’t know if this hypothetical has been discussed recently, but if you could determine how Phil were to pivot and start a new type of content, what would you chose to maximize personal amusement? This should exclude things he would obviously never do (no IRL streaming, no hot tub streams, etc).

I personally would love it if Phil attempted to pick up music as a hobby and used streams to practice and write songs and review music generally. Or maybe Phil starts attempting DIY fixes around his house and streams it. I would also KILL to see Phil attempt to take up a combat sport as a hobby but I believe that idea falls into the unrealistic category sadly.

I would not exclude hot tub streams. He would do that before IRL.

I want him to move towards the speedrunning community. I want him to pick a hard game and try to beat it asap.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I think the Lego streams have the potential to show just how amazingly stupid Phil is. Watching him struggle to assemble a set made for literal children and rage-quitting it would be hilarious and potentially go viral because a 50 y/o looking manchild giving up on a Lego set would cause Phil to be incapable of quitting a Lego set again just to protect his ego.

Another thing I would love (although this is Phil as a guest) is if Phil was a regular in a serious political show. Not some jackasses that spend their whole lives on the internet thinking they know politics, I'm talking about an actual show with analysts and actual scholars with doctorates having debates. I would love it just to see Phil have absolutely no idea of what they're talking about or trying to wing it and be politely called a retard.

Actually that last one has been an idea I've had for a while. Not just Phil, but bringing a regular dude who always claims the experts don't know what they're talking about. Just imagine Phil's "enlightened centrist" bullshit being shut down by actual experts.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Just as a reminder to people spitballing new kahntent DSP could do:
DSP recently spent 40 minutes trying to log into his own Steam account, because he kept failing the captcha and typing his username in the field that said ENTER ACCOUNT EMAIL ADDRESS HERE. Whatever you expect him to be capable of, he is less capable than even that.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He spent several hours putting up pieces of foam on the wall because he doesn’t understand how studs work. He is completely, and hopelessly, retarded.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Home improvement or financial (like Caleb Hammer or Dave Ramsey)

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I don’t know if this hypothetical has been discussed recently, but if you could determine how Phil were to pivot and start a new type of content, what would you chose to maximize personal amusement? This should exclude things he would obviously never do (no IRL streaming, no hot tub streams, etc).

Doing Cameo videos and streams with TTS superchats where people can insult him, similar to OnlyUseMeBlade, seems like a possibility. I could see this happening if he runs out of whales and has to choose between a retail job or making money by being humiliated on the internet.

 

[Twrx]

Home improvement or financial (like Caleb Hammer or Dave Ramsey)

I don't think Caleb would be able to make it through an audit of DSP.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Doing Cameo videos and streams with TTS superchats where people can insult him, similar to OnlyUseMeBlade, seems like a possibility. I could see this happening if he runs out of whales and has to choose between a retail job or making money by being humiliated on the internet.

Him getting a job anywhere would be such a shitstorm, Doody et al would probably be out for blood and ensure that any job he gets wouldn't last.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil would make bank if he just kept a camera on him 24/7. Watching him shop, or watch tv with Khet would be fascinating.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

'Can't control the character!' LMAO.

This is dogshit. He's trying to cheese Gascoigne instead of learning how to beat him. Dent tier gameplay for dented viewers.

How do you cheese Gascoigne anyway? get him stuck on a gravestone?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Him getting a job anywhere would be such a shitstorm, Doody et al would probably be out for blood and ensure that any job he gets wouldn't last.

Phil being forced to work at McDonalds and someone filming themselves complaining to him that their order was messed up would be the perfect end to the DSP arc.

 

[myone]

DSP recently spent 40 minutes trying to log into his own Steam account, because he kept failing the captcha and typing his username in the field that said ENTER ACCOUNT EMAIL ADDRESS HERE. Whatever you expect him to be capable of, he is less capable than even that.

Wasn't it the other way around?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Wasn't it the other way around?

Huuuuuuuuuuunh? Whudderyootahkkin'm'bout, dood! It was the account e-mail address, DSPGaming@hotmail dot com, just like I've had for the last FIF-TEEN... 'mkay, FIF-TEEN years! I guess you're just remembering it wrong, Ack Ack Ack.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How do you cheese Gascoigne anyway? get him stuck on a gravestone?

Yeah, he cheesed the first two phases by having him be stuck behind a gravestone and attacking them while he attacked him with the saw's long range attack, but after Gascoigne turned into his beast phase he could destroy the gravestones and squashed piggy 5 times. 5 tries to beat a boss as easy as Daddy G on your 3rd playthrough, shameful.

 

[Balr0g]

I haven't watched his Bloodborne slop but did he skip the Cleric beast?

 

[Crooked 16th]

I haven't watched his Bloodborne slop but did he skip the Cleric beast?

He beat it first try

 

[shekelshoah666]

"If I bought the PS5 Pro so what? It's for the business!" "But I totally didn't buy the PS5 Pro"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Nothing like doubling down on retardation. He honestly thinks this looks good.