DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

Holy crap this Bloodborne stream looks like shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Holy crap this Bloodborne stream looks like shit.

Ironic that this is the only recycling Phil ever does, given that he packs his garage with styrofoam from his DoorDash.

 

[KevJ]

GIVE ME MONEY so i can focus on the game!!!!!

She was always gonna be fat, she's midwest trailer trash in her 30's, even back when she was thinner you could tell by her big head she was going to pork out and the meds shes on and a very non active lifestyle only cemented it.

Had to do some research because I had always thought it was the arms that gave it away. Lunch lady esque but thin still, and they'll grow into it. You are absolutely right thats a melon

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'Can't control the character!' LMAO.

This is dogshit. He's trying to cheese Gascoigne instead of learning how to beat him. Dent tier gameplay for dented viewers.

 

[Crooked 16th]

This dude is really out here trying to cheese Gascoigne

 

[PieceofShet]

'Can't control the character!' LMAO.

This is dogshit. He's trying to cheese Gascoigne instead of learning how to beat him. Dent tier gameplay for dented viewers.

Give him a break. Its only his "third playthrough EVER". His words from earlier.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Give him a break. Its only his "third playthrough EVER". His words from earlier.

I guess this is the true redemption run

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

GIVE ME MONEY so i can focus on the game!!!!!

Will the dents actually give him $83k, assuming they go 276 streams, in this economy? Surely not, how will OIShe pay for his hormones?

 

[Balr0g]

The whales are on Rotation so there is a Little relief for each whale's wallet. Plus Phil has now some days where he only streams once so there isn't an immediate Need to Dump 300$ a day. Who knows Maybe he who shall not be named is doing cheap bathtub Hormones courtesy of Keffals. Too bad we never got the Wolverine Dance reward he touted a few months ago where he would put the Wolverine doll behind him and do a Little "Wolverine, Wolverine" dance. Would have been somewhat entertaining especially with the off Chance of him tripping over his mess of cables

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

The whales are on Rotation so there is a Little relief for each whale's wallet. Plus Phil has now some days where he only streams once so there isn't an immediate Need to Dump 300$ a day. Who knows Maybe he who shall not be named is doing cheap bathtub Hormones courtesy of Keffals. Too bad we never got the Wolverine Dance reward he touted a few months ago where he would put the Wolverine doll behind him and do a Little "Wolverine, Wolverine" dance. Would have been somewhat entertaining especially with the off Chance of him tripping over his mess of cables

We need that dsp keffals crossover since bossman isn't getting out anytime soon

 

[Free Jasper]

One of my favourite things Phillip does is try to decide he’s not a lolcow.
As if it’s a title like ‘The Duke of Westchester’ that can be rejected or something.

Bro, an army of people follow your antics to laugh at your stupidity. Your decision not to be a lolcow holds the same weight as the feathered thing with a beak chilling in a pond deciding he’s not a duck.

You’re King of Lolcows, dood!

 

[Very Honest Content]

Sadly, I've found myself coming back to the Philoverse since Bossmanjack could be looking at legit jail time, kino casino is off and on with their broadcasts, dickers/rtu is played out, ralph could legit die in the next 3-6 months and no one would be shocked. Phil is the one boring constant in a world of dying lolcows. Lord help us all...

*snort* No need to be sad, the iron lolcow will provide salt, especially when the doordash shows up this round.

Cant quote the post, but this is decidedly untrue.

Highlight the post portion you want to quote in the post, the pop up menu will give you an option to click on 'Reply' and it will fill in the portion of the (I assume edited) post you are trying to reply to as quoted text block, like this:

there's currently 4 whales

There's less than that, you're multiplying by sockpuppets, as usual.

A shiver of fear runs up my spine with each "Phil Burnell's onlyfans opens," joke posted, because people used to scoff at the same formulation of posts with downfromtherafter's second (no, third) account and WWE Champions time on stream, yet there's the wage-quit of it already in the wake of the pigroach only this year.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I agree with this. DSP should honest to god make an OF. Legit take his top awff and eat food

I'd have more respect for him if he did that rather than all the deceptive gaslighting stuff he does. It reminds me of the character Big Tim from "Requiem for a Dream"; though he trades heroin for sexual favors, he's the only one in the story who's honest and upfront with himself and others. There's no mind games being played - junk for pussy as simple as that.

Edit:

Bro, an army of people follow your antics to laugh at your stupidity.

He doesn't understand the dynamics of that. Since he needs to be told what to believe [and he tells his dents what to believe] he thinks everyone is like that. He thinks we have like a cult leader or high council that are directing us to laugh and shitpost. The reality is that he is so ridiculously retarded that thousands of people are independently motivated to come to the internet to shitpost.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

is he still counting superchats and subs towards his tip goal?

 

[Balr0g]

is he still counting superchats and subs towards his tip goal?

Yup. His liquidity should have taken a hit ever since he began with counting everything towards the goal. While it definetly makes it easier to hit the goal his fun money is getting less

And Phil declaring him lolcow no longer should only have one response: a video with his antics called THIS IS HOW YOU DO LOLCOW

 

[Burl McMillan]

One of my favourite things Phillip does is try to decide he’s not a lolcow.

You say that but just wait until the next feature when tourists come here and say the exact same Phillip Burnell patented lines that he's "just a small-time style guy who plays video games who people decided to fuck with 15 years ago. At least he's not a felon/drug addict/rapist/pedo!"

 

[Coke Zero]

Why doesn't every lolcow just declare they aren't a lolcow? This entire site would have to shut down once there's no more lolcows.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Complete lack of self-awareness is a lolcow staple. Ironically, him admitting that he is one of the biggest lolcows on the Internet would show him in a better light - at least he is somewhat in touch with himself

I'd have more respect for him if he did that rather than all the deceptive gaslighting stuff he does. It reminds me of the character Big Tim from "Requiem for a Dream"; though he trades heroin for sexual favors, he's the only one in the story who's honest and upfront with himself and others. There's no mind games being played - junk for pussy as simple as that.

Also, this guy. He knows what he wants and says it straight up. No beating around the bush like dear old Phillip

 

[strandedcastaway]

Will the dents actually give him $83k, assuming they go 276 streams, in this economy? Surely not, how will OIShe pay for his hormones?

Listen to what the mouth-drooling moron detractors are saying now. They are seething because they think I'm asking for $83,000 to play Stellar Blade! They just make crazy stuff up about me every day. They don't understand that people like me now and they are the lolcows. But allow me to explain. If the streak goes 276 streams, that's only $41,400 for me to play Stellar Blade. The detractors, get this, are claiming it's $83,000. What a bunch of idiotic mouth-drooling stupid moron losers.

 

[UsedUp]

Listen to what the mouth-drooling moron detractors are saying now. They are seething because they think I'm asking for $83,000 to play Stellar Blade! They just make crazy stuff up about me every day. They don't understand that people like me now and they are the lolcows. But allow me to explain. If the streak goes 276 streams, that's only $41,400 for me to play Stellar Blade. The detractors, get this, are claiming it's $83,000. What a bunch of idiotic mouth-drooling stupid moron losers.

I saw a post on X that did some rough Math for the Stellar Blade potential play thru. March 17, 2025 is when it should start if he hits every goal between now and then, thus beating his old vest streak.