Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
I'm really sorry to ask this, but the thread is moving too fast for even me (NERD hiding in a Siberian closet) to keep up with. Is there a spoonfeed/summary post of the last week's bullshit with Rekieta? I am only vaguely aware of his accessing Ayayron's Google account.
These also happened on the weekend

Nick confirmed that April was his girlfriend
April still lives at Nick's second house
April and Nick told the kids "the truth about love and sex" and she bled from Nick fucking her
April wants to eat Nick's cum

To be honest, a lot of things happened
 
I'm really sorry to ask this, but the thread is moving too fast for even me (NERD hiding in a Siberian closet) to keep up with. Is there a spoonfeed/summary post of the last week's bullshit with Rekieta? I am only vaguely aware of his accessing Ayayron's Google account.
Rekieta also admitted to the "girlfriend" (April) during Melton's show. I made a video about that in this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19809850

It might be interesting to react to.
 
@Null I don't think anyone mentioned this in their summaries but there's some speculation that melton was just pretending to be concerned and making shit up on his stream, to get Aaron going maybe? But Aaron has said his account was being accessed by Nick so that part is definitely true. Whether Nick sent a bunch of his data to other idiots is unconfirmed.

Faking it or not, Melton admitted to receiving 28GB of data from Nick and that he has sent it to at least 4 other people. His wife was also in the background yelling at him that they did not have the money to fight this.
 
i think illegal entry is only a crime for non nationals, as a US citizen he should be fine
but maybe it's different if you have an outstanding warrant? not sure
It's not a good idea, I found this story.
Seems possible he could wind up in more trouble.

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I'm really sorry to ask this, but the thread is moving too fast for even me (NERD hiding in a Siberian closet) to keep up with. Is there a spoonfeed/summary post of the last week's bullshit with Rekieta? I am only vaguely aware of his accessing Ayayron's Google account.
This pretty much sums it up.
 
"I never said I physically saw coke. That's just what the warrant said. When I say "I haven't seen coke since May" I mean I haven't seen that on any legal documents since then.; their allegations of coke usage are from May. I haven't actually done it before then or since then. Nerd."

Guarantee that'll be his pathetic cope excuse.
 
In light of recent discoveries, Nicks constant refrain of "One day I'll be able to tell you the whole story" takes a really creepy tone.

How long do you think he has been sitting on Aaron's accounts, stockpiling everything that Aaron has, and just waiting for that moment he could leak it all out or get it put in the public record? Nick's been holding on to Aaron's stuff for at least months at this point, watching his every move to gather dirt and to plan his attack on Aaron. What a fucking creep.

Nobody would have been the wiser if Nick had any impulse control and Melton wasn't such a fucking retard. This goes beyond stupid polycule antics. This is literal crazy stalker ex behavior.
 
I'm really sorry to ask this, but the thread is moving too fast for even me (NERD hiding in a Siberian closet) to keep up with. Is there a spoonfeed/summary post of the last week's bullshit with Rekieta? I am only vaguely aware of his accessing Ayayron's Google account.
“JOSH, that’s the strategy JOSH. I post so much that it keeps the thread moving too fast for you to catch up NERD. Kiwifags OWNED. Josh OWNED. I WIN!” - Nick
 
who did our wife fuck first? drex or the star trek nerd?
That’s why he’s so enraged about people calling her a whore, and “Our Wife”, because she cheated and he doesn’t want people to know he’s such a weak faggot that even all the pills his wife was on wasn’t enough to placate her in their awful marriage.

The smokescreen of the qover and this manic tweeting is that “strategy” mentioned a few times by Null on MATI that Chris would try, and other lolcows, of putting out so much nonsense he thinks it would drown out the real lolcow content.

Absolutely wet brained and in this case, for the most powerful lolcow discovered except for Chris, the distraction stuff itself is enough to put him in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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From what I can gather from twitter, he threw out his back on election night (lol), went to the ER for pain and nausea, and has been in the hospital since.
Wow. He literally broke his back carrying the Balldo Guard all by himself. That's insane to me. He had Nick's back no matter what, but knowing this now it's apparent the reverse sure as shit wasn't true.

I hope Barnes recovers. And after he recovers I hope he watches his back because if he's not careful...well, we may be looking at two self-destructing YouTube lawyers here.
 
Another sign of demonic possession btw.
I would posit that there is no difference between severe mental illness, addiction, and demonic possession.
The the treatment is the same for all of them.

Currently there is someone staying temporarily in my home who is beset with one/all of the above.
This person is treated with loving compassion, rebuked and corrected as necessary, and the rest of the household practices prayerful attentiveness to protect ourselves. It has truly been a test of my spiritual, emotional and physical energy. But I shall fear no evil...
 
That’s why he’s so don’t really have about people calling her a whore, because she cheated and he doesn’t want people to know he’s such a weak faggot that even all the pills his wife was on wasn’t enough to placate her in their awful marriage.

Poor Nick. He is just a victim here. "Please Kayla. Dont make me swing or do Cocaine." All Nick's issues can be explained by his wife cheating on him and making him appear not to be the nerd-killing chad that he really is.

So many people got this so wrong. We all owe Nick an apology.
 
As long as the kids and regular people of Spicer are fine I don't really care what those two retards do. Honestly if they McNutt maxx as other have implied then much the better for the world.
Whether or not the kids have been affected by Nick's selfish degenerate behavior isn't really a question though. They have and every moment that Nick chooses sex and drugs over his children is a moment that the kids are worse off.
 
These also happened on the weekend

Nick confirmed that April was his girlfriend
April still lives at Nick's second house
April and Nick told the kids "the truth about love and sex" and she bled from Nick fucking her
April wants to eat Nick's cum

To be honest, a lot of things happened
Godspeed to you and all the people who made very detailed summaries of what’s happened the last few days/week. This thread is moving so quickly.
 
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