DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

he's definitely playing stellar blade if he hits that goal, just like how he ate that retarded burger

 

[Crooked 16th]

Only $41,100 for a coomer game

 

[Jang Joo]

Tech support Phil. Fixes viewer problems in exchange for tips.

Fails to fix anything.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I missed something here (probably not since this is Dave but I gotta ask), why the fuck is this faggot playing Bloodborne for the umpteenth time knowing full well it won't have PS5 Pro support, and there's plenty of new games that he could potentially be playing?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Nothing like doubling down on retardation. He honestly thinks this looks good.

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Can you really blame him when it work this well?

 

[Elbe]

Can you really blame him when it work this well?

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Right now he has the biggest whale/viewer ratio than anyone on Kick. Possibly ever.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Can you really blame him when it work this well?

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If doing well is living in a state of paranoid delusion and keeping a fat woman in your slovenly condominium with an allowance, lying about everything under the sun, lying over lies, ruining your life and your cushy 100k a year from other lonely suicides with sweaty wrestlers, then I guess none of us have ever had the conditions to win ever. womp womp.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Nothing like doubling down on retardation. He honestly thinks this looks good.

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When I watch medieval shows, kings wear the band style crown with an open top, especially going into battle. Edward Longshanks from Braveheart, Alfred the Great from "The Last Kingdom," Arnold as Conan when he's pictured as a King at the end. Burnell's crown gets my thumbs down.

 

[HereForNudes]

Oh god why is he playing Bloodborne? Might have to skip this one. BB is one of my favorite games of all time. Cant watch this retard shit all over it with his incompetent bumbling.

 

[RougeRed]

When I watch medieval shows, kings wear the band style crown with an open top, especially going into battle. Edward Longshanks from Braveheart, Alfred the Great from "The Last Kingdom," Arnold as Conan when he's pictured as a King at the end. Burnell's crown gets my thumbs down.
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It looks like shit because, as usual, he just went on Amazon and bought the cheapest/first one he saw. There are several on there that look pretty good, but they cost more than twenty bucks, and Phil needs that money for Hogans.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

I don’t know if this hypothetical has been discussed recently, but if you could determine how Phil were to pivot and start a new type of content, what would you chose to maximize personal amusement? This should exclude things he would obviously never do (no IRL streaming, no hot tub streams, etc).

Either make him play games he'd absolutely hates without chat (4X, point-and-click, metroidvania) in a vain attempt to bring back This Is How You Don't Play and see what happens then or, if I'm fine with increasing the addiction like how BossmanJack getting into coke on top of his normal crack, weed, and gamba, making him play for ~two weeks one new mobile game each month to see how many he'll be 'secretly' addicted to and how hard he'll beg to get his WWE Champions/Dragon City/Mahjong Soul/whatever else money.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

26 viewers on Kick for Veilguard, holy fuck this is the fastest channel death I've seen in a LONG time. His Kick whales are the only reason he hasn't pulled the plug on it!

 

[San Dimas High School]

26 viewers on Kick for Veilguard, holy fuck this is the fastest channel death I've seen in a LONG time. His Kick whales are the only reason he hasn't pulled the plug on it!

In most of his prestream rants he has on rotation lately he's gone on about how he's got a newfound resurgence and popularity. You can look down at the views when he says this and he's always saying it to a couple hundred on YT and tens on Kick every single time. It's master level gaslighting on master level dents.

 

[PieceofShet]

So where all those gifted subs goes on kick? How many he has currently?

 

[00R-Gundam]

26 viewers on Kick for Veilguard, holy fuck this is the fastest channel death I've seen in a LONG time. His Kick whales are the only reason he hasn't pulled the plug on it!

Those might be the viewers that may stick with him when everything inevitably goes to shit with him when he gets older. This is just a preview of whats to come

 

[DerelictOnion]

Phil is one of the special streamers whose subscriber number has always been way higher than his average views. Same thing was happening on Twitch.

 

[Elbe]

So where all those gifted subs goes on kick? How many he has currently?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"The only people that don't like DSP Tries It are nonces"
A new word Phil uses but has no idea what it means. Nonce does not mean dunce Phil nonce means a person like Derich.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

"The only people that don't like DSP Tries It are nonces"
A new word Phil uses but has no idea what it means. Nonce does not mean dunce Phil nonce means a person like Derich.

It was his fans asking for a giveaway of some sort. He called them nonces.

"How can I possibly give you guys anything? The trolls will bomb your house! I have to dox your address to send you a shirt!!!!!"

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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He has an amount of followers well above what has been gifted so far, after that I truly don't know what would happen.

Also, he's not eye-fucking chat as hard and is making the noises clowns do when they are born, so he 100% already got money behind the scenes and is just fishing for adam to donate, classic.

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It's not a good state of affairs when you start to predict the future in the vortex, is it?