Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Wine moms? The Dabbleverse audience is at least 90% Gen X dudes who are stuck in the '90s.
ah... I don't watch any TSN shit. I'm just going by the audiences of stuff like the WATP live shows, Dabblecon etc... the videos from those shows look like a sausagefest.
I don't know about WATP, but somebody here, possibly @johnnynoname, mentioned that Melton has a lot of wine moms in his audience. To which @Balldo's Gate humorously replied that that makes a lot of sense.

"The dudes stuck in the 90s" is clearly evident across the Dabbleverse by their obsession with the era of terrestrial shock jock radio.

I have heard countless times now that Melton is doing nothing wrong because pedo humor was common "back in the day."

That fucking @Rocko idiot even tried that before he got banned:

You young people really do not understand that prior to 20 years ago, pretty much every comedian joked about fucking kids.
I was around then. I'm not young. It was shit then, and it is even more shit now.

Even Gregg Hughes admitted that Uncle Paul was a dumb skit that hurt the O&A show. And that was a singular character. Melton is non-stop with this crap.
 
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"back in the day."
stern- never did it.....the closest thing would be when he did a bit (on his WWOR show) about "father ritter's school for boys" (iirc) which was a parody about a priest who had a sex scandal in the late 80's (again this is very "iirc" because that's a bit that i'm reciting purely from memory)

O and A- Anthony wasn't doing pedophile humor....he's literally a pedophile....re: "uncle Paul"...opie openly disliked that bit,and anthony is (ta da) a literal pedophile so naturally he loved it. I can't recall what fans thought of it
 
stern- never did it.....the closest thing would be when he did a bit (on his WWOR show) about "father ritter's school for boys" (iirc) which was a parody about a priest who had a sex scandal in the late 80's (again this is very "iirc" because that's a bit that i'm reciting purely from memory)

O and A- Anthony wasn't doing pedophile humor....he's literally a pedophile....re: "uncle Paul"...opie openly disliked that bit,and anthony is (ta da) a literal pedophile so naturally he loved it. I can't recall what fans thought of it
I must tell you, much like the Dabbleverse, I don't have a very good opinion of the OnA fan community.

Like I agree Quasi needed to be paid, but that's about it.

Null said he once contemplated hosting them on his server space, but thought better of it when he was informed how insane they are. At one point they even tied to SWAT his mom, and another time they SWATed Fatrick and tired to pin it on Null.

I see some of the same crap from Melton's camp (though perhaps not as extreme). Unlike the Farms, they have no problem with neghole pozzing. They are not content to just laugh. They want to ruin Aaron for some reason.
 
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They want to ruin Aaron for some reason.
and this has probably been said ad infintum on this thread however Melton's fans are purely anti aaron, and employ the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" edict when it comes to people like Rikieta

Aaron is extremely unlikable however there is no way (NO WAY) that nigga is anything less than a saint compared to THE QUEEN!!

THE QUEEN!! is legit bottom rung
 
There’s no way Melton sent it to nearly a dozen people and nobody said shit.
I want to say that Rakets lied that Aaron logged in himself so it's okay, but no way they're so dumb to believe it. Melton maybe, but not Karl.
and this has probably been said ad infintum on this thread however Melton's fans are purely anti aaron, and employ the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" edict when it comes to people like Rikieta

Aaron is extremely unlikable however there is no way (NO WAY) that nigga is anything less than a saint compared to THE QUEEN!!

THE QUEEN!! is legit bottom rung
Aaron is truly a DSP 2.0. Melton going through Aaron's venmo and paypal to prove that he faked his donations is dentractors levels of obsession.
 
I want to say that Rakets lied that Aaron logged in himself so it's okay, but no way they're so dumb to believe it. Melton maybe, but not Karl.
What I’m saying is that none of these thirsty losers would have been able to keep it quiet for more than an hour max.
 
You guys are supreme retards if you think Melton is being serious in this video. Like we need some aspie checks in here
Doesn't matter fuckface. I think you vastly overestimate the standards for probable cause. If it gets his shit searched, who cares if it was a "work?"
 
does the DSP/RTU "double turn" happen within, say, 2 years time (with THE QUEEN!! obviously being RTU)
Commenters on the clip channels are shitting on him now too, especially since KC started talking about him. As soon as the nigga was exposed to the wider internet people immediately hated him. He does have a lot in common with RTU though. Both are virtue signaling hypocrites who are equally obsessed with a boring cow. Melton does the whole racism and sexism shit just to score points against Aaron, and RTU is pretty much a Prog robot when it benefits him. Fuck, even thier shows are the same. They're boring slogs where the host sits around doing weed agaisnt the backdrop of an idiot talking about mindless shit. ....oh shit they both have pedo accusations too. RTU's dropbox and Melton's everything and while RTU's is more meme than true it's still really fucking funny. They are both tied up with KC too.

I think the only thing that separates them is that DSP isn't at odds with Nick. No wait..fuck he is. But RTU isn't "friends" with Nick. RTU was also big shit back in the day with a million something subs..

Hell, even both cows are the same. DSP and Aaron are massively unlikable grifters who shamelessly beg endlessly. And both have Melton and RTU to point at and go that guy is objectivly worse than me in almost every way.

There’s no way Melton sent it to nearly a dozen people and nobody said shit.
Last I read it was like 3 to 4 people and they probably told niggas in Discord. But Melton was clearly excited to get a dunk on Aaron so he just bragged about it publicly.
 
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Mike David and Jules are very prophetic. They said in late October it was going to be "Meezy Season" soon referring to their OG Fool Melton. And the festivities have only just begun!
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This clip is fucking crazy. Melton asks an uneducated caller whether sending the files to someone else could be illegal. The caller (wrongly) claims this could only bite Melton in the ass if the file contained anything like CSAM. Melton's immediate reaction to this says it all: He jumps to life and asks if he's serious, takes himself and his computer activity off-screen, quietly says he needs to check something, comes back after a long pause to ask if he can burn his hard drive because "everyone's saying if you erase it then they can still see it," and then exclaims "FUCK!"

What are people supposed to take away from this exchange?

There's no way this isn't a bit. No one could possibly be this retarded. Wasn't he supposed to have some tech knowledge? Files still being accessible after they're deleted is such basic shit. I cannot believe this is real.
 
Mike David and Jules are very prophetic.
It sounds like they’re trying to bring Kevvy Brenny on-side to go after Melton or something. Which is funny after Kabes chimped out over the election and tweeted that he wanted someone to assassinate Trump because JEWS!!!!!
 
There's no way this isn't a bit. No one could possibly be this retarded. Wasn't he supposed to have some tech knowledge? Files still being accessible after they're deleted is such basic shit. I cannot believe this is real.
Dude regularly "jokes" about being a pedophile. I don't think he's firing on all cylinders.
 
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