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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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We still don't know wogglebug's official stance on the US election. Does our enlightened cockroach want to protect the downtrodden illegal immigrants or volunteer to send the butt pirates to swiftly deport them?
I believe this will answer your question:
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He's already in talks with the pirates.
 
Will Trump ban True Love in Genoma?
"I almost dare say we're packed in this concentration camp like ants in a farm, but I am not an ant in the slightest. Rather, I am a Wogglebug, a thoroughly educated Wogglebug who certainly requires no assistance with concentration! Tee-hee-hee-hee!"
 
"I almost dare say we're packed in this concentration camp like ants in a farm, but I am not an ant in the slightest. Rather, I am a Wogglebug, a thoroughly educated Wogglebug who certainly requires no assistance with concentration! Tee-hee-hee-hee!"
Bravo for nailing the obnoxious bastard bug's pretentiously tedious waffling/Cherie's atrocious writing "style".
However they would almost certainly just gun him down in the Genoma gutter for mouthing off long before giving him the one way ticket to Bughenwald.

But let's be real here people:
Fuckbug would 100% become a sympathizer, ratting out Frogman, Knowitall and the troll wizards just to save his fat brown bug ass.
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Oberführer SS Waffenbug -
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Fuckbug would 100% become a sympathizer, ratting out Frogman, Knowitall and the troll wizards just to save his fat brown bug ass.
I don't think they would be looking for Professor Mengele Knowitall, unless they want to give him a medal for his contributions to nazi science.
 
these books aren't even on libgen or Anna's Archive. Are there epubs floating around?
Haven't seen any of them floating anywhere. Enchanted Forest, Incredible Tale, Wisdom Keys and Magic Wish were adapted for "movies" (and probably made somewhat approachable - I can't imagine Cherie having good writing style) so I know the stories.
Books of Manners and Finding Things sound like guides.
There are also two Enchanted Forest books - there is a proper "movie" (Woggy trying to stop Antibo) and a short (Woggy goes back to the forest to cure the Kiwi trees of their meanness) - I don't know if they both are book adaptations.
 
I found a art piece that looks just like Cynthia's husbando
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Looks like a bit of Patrick Tomlinson DNA got mixed in with Dr. Knowitall's cockroach machine.

"Wrong, stalkerchild. I am not an abomination against God nor against nature. You will most certainly not be euthanizing me to atone for your sins. Enjoy the Nuremberg Trials."
 
Well, fellow highly-educated roach connoisseurs, looks like I've been off the loop long enough for some things to happen in Cheriville Genoma.

The "Hollywood executive" 's LinkedIn profile may pass the smell test, but holy crap that smelled like a scam, I initially thought it was one of the previous scammers returning for a double tap. Once they know someone is vulnerable to their trick, they will come back some time later down the line.

That reminded me of the scummy "academics" latching on to doctorate students desperate to have any paper published before funding's end.

Of course, it wasn't ever about money with them (even if they make pay through the nose), with most of their catchphrases are best summed up as " Your research shows a lot of promise, those dinosaurs at [journal name] didn't understand your paper and I've got what it takes to take it from great to excellent".

This goes without saying but Wogglemom needs to clamp down on the money, it's only a matter of time before she brings debt to her family.

Oberführer SS Waffenbug -
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Now I can see how Wagneria and Wogglebug belong together: She was fearless and more racist than him, she was his Füherin and Science help anyone who dared to disrespect his Füherin.

As for the "new new new (...) start", of fucking course your staff (be it VA, illustrator...) "requires" money. That's called "working".

On this topic, she asks if anyone has a way of gaining additional funds without "actually getting a job". Well, if these kidneys aren't too fried by Sunkist, I have a couple cousins that might be interested :story:
 
On this topic, she asks if anyone has a way of gaining additional funds without "actually getting a job". Well, if these kidneys aren't too fried by Sunkist, I have a couple cousins that might be interested :story:
Judging by the state of her teeth and shape of her body, I wouldn't be optimistic.
 
"I want to start anew for the fifth time", more like it.
Very disappointing. I was hoping she'll finally adapt all eight of her "books". We were half-way through :(
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"VOGGLEBUG'S JOURNI FOR THE MAGIC WIS"
"INCREDIBLE TAL MR. WOGGLEBUG"
"ADVENTURES IN ENCHANTED FOR"
"HE WOGGLEBUG OOK OF MANNEP"

Why are they all cropped like that?
 
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