Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I'm all for healing crystals.

These "people" are more into JO crystals.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, that's cocaethylene which is found among users of both cocaine and liquor.
He's done that already.
>At least my daughter wasn't tested positive for these other metabolites, dorknerd

Lab mistakes happen regularly.

What bothers me about this whole story though, is that Nick didn’t have her tested privately.

We all know “But the county!” Doesn’t wash.

Weren’t the kids back in your custody, balldoman?!

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

"It metabolizes outside the body"
Google AI says different:

but then how did nick's urine get.... nope, fuck that, not finishing that thought.

 

[AltisticRight]

These "people" are more into JO crystals.
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Or in Skelly's case, deep chakra healing via rectal insertion.

 

[AnOminous]

Weren’t the kids back in your custody, balldoman?!

Remember, the only time lies aren't coming out of Balldoman's mouth are when dicks are going into it.

With most infants, the first words out of their mouths are something like dada or mama.

But with Nick, the first words that came out of his mouth were a lie.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

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Spoiler: All warrant screenshots

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Information listed for Ethan Ralph from the Virginia case search is interesting. Past convictions of Felony assault on LEOs, and misdemeanor of dissemination of personal photos of another. There were several articles published about the incident of him assaulting the Loudoun County Deputies. http://archive.today/R5Ktb

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

That's because Dax Herrera Is Jewish.

That's bullshit but I believe it.

 

[Tablet County]

That's bullshit but I believe it.

Sir Surfer would never lie to you mister svastika.

 

[BlastMonk]

As kiwifarms isn't a hivemind I want to pushback on the idea of the demonic posession of Nick. I could argue that as an atheist there are no demons or souls thus no demonic possessions. But I'd like to take a more nuanced position. Nick is acting the way he is because he beleives he is possessed and thus has 'permission' to do whatever he wants. Nick has stated some bizzare occult-adjacent opinions/views towards his Christian faith, gods a sinner, jesus was a sinner and also not real. So for Nick I think he beleives these things because thats a tool he needs his to remove the psychological control/guidance his faith via his upbringing has placed on him. He wants to do all the drugs anf fuck whoever and cares about no one but himself. To justify this desire with what is expected of him via his faith he starts beleving in the occult and demon possession or whatever. It may sound strange but people act and think in strange ways to prevent and minimise cognitive dissonance all the time, this is compunded by Nick being a massive narc.

tl;dr Nicks not demonically possessed but he's allowed himself to beleive in that idea or something akin to it to justify his utterly selfish actions becuase hes utterly selfish and self destructive.

 

[HackerX]

If current day Nick is sober Nick, he should go back on drugs.

No no. He's still on the drugs but Doctor Retard is adjusting the coke dosages. After all, cocaine is medicinal. Just ask his daughter.

"Things fall apart, it's scientific."

Entropy ain't supposed to happen like this.

I'm all for healing crystals. They don't do jackshit medically but they're nice to have around and pretty to look at. You can say it "heals" in that aspect without sounding like a total nutjob.
They're nature's gift to humanity, unlike the blight of Minnesota known as Rekieta.

What he needs is a purifying crystal doused in holy water. If that doesn't work, throw it at his head. He likes to hit himself in the face anyways.

 

[Tablet County]

As kiwifarms isn't a hivemind I want to pushback on the idea of the demonic posession of Nick. I could argue that as an atheist there are no demons or souls thus no demonic possessions. But I'd like to take a more nuanced position. Nick is acting the way he is because he beleives he is possessed and thus has 'permission' to do whatever he wants. Nick has stated some bizzare occult-adjacent opinions/views towards his Christian faith, gods a sinner, jesus was a sinner and also not real. So for Nick I think he beleives these things because thats a tool he needs his to remove the psychological control/guidance his faith via his upbringing has placed on him. He wants to do all the drugs anf fuck whoever and cares about no one but himself. To justify this desire with what is expected of him via his faith he starts beleving in the occult and demon possession or whatever. It may sound strange but people act and think in strange ways to prevent and minimise cognitive dissonance all the time, this is compunded by Nick being a massive narc.

tl;dr Nicks not demonically possessed but he's allowed himself to beleive in that idea or something akin to it to justify his utterly selfish actions becuase hes utterly selfish and self destructive.

Nobody actually believes he's possessed by a demon. At least I hope not. Nigger's responsible for his own downfall.

"Things fall apart, it's scientific."

Like sitting on pins and needles.

 

[RodgerDodger]

"Things fall apart, it's scientific."

This seems somehow appropriate

especially if anyone wants to hook Kayla on the hardcore shit.

 

[BlastMonk]

What bothers me about this whole story though, is that Nick didn’t have her tested privately.

I know nothing about drug testing, but isn't fat too late for that. If the hair was tested now wouldn't it come back as a negative?

 

[Edward Teach]

So melton just put this out saying it was a fake drunk bit. So fake confesses to committing federal crimes that are currently being investigated......right.....

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody actually believes he's possessed by a demon. At least I hope not.

I don't even believe in demons but Nick is almost convincing me they are real and he actually is possessed. This is only half a shitpost.

 

[AltisticRight]

Information listed for Ethan Ralph from the Virginia case search is interesting. Past convictions of Felony assault on LEOs, and misdemeanor of dissemination of personal photos of another. There were several articles published about the incident of him assaulting the Loudoun County Deputies. http://archive.today/R5Ktb

You're like a decade late to this.
There's an entire subforum surrounding this guy called "Da Sektur", which Skelly is a member of as well.

 

[keke]

You forgot “As much as I talk shit about fat women, the truth is I have a SSBBW fetish.” Even if he didn’t say it, his thirst confirms it.

This reminds me of the story he told on stream where he jokingly set Legal Mindset or someone up with some fat chick at a bar and thought it was the funniest thing ever. This is after his brain chemistry was altered and life was supposedly changed because he went to a nudist resort and realised others don’t care what you look like and it’s all just cool man.

And yet he behaves like the most judgmental retard cunt. To strangers, and his own wife. Oh sure Nick was insecure with his saggy ass and skinnyfat physique… with his wife standing next to him, “body destroyed“ after 5 kids, even after the plastic surgery he’s rambling on stream about how hideous she is. Self-absorbed and incompetent. Just a gross guy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Information listed for Ethan Ralph from the Virginia case search is interesting. Past convictions of Felony assault on LEOs, and misdemeanor of dissemination of personal photos of another. There were several articles published about the incident of him assaulting the Loudoun County Deputies. http://archive.today/R5Ktb

Wow. I didn't know that.

You're telling me now for the first time.

Yeah, that's cocaethylene which is found among users of both cocaine and liquor.
He's done that already.

And she tested negative for that, according to Rekieta.

Checkmate.

 

[Fapcop]

I know nothing about drug testing, but isn't fat too late for that. If the hair was tested now wouldn't it come back as a negative?

Nah.



Also: Remember that Nick supposedly had his kids back for MONTHS!

 

[RodgerDodger]

So melton just put this out saying it was a fake drunk bit. So fake confesses to committing federal crimes that are currently being investigated......right.....

It’s afraid. The beasts are panicking.