African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

Belisarius Cawl said:
More airport niggotry:
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This sheboon has a bead shop glue to her fingernails
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Belisarius Cawl said:
When a probable Niggerian scammer adds you on Facebook, say "alaye" (apparently Yoruba, meaning "mighty one", which is a bit of scammer argot from this part of the world to recognize other fellow nigger scammers), see the reaction to make sure, then call them a nigger
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With phone scammers of any melanin degree, I like to play along and frustrate them into rage quitting. One thing I like to do is read my bank number but deliberately read a number or two unclearly. When they start repeating what they have written down, seeking clarification, I endeavor to create as misunderstanding as possible.

Another one I like to do is tell them I'm going to audition for American Idol and ask if they'll rate my singing. Some of them show incredible patience if they think they're going to get a bank number out of it.

Though you're far away,
I am here to stay,
You are not alo-one.

Sar, that was very goo...

[Louder] You never said goodbye,
[Jacko hiccup noise]
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Oh, they do. It's just so rare it seems nonexistent.
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Usually for different reasons, for nogs its getting indignit over stupid things like delays or seating for whites it's usually being drunk. Anyone remember boo-hoo Karen? Fat white bitch elitist who got shit faced on half a dozen margaritas and tried to three point stance her way through a closed gate only to try and victim blame a guy who was in her way. And in typical leftist fashion was had weed on her which was a double whammy of airports being federal jurisdiction and Texas where it's still not legal and proceeded to pull out every tolerant left phrase at the black cop on the way to the station.

You want the TLDR: it's been said already but when you're at an airport you're expected to conduct yourself like a functioning member of society because well it's a fucking airport and you won't get handled with kid gloves if you FA.
 
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Don't know where else to put this, this thread seems most appropriate.

Reading a novel called Dying Inside, it's a 70s sci fi story about a guy who can read minds. He makes a living by writing university papers for students, to make it more believable he reads their mind so the writing style fits and the professor doesn't catch the cheating.

A black student who is on the basketball team approaches him literally called like Ngubu Malumbu or some shit, I'm not joking, to write an essay about Greek tragedies. The main character reads his mind and it's all "sheeeet meng, we wuz kangs an sheeit, imma bust this cracka ass Jew if he mess up muh assagmint".

Few chapters later our hero is writing the essay which is reproduced in the novel, and then it breaks mid sentence and the main character says to himself "this is crazy, no one is going to believe fucking Ngubu could write this, I need to jive it up or something, but how? Maybe I should smoke a joint, that might help - "meng, so then this cracka ass Greek name Agamemnon or some sheeit gets his ass kilt or something, sheeit".

It's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read but it wasn't played for laughs, it's all 100% serious. :story: Can you imagine if this was written in the modern day? The author would get fucking crucified.
 
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Caddo Cobgang said:
the slave trade was a mistake
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It might had worked out better had America followed the example of the Egyptians, and castrated the males on arrival.


byron said:
If you take away the guns, they'll be violent with knives
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Proven true by the experience of London, England, which currently has about 40 knife crimes every day, almost all among the rapidly-growing negro population.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
I would also like more examples of your trials and tribulations with these fine folks.
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Ask and ye shall recipient:

Story One
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"Uncle Shot Ma Daddy"
So we've got this elderly black woman who's taking like an intro speech course. She easily has to be late 40s to mid 50s, otherwise she is a ROUGH 30s. So she can not use a computer for shit typical Boomer stuff but the interesting part is her "speech" is about mental illness. Why you may ask? Because her blood related Uncle shot her step-father in front of her and her sister when they were like 5 or 6.

The interesting part is she is like genuinely low IQ. Has to print out everything and can't do deductive reasoning. She will not type her assignment unless the formatting matches the example the Professor gives 100%. She didn't understand that not all books are printed the same cause her text book version of a story didn't word for word match the audio book version of it she was listening to, which she thought would affect how the story goes.

Story Two
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"Float like Dementia, Sting like Dementia"
This next one I actually feel a little bad for the guy. He's gotten be in his 70s as he saw Ali box back in the day.

He came in needing to do a PowerPoint for his Speech class. Topic he decided on was Muhammad Ali. So he's old and I take my time showing him the basics of using PowerPoint, but I had to essentially handhold him the entire process. I could have just made the damn thing is like 5 minutes but instead it took 2 days. He would forget which icon was even PowerPoint or how he'd laid his presentation out subject wise. I showed him how to copy and paste an image like 8 times and he still just could not remember or comprehend.

This PowerPoint was 6 slides and it took 6 hours over 2 days for ME to finish.

Story Three
Title
"Covid"
I guess blacks really bought hard into the coof cause my black female supervisor and the black female instructor who is "training" me both keep bringing it up while then explaining I need to spay down every surface with alcohol/sanitizer after someone leaves.

On a separate note I'm actually working 2 jobs atm and the other I'm working for the Post Office at a Distribution Center. Has anyone ever realized the post office is staffed by like 99% blacks? Cause we had a meeting for something and I was the only non-darkie in my department. Hell my supervisor is literally an African immigrant from like Nigeria or Uganda based on his accent.

If you ever need to wonder why the post office sucks it's the blacks. I'd say a good 75% of the jobs in there could be automated and streamlined, but instead you've got like 20 black people doing shit for 8 to 12 hours at 30 bucks an hour each. Yet still your mail and packages are treated like shit.

Last night a literal Nigga Moment happened and 2 old black guys nearly came to blows over literally nothing of substance.
 
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Hassou Tobi said:
I've read stories by honest nigs about their own relatives mocking them for reading or doing homework. They are fucked.
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Dumb people are REALLY suspicious of smart people. I’ve definitely had to “play dumb” more than a few times because showing how smart you are triggers fear/hatred among the retarded.

I really feel awful for people where this type of interaction is with their own family :(
 
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Rootless Cosmopolitan said:
Dumb people are REALLY suspicious of smart people. I’ve definitely had to “play dumb” more than a few times because showing how smart you are triggers fear/hatred among the retarded.
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I've always felt they simply resent smarter people.

I'm pleb class but I speak quite well. However, if some feral beast engages me on the bus or something, I instantly go grug mode.
 
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Rootless Cosmopolitan said:
Dumb people are REALLY suspicious of smart people. I’ve definitely had to “play dumb” more than a few times because showing how smart you are triggers fear/hatred among the retarded.
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As a teen I attended a summer program that was run by a black woman and majority black kids. I know, I know, but it wasn't advertised that way; they advertised it as a way to get college credits or something like that. It wasn't until I showed up the first day that I realized it was 95% blacks who were threatening to stab me. Within the first week I was called in to the head office and informed that "the other kids think you think you're smarter than them". Not sure what she thought a 15-16yo was supposed to do with that information? Or why their inferiority complex was my burden to begin with?

Needless to say, I left pretty quickly, along with the math instructor who was duped into thinking he would be teaching some advanced courses. I think in the end the woman running the whole thing got in trouble because she stole a bunch of grant money from the state and the whole thing was a lie. It was an eye-opening experience.
 
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