Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[behindyourightnow]

What country is that possible in?
I am not sure if any kind of surgical intervention on minors is legal anywhere.

It's possible in the great United States of America.

Check out the girl in the SRS thread who had her breasts amputated at age 14 and was approved for a hysterectomy at 15.

And here's a study of "gender affirming" breast amputation in the US that has a median age of 16, with the youngest patient in the study a girl of only 12.

It appears you have fallen for the "no one is doing gender surgery on minors! (but also we can't ban gender surgery on minors, even though no one is doing them!)" media propaganda messaging. You should stop doing that.

EDIT: To view her Bsky account, you need to login to a Bsky account.
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You just need a Bluesky account, which you can use a burner email for (I signed up about six months ago and it still hasn't forced me to verify it yet).

It's worth making a lurker account, not so much for Alyssa but for all the lolcows that are there now, whining to each other and pretending they don't miss Twitter.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

"Oh dear" is right.

Now she has a Patreon.
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A little tip, Alyssa: If you want people to believe that you left a cushy job on your own after a lot of consideration instead of being unceremoniously terminated, you should wait at least 10 days / two weeks between announcing your departure and desperately e-begging. Also, if you get mad at people calling you an electronic harlot it helps a lot NOT posting your butt in a place where you ask for money.

 

[Drama Trauma]

New boyfriend confirmed, from Bluesky: (B/A)

 

[behindyourightnow]

Alyssa's followers are now threatening violence against JT for the crime of reading her public Bluesky, which I'm sure will do wonders for her lawsuit:





The second guy, Ryan Easby, is an actual video games journalist, although he has "lost a lot of work recently."

https://archive.md/Sn4Q7

Gee Ryan, wonder if it has anything to do with your tendency to threaten to hit random YouTubers with hammers? I cannot imagine why the jobs aren't flooding in.

Here's Ryan by the way. I cannot imagine those swollen sausage fingers trying to pick up a tool as delicate as a hammer, so JT will probably be fine.



(Do you become fat and doughy after you become an Alyssa simp, or do you decide to become an Alyssa simp after becoming fat and doughy?)

 

[CrunkLord420]

Archive of the Patreon
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She has one tier: "official MERCenary"
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Her first post (archive):
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The picture is a bathroom butt mirror selfie that she's posted on twitter before, which is classy. I won't bother reproducing it here.

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Now all she needs is a podcast. Maybe she can do one with her boyfriend?

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There's an inside joke among gamejournos with patreons. Everyone is just passing the same $20 in a giant circle. You donate to your friend, and then they donate to one of their friends, and so on. Just something to consider if you ever ask yourself "why would anyone give this dumb slut money for basically nothing of value?".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It appears you have fallen for the "no one is doing gender surgery on minors! (but also we can't ban gender surgery on minors, even though no one is doing them!)" media propaganda messaging. You should stop doing that.

No, I just ignored the topic entirely because it is insane and I do not live in the US.
I can only follow so many ultra retarded topics at a type without questioning this timeline.

 

[Firemalzahn]

Alyssa Mercante announce that she is getting a new job being a clickbait journalist at Rolling Stone.
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Targeting 8BitEric and calling him a stalker, but Alyssa is not? Such hypocrisy.
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One terrible human being (Paul Tassi) defending another terrible human being. That is until he gets called out for being a delusional cuck.
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She shits on Elon Musk.
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Leave the dog alone, Alyssa.
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EDIT: LOL
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When’s Paul getting a thread.

Between Paul, Alyssa, grummz, melonie mac, etc I can’t even follow gaming news on Twitter without their faggotry

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Here's Ryan by the way. I cannot imagine those swollen sausage fingers trying to pick up a tool as delicate as a hammer, so JT will probably be fine.

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(Do you become fat and doughy after you become an Alyssa simp, or do you decide to become an Alyssa simp after becoming fat and doughy?)

Ryan very shy guy actually

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Going right back to ho'ing it up. Wonder if she'll end up being Anissa #2.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

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Going right back to ho'ing it up. Wonder if she'll end up being Anissa #2.

I should be allowed to press charges for sexual assault when she posts gross shit like this.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

She seems to be unironically trying to get people to subscribe to her Patreon using this picture.

Business idea Alyssa, charge people 100$ to hit you in the face while you make that impression.

She is obviously doing really well financially and does not need no man.

(X/A)

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Going right back to ho'ing it up. Wonder if she'll end up being Anissa #2.

I have news for you: they both follow each other:

 

[behindyourightnow]

She just retweeted this:



Alyssa doesn't realize that being paid like shit is the only reason she has ever gotten ever work. Good writers ask for more money, and if they don't get it they leave and do something else.

Shitty writers like Alyssa accept $50 per article, and doggedly stick around in the industry because they gain all their self-worth from telling people they're a "journalist." They know they're not that talented or smart, and they know that if they left to work elsewhere, they'd be forced to take a job with low perceived social status. People like this are literally the only people left in games journalism.

If you think I'm exaggerating about article rates:



This is the reason they are so angry all the time. They project that anger outwards to the incels and chuds so that they don't have to face their own low worth.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Alyssa's followers are now threatening violence against JT for the crime of reading her public Bluesky, which I'm sure will do wonders for her lawsuit:

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Why we're still not fill police report on dave?

 

[Charnel Ground]

link / archive

starting to power down this hell app

Press X to Doubt

 

[mentally retarded user]

Journalism is so dead that all that is left is for Tom to turn some stupid whores bad decisions into revenue.
Tommy Won.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Funny that Alyssa only started caring about what freelance journos are paid when she got her freelance gig.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

What is with it with leftists and hammers? every time they talk about killing someone theres always someone saying to do it with a hammer. I, why?

 

[CrunkLord420]

She just retweeted this:

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Alyssa doesn't realize that being paid like shit is the only reason she has ever gotten ever work. Good writers ask for more money, and if they don't get it they leave and do something else.

Shitty writers like Alyssa accept $50 per article, and doggedly stick around in the industry because they gain all their self-worth from telling people they're a "journalist." They know they're not that talented or smart, and they know that if they left to work elsewhere, they'd be forced to take a job with low perceived social status. People like this are literally the only people left in games journalism.

If you think I'm exaggerating about article rates:

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This is the reason they are so angry all the time. They project that anger outwards to the incels and chuds so that they don't have to face their own low worth.

This is only going to get worse. You pivot away from written content or you die. Only the most SEO optimized evergreen content will survive, like in depth game guides. Even if you end up writing something newsworthy it'll just be used as fodder by ecelebs like Asmongoid and the MoistMan WOW THIS IS CRAZY.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is only going to get worse. You pivot away from written content or you die. Only the most SEO optimized evergreen content will survive, like in depth game guides. Even if you end up writing something newsworthy it'll just be used as fodder by ecelebs like Asmongoid and the MoistMan WOW THIS IS CRAZY.

It's what she deserves. She's a manic woman who will suffocate in her own mediocrity.