Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Miltank]

I've never smoked brisket before, but is the meat suppose to be white like that? Holy shit, I missed when he said "remember last year" because of his mush mouth, bro.

Also he just dumped in all the water from that canned corn. Jesus.

Fitting that it's called Church chili, you're in the right place to be buried after eating that pot he just dumped 5 different canned foods into that pot.

Also when he didn’t win the church’s chili competition with that masterpiece he got all disgruntled and accused the others of cheating essentially

 

[AltisticRight]

Way before. It's one of the more infamous videos of his and ranks right up there with Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Too much work and effort for him. He wanted a 4 hour chili in 20 minutes which is why he used the pressure cooker.

And for no reason whatsoever, everyone from that church registered accounts on Reddit and started posting on r/atheism.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I looked through every single page of recipes from the Italian Sons and Daughters of America website and found zero recipes for Italian chili. With that out of the way, I would see an Italian chili with beef, Italian sausage, and some pasta. Of course, it would have red wine in the sauce as well.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can see AI Chili Month working, if you're not a literal drooling idiot and actually know something about cooking.

Fire up your preferred LLM, and ask for, say, eight different chili recipes. Pick four that seem viable, or at least have the least hallucinations/nonsense, and pair them with a rejected recipe for each week of the month. Try to prepare the chosen recipes with as little modification as you can, and explain why the rejected recipes wouldn't work. And, of course, be honest about the results instead of giving everything an "aypluhs cuz eet haz meet".

Of course, such levels of thinking, skill, and honesty are well beyond Jack's reach.

 

[Adamska]

An AI recipe series could be interesting, since you can do the "exactly as written recipe" first, and then the "how to make it more edible" section where you try to fix it. Kind of like that bald guy Bimbish.

A chili month could even be interesting, since there's a lot of different ways to make a chili. You could start off with the bog standard, which uses beans, ground meat, and tomatoes with pepper. Then do a Texas style chili con carne, almost all pepper sauce. From there do a green chili, with tomatillos and a different meat base. Then seafood chili, then white. There's a lot of different styles based just on what you do with them.

You could also convert a dish from the world, use their spice profiles, and make a chili that way too. I tried that with Greek flavorings, since that did sort of happen with Cincinnati chili.

The ultimate problem though is Jack's just a lazy fucker who has absolutely given up on trying at all. He's only doing Cooking with Fats to save ego by preventing the hadurrz from winning and so he can eat a lot of slop at once.

 

[densedance]

The ultimate problem though is Jack's just a lazy fucker who has absolutely given up on trying at all. He's only doing Cooking with Fats to save ego by preventing the hadurrz from winning and so he can eat a lot of slop at once.

That's why I have to smirk everytime he brings or tries to bring out a "xyz Theme month". Yet he only manages to upload 2-3 Videos per month. Motherfucker, you have a brand new Kitchen, "dedicated" to your Yoodooob Job. How fucking lazy can you be?

 

[lindsayfan]

Why does he only make chilli?

because you asked for it.
you and so many others flooded him with requests for a series of lazy, soupy indistinguishable a.i.-generated pressure-cooked chilis so he's BRINGIN IT TO YA

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

because you asked for it.
you and so many others flooded him with requests for a series of lazy, soupy indistinguishable a.i.-generated pressure-cooked chilis so he's BRINGIN IT TO YA

Finally!

 

[CallmeCicada]

because you asked for it.
you and so many others flooded him with requests for a series of lazy, soupy indistinguishable a.i.-generated pressure-cooked chilis so he's BRINGIN IT TO YA

I didn't do anything, I am a good boy. I am just learning about this guy recently (about a month ago).

 

[Marc]

I didn't do anything, I am a good boy. I am just learning about this guy recently (about a month ago).

At the start of the Greek chili video, Jack claims [translated from mongo mouth] "You asked for it; and I'm bringin' it to ya!." That is the only explanation you (or anyone else) will be getting for AI Chili Month; and you now know just as much as Jack. Confused? You are now just as confused as Jack. You are officially up to speed. Now just sit back and watch Jack continue on with smugly and incoherently fucking everything up until he's dead.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Italian Chili is just going to be Jack eating a spoonful of red sauce. A tomato based chili and a pasta sauce already share most of their ingredients. If you try to do a fusion you are actually just doing one or the other.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You could also convert a dish from the world, use their spice profiles, and make a chili that way too.

And that's perfectly reasonable. Chili is customizable in so many different ways. Cincinnati style, white chili, Texas chili, vegetarian chili and so on. I've made it with beef both ground and in chunks. I've added sausage, pork, turkey, tofu and more. Any type of meat I had left over in the fridge has at one point in time gone into a pot of chili. So it's not hard to use local ingredients and flavors to make an Indian chili or Chinese chili and so on.

What Fatty is doing is the lowest effort form of chili. Just throwing shit together and hope it works.

That's why I have to smirk everytime he brings or tries to bring out a "xyz Theme month". Yet he only manages to upload 2-3 Videos per month. Motherfucker, you have a brand new Kitchen, "dedicated" to your Yoodooob Job. How fucking lazy can you be?

He only does it once a week because he can only eat so much in that time. I know it's at least twice as much as everybody else but it's still he's got to have a limit as to how much food he can force down his gullet.

Italian Chili is just going to be Jack eating a spoonful of red sauce. A tomato based chili and a pasta sauce already share most of their ingredients. If you try to do a fusion you are actually just doing one or the other.

Calling it now that he's going to use a jar of RAO's in the recipe.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I looked through every single page of recipes from the Italian Sons and Daughters of America website and found zero recipes for Italian chili. With that out of the way, I would see an Italian chili with beef, Italian sausage, and some pasta. Of course, it would have red wine in the sauce as well.

The closest you would get to Italian chili would be a spicy bolognese imo.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

The closest you would get to Italian chili would be a spicy bolognese imo.

I think Tuscan white bean soup and pasta e fagioli would also be pretty similar to a chili. A lot of places have some sort of stew with meat, beans, and tomatoes. A cassoulet would probably work for a French version.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

All this chili talk makes me want to make some chili. Good chili, not the shit that fatty makes

 

[AltisticRight]

"exactly as written recipe" first, and then the "how to make it more edible"

Or in Scalfatty's case, even less edible.
He never shared the prompts and recipes either so go figure, it could all just be his own concoctions.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Or in Scalfatty's case, even less edible.
He never shared the prompts and recipes either so go figure, it could all just be his own concoctions.

You kidding? Jack isn't sentient; he's not smart enough to come up with an original thought. Without a computer to tell him how to make something, Jack's most complex chili recipe is pouring a can of Hormel into a bowl.

 

[Puggers]

Apparently Siri doesnt understand Jack's garbled mess of a voice. We all know he's a voice texter.

 

[AnOminous]

So many things can be low effort meals. Guess he just really like chili.

No he doesn't. If he loved chili he would not commit hate crimes against chili every time he tries to make it.

Also when he didn’t win the church’s chili competition with that masterpiece he got all disgruntled and accused the others of cheating essentially

Jack was always an absolutely piece of shit subhuman jackass. This is how he treated his fellow parishioners in his murder church.

He fed them disgusting swill, with freezer-burned utterly vile brisket chili, then claimed it was rigged when nobody liked his vile hog slop.

What a scumbag.

This was before his incessant strokes, too. He has always been complete vermin.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The ultimate problem though is Jack's just a lazy fucker who has absolutely given up on trying at all. He's only doing Cooking with Fats to save ego by preventing the hadurrz from winning and so he can eat a lot of slop at once.

I feel like it is wrong to classify Jack as being lazy. Maybe ten years ago he was. But at this point he is physically and mentally incapable of doing the minimum amount of work that is needed for something like this. It is no longer a matter of Jack not doing something he should be, it is a matter of him being legitimately incapable of doing anything.