Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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Lawfags, what's the likelihood this gay nigger goes to prison?

AFAIK, there are generally five elements to a claim of self-defense (Illinois law may differ a little)

1. Imminence - threat must be immediate - no way for Nick to tell how much danger he was actually in, given that he is a very controversial figure who probably gets a good number of death threats, and he was just doxxed. However, this is way more binary in situations were someone is walking up to you with their hand in their pocket like if they were reaching for a gun (this is what police say to get away with lethal force, "he was reaching for a gun"). In this case, yes there was a stranger at his door after he was doxxed, but it could have been just a new neighbor introducing themselves as much as an actual threat

2. Proportionality - force used must be proportional to the attack - the girl didn't attack Nick, but at least he wasn't an idiot and came out with a gun. You can't just "pre-emptively" attack someone

3. Avoidance - defender must avoid situation if possible - this was within Nick's property at his front door, but he simply could have just not opened the door

4. Reasonableness - were the actions taken reasonable given the circumstances - again, Nick is a controversial figure who gets a lot of threats, of course he'd be naturally paranoid. This is perhaps Nick's best argument he could give

5. Unlawful aggression - was the defendant the aggressor? That is the central question in this case

IF he were ever charged and this went to trial, both the girl and Nick have decent arguments, so it would come down to 1) how sympathetic either party is to the jury and 2) if Nick could convince a jury on all elements of self-defense (even failing just one is good enough for conviction). Self-defense law is way more complex that what the media makes it look like, there's good reasons why dodos who blow away shoplifters with a shotgun get convicted
 
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He forgot to tell her to not call anybody after spraying her.
 

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Now for the real debate: who is the better pepper spray user: Fuentes or CWC?
Chris, for sure. Even dressed like an old lady, he still strutted off after macing that game stop manajerk like a boss.
Nick scurried back into his house like one of those bugs that curl up when you lift their rock up.
 
I told you the catboi was fucked.

He lives in Illinois, a hardcore blue state.

I reckon it will be a year in jail max though.
Depends on if they give him a plea agreement. As a first time felon they'll likely give him probation. If Nick chooses to fight it though 100% he would get jail time. A leftist judge is going to throw the book at him.
 
If you go to someones house to harass them while you film them, this kind of shit happens.
The lady barely out a "Hi" before that maniac pepper sprayed her. I know for a basement dweller that would count as assault; but to the rest of us normal retards it's not.

He could've just cracked open the door and told her to fuck off, call the cops, and/or ignored her. Instead, he assaulted her and stole her phone. Nick is not your average basement dweller.
 
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IF he were ever charged and this went to trial, both the girl and Nick have decent arguments, so it would come down to 1) how sympathetic either party is to the jury and 2) if Nick could convince a jury on all elements of self-defense (even failing just one is good enough for conviction). Self-defense law is way more complex that what the media makes it look like, there's good reasons why dodos who blow away shoplifters with a shotgun get convicted
Considering he lives in Illinois + he said the your body my choice line the jury's 100% not going to be sympathetic towards him. Neither will the judge.
 
To everyone who thinks this is a justified self-defense situation for El Homosexual:
If you end up mag dumping the UPS guy during one of your paranoid episodes, make sure to record it and upload it here. For the content.

Please note this is a joke and I am not advocating anyone ventilate their postal workers for updoots.
 
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La casa de los catboys is adjacent to the dumpster on left. The diminutive guard’s flashlight is visible briefly at the 9-second mark. He’s not in the front yard but right by the door like a bouncer.

I speculate that Nicholas has moved back to La Grange with his mommy and daddy.


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This is probably your neighborhood and you boy is shining his phone flash at the car when you drive by. Jew
 
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What was her business with him anyway? Why did she had the need to ring her doorbell?
Because she’s a loud mouthed bossy vegan Wikipedia>early life cunt

Nobody likes her and her psychiatrist laughs about her to their friends in private. She literally inserts herself in situations so people have to deal with her.

I know that the fat bitch is reading this so come get your crown you revolting clown hippo. :trump: You got felted by the biggest homo on the right.
 
I don't feel bad for Nick at all that someone showed up to his house. Nick, an obnoxious provocateur, successfully provoked someone into fucking with him. The 1st Amendment stops the government from trying to put the boot to you for talking shit, it doesn't stop some rando from getting pissed at you and deciding they want a piece. People probably shouldn't go to someone's home to fuck around and find out, but you also can't do what Nick does and expect nothing to happen.
 
it’s Chicago so probably. But then again, he’s a fed asset and would like large black cocks to enter his anus in county so… uh… maybe?🤔

Edit: Experience in law comes from Ace Attorney games and reading one Sherlock Holmes kids book about a haunted dog.
Best outcome, judge orders him to 90 days in a women’s penitentiary.
 
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