Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Hear me out on this, what if Nick Rekieta is Nick Fuentes from the future who traveled back in time to take a second shot at life after he failed the first time around and he was wise enough to act human until he gained massive amounts of clout and reverted to the gay shenanigans and woman hatred of his past Fuentes self?
 
Nick replying to a practicing lawyer who just won a defamation case

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Nick replying to a practicing lawyer who just won a defamation case

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When Nick popped into Eric Hunley's chat to shittalk Nate and Eric gave Nick the link to come in, Ron made a comment "lets get Nick in here and straighten him out." Bet that got under his thin skin. Can think of no other reason for him to start shit with Ron.
 
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Just look at this guy, he so desperately wants to be Arthur Fleck's Joker. Except he's not even the first Joker. He's Joker 2 Joker.

Is a total disappointment to everybody, gets a fugly-ass girlfriend that is only interested in him for weird fantasy reasons, goes to prison and trial, and is a total faggot that gets fucked in the ass.

Thanks to Todd Phillips, we finally get an accurate depiction of Nick Rekieta's Joker on the silver screen.
 
"God I hope everyone that watched or saved my streams is dumber than me, including any law enforcement or attorneys general or judges"

I hope when this is played in court they leave in this part and Balldo Crackets can have it seared into what remains of his stupid methhead hole-filled brain:

I can picture Nicks retarded take already…

“The point isn’t if the statements were fake or not! The point is… Did Detective Pomplain KNOW they were false when he got the warrant, and the answer to that is yes! Because Melton said he was just pretending to be a criminal. Pomplain lied!”

This fat paedophile's face and physiognomy invokes irrational anger and sadism in me.
You’re not the only one. It’s a wonder people where he live hasn’t preemptively cracked his skull.

Likely because he’s the type to sit and goon to preteen rape videos all day, and only ever comes out at night when the other pedos and all the crazy people do their shopping.
 
I also think there's cockroaches that we haven't seen yet. Rekieta was getting those drugs from somewhere and he was getting a lot of them. I imagine a small-town police department would be interested in who the fuck is bringing piles of cocaine into their sleepy home.
Obviously it's nick's daughter that is the supplier. Nick is telling the truth when she doesnt take coke. Dont get high on your own supply and all that. The 5000 score is from her handling so much cocaine. The daughter is actually a crime boss that looks like a child like that villain in the batman cartoons. His real daughter is held hostage by this fake daughter and the whole family is under duress!

:story:
 
So Nick was a virgin, dork, nerd who got the hot slut with his families money.
Kayla never encountered a single cock of any color that didn't immediately go into her pussy, her mouth, or her asshole.
Okay, what?

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

We have ZERO evidence of any of the following from KAYLA. Checkmark for verified evidence against NICK.
  • Lying ✅
  • Gaslighting ✅
  • Mocking a suicidal fan ✅
  • Mocking Christianity ✅
  • Tweeting grossly (cum on chests), etc. ✅
  • Lashing out continually on social media since an arrest ✅
  • Possessing four speeding tickets (unpaid) ✅
  • Lashing out against friends "SEAAAANNN" ✅
  • Porn addict ✅
  • Enjoying & participating in someone cruelly mocking their spouse publicly ✅ (April to Kayla)
  • Open rudeness (harassment?) to a Judge, detective, and social worker ✅
  • Witness intimidation ✅
  • Accusing someone of being a pedo without evidence ✅
  • Threatening to strike a channel for clipping ✅
  • Enjoying a trust fund ✅
  • Hacking someone's Google history ✅
  • The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)
  • Being a whore before meeting their spouse
So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?
  • Drug addiction ✅
  • Child endangerment ✅
  • Depression ✅
  • Bad housekeeper
  • Bad cook
  • Bad plastic surgery
  • Bad tats ✅
  • Star Trek obsession
  • Complicit in a polycule ✅
She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.

Edit: Added checkmark for Nick on bad tats. They're so bad.
 
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Okay, what?

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

We have ZERO evidence of any of the following from KAYLA. Checkmark for verified evidence against NICK.
  • Lying ✅
  • Gaslighting ✅
  • Mocking a suicidal fan ✅
  • Mocking Christianity ✅
  • Tweeting grossly (cum on chests), etc. ✅
  • Lashing out continually on social media since an arrest ✅
  • Possessing four speeding tickets (unpaid) ✅
  • Lashing out against friends "SEAAAANNN" ✅
  • Porn addict ✅
  • Enjoying & participating in someone cruelly mocking their spouse publicly ✅ (April to Kayla)
  • Open rudeness (harassment?) to a Judge, detective, and social worker ✅
  • Witness intimidation ✅
  • Accusing someone of being a pedo without evidence ✅
  • Threatening to strike a channel for clipping ✅
  • Enjoying a trust fund ✅
  • Hacking someone's Google history ✅
  • The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)
  • Being a whore before meeting their spouse
So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?
  • Drug addiction ✅
  • Child endangerment ✅
  • Depression ✅
  • Bad housekeeper
  • Bad cook
  • Bad plastic surgery
  • Bad tats
  • Star Trek obsession
  • Complicit in a polycule
She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.
  • Has not divorced Nick despite him bringing coke and a whore into the house ✅
  • Has not kept up with feeding the children, washing their clothes or keeping the house clean ✅

I know nothing about drug testing, but isn't fat too late for that. If the hair was tested now wouldn't it come back as a negative?
The sample taken by police should be big enough to be retested.
Alternatively Nick could have hired an independent lab, have them take their own documented sample, and have it tested himself.
There was plenty of time since the positive test was mentioned in court records. ~5 months is plenty of time to get your shit together and muster a proper defense.

edit to add: oh also the deafening silence of waiting for law enforcement to arrest nick and melton after the insanity of admitting to and posting evidence of federal crimes multiple times.
It happened over the weekend and a federal holiday.
This isn't a drive by shooting where police shows up in force. It will take a few days for state and federal law enforcement to look at it and decide what they want to do, how to do it and get a search warrant. They might already have done so and logged into Melton's and Nick's devices and copied everything that is there and in their clouds.

It might also be investigative strategy to let them think they got away with it.
 
She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.
I was talking with someone about this yesterday. Kayla seems to be the only one of the three that seems remotely remorseful. I've reached the point with Nick that I hope he gets prison time, he's clearly remorseless and willing to commit more crimes to hide from accountability. April seems similarly inclined to a similar degree, but we've barely heard from her apart from being late for court and apologizing. She's undoubtedly done a bad thing, but compared to Nick and April she seems a lot more deserving of a non-prison sentence.

Still silently praying for a Kayla leaves and takes the kids arc.
 
When Nick popped into Eric Hunley's chat to shittalk Nate and Eric gave Nick the link to come in, Ron made a comment "lets get Nick in here and straighten him out." Bet that got under his thin skin. Can think of no other reason for him to start shit with Ron.
Isn't Ron friends with Nate? That's the likely reason. Catching strays.

CPS Worker: So, what do you do during a typical day?
Nick: I spend around 18 hours a day on X and YouTube seething at people who wronged me over the last 6 months. I'm very busy. I don't even have time to stream, unless it's 2am and I'm hungry.
CPS Worker: .......

I can picture Nicks retarded take already…

“The point isn’t if the statements were fake or not! The point is… Did Detective Pomplain KNOW they were false when he got the warrant, and the answer to that is yes! Because Melton said he was just pretending to be a criminal. Pomplain lied!”


You’re not the only one. It’s a wonder people where he live hasn’t preemptively cracked his skull.

Likely because he’s the type to sit and goon to preteen rape videos all day, and only ever comes out at night when the other pedos and all the crazy people do their shopping.
To be honest I'd fully expect him to say that
 
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