Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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>(((THEY))) really aren't going to like this one, expect more psyops over the coming weeks. Stand back and stand by Zaryans. Trust Zoots plan.
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LarpBait said:
I suggest going through the thread, but the tl;dr is that the admin, froot, is a discorder who loves sadistic child gore, performs gayops on other websites, and runs the place into the ground. The entire userbase has been replaced by literal children as well.
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You are blowing things out of proportion man the website isn't owned by some heckin evil pipo when this is the average thread geg
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Deer said:
guys, okay, if the sharty is so horrible, what would you do to fix it?
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The top bar should be [ home / overboard ] [ soy / nas / raid ] [ int ] [ g / mtv / r ] [ q / news / chive ] [ rules / bans ]
The links to other sites like the 'ki should be on /home/
Secret boards should be [ sude / ohio / reddit / x / caca ]
Ban anyone that genuinely used /a/, /fpe/, /anthro/, /nate/ or was posting in the furkike threads on /g/.
Make /soy/ IAS only with the exception of gigachads and frogs.
Ban porn and fetish content, "ironic" or not, this includes fetish dogwhistles like boykisser and boymoder.
Gas every janny in the janny cabal.
Juice Fr✡︎✡︎t.
 
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SlavBVLL said:
The top bar should be [ home / overboard ] [ soy / nas / raid ] [ int ] [ g / mtv / r ] [ q / news / chive ] [ rules / bans ]
The links to other sites like the 'ki should be on /home/
Secret boards should be [ sude / ohio / reddit / x / caca ]
Ban anyone that genuinely used /a/, /fpe/, /anthro/, /nate/ or was posting in the furkike threads on /g/.
Make /soy/ IAS only with the exception of gigachads and frogs.
Ban porn and fetish content, "ironic" or not, this includes fetish dogwhistles like boykisser and boymoder.
Gas every janny in the janny cabal.
Juice Fr✡︎✡︎t.
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1. /qa/ already does the functions of /nas/, why remove /pol/ ? You've got yourself a big splinter crisis then. Good job already. Int is not the same as Pol, look at churro.
2. Sure i guess
3. Why reddit, what purpose does this serve? Besides this okay.
4. Big percentage of the userbase banned. Probably another splinter crisis at this point.
5. I mean, that is kind of what soy already is. Rulecuckery doesn't really do much, it was already tried with the FDL.
6. Fair enough.
7. Moderation crisis, what will you replace all the mods, jannies and people with? Also do you have any dev experience? Someone has to be also running the website from a developer standpoint. ht.png
8. I guess the cycle will never end with admins banning one another after they take over.
 
Deer said:
guys, okay, if the sharty is so horrible, what would you do to fix it?
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SHVT IT DVWN. Soi woah jaques were killed by an overdose of coal, pedophiles, and bores looking to use the site as their soap opera. Death of soy civilization will bring Soyissance.

Alternatively:
>Nuke all janniepedos from orbit
>Heavily restrict and ban NSFW content, ban fetishshit entirely
>Enforce IAS policies, especially on /soy/, to stop off-topic brimstone
>Collect every competent soyteen you can come across and raid the shit out of discords, splinters, and other malicious actors that attack Sharty with illegal content
>Hope that the site gets better afterwards
 
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Zyzz said:
SHVT IT DVWN. Soi woah jaques were killed by an overdose of coal, pedophiles, and bores looking to use the site as their soap opera. Death of soy civilization will bring Soyissance.

Alternatively:
>Nuke all janniepedos from orbit
>Heavily restrict and ban NSFW content, ban fetishshit entirely
>Enforce IAS policies, especially on /soy/, to stop off-topic brimstone
>Collect every competent soyteen you can come across and raid the shit out of discords, splinters, and other malicious actors that attack Sharty with illegal content
>Hope that the site gets better afterwards
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1. You've got yourself a mod crisis.
2. How will you do that without jannies, hm?
3. Rulecucking was tried with the FDL, didn't work and won't work.
4. Waste of energy, this will cause drama and fuel the fury of the splinters, cords easily regroup, the best thing to do is not give them attention.
5. Literally just this, hope is what everyone can do, some can try applying for mediator and actually help the website with that they can. It is mostly the users' fault that the sharty is "le bad" for some, whilst i believe a lot of it just has to do with the culture changing and a lot of people here stuck in le olde' times.
 
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Deer said:
1. /qa/ already does the functions of /nas/, why remove /pol/ ? You've got yourself a big splinter crisis then. Good job already. Int is not the same as Pol, look at churro.
2. Sure i guess
3. Why reddit, what purpose does this serve? Besides this okay.
4. Big percentage of the userbase banned. Probably another splinter crisis at this point.
5. I mean, that is kind of what soy already is. Rulecuckery doesn't really do much, it was already tried with the FDL.
6. Fair enough.
7. Moderation crisis, what will you replace all the mods, jannies and people with? Also do you have any dev experience? Someone has to be also running the website from a developer standpoint. View attachment 6641305
8. I guess the cycle will never end with admins banning one another after they take over.
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1. I would just rename /qa/ to /nas/, I think /pol/ and /int/ are better off as a single board even if they are slightly different.
3. /sude/ is a funny board idea and I think something like it but pretending to be reddit with maybe even an updoot system instead of bumping/sageing would be funny.
4. I could see not banning everyone who ever used those boards as intended, as xey would either try to post xheir brimstone even after posting it becomes forbidden and get 'nished anyway or xey would actually try to post something else so 'nishing them wouldn't be fair. Banning tranimepedos, furkikes and gooners is a good thing doe, don't care if xhey're 90% of der shardee's users, xey can go back to 4cuck, 'cord and preddit.
5. Just removing threads with NAS in the OP, threads for NAS specifically and 'nishing NAS spammers from /soy/ would be good enough and very doable, ruleGODDING is a good thing if that matters.
7. I wasn't being genuine with this point, but I do think some of the jannies should be culled. Devs would need to stay even if xhey're retarded until a replacement would be found doe.
8. Wasn't being genuine and Fr✡︎✡︎t would probably leave der shardee as soon as xe stops being the admin so this point is SNCA anyhow.
 
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Deer said:
what would you do to fix it?
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Realistically there are two options:

Shut it down because the original userbase that made the site good is long gone and the place has no point in existing anymore. The sharty is no longer relevant or funny anymore. True soyposters will 'jak on other sites (like this one) and the tourists will lose interest. Let 'jakking have its dark age and see if the meme is good enough to start a renaissance or if it'll fade away like the shrekchan clone it is.
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Turn the site into a massive coal mine for maximal profit. Appeal the site to the lowest of the low right-wing twitter tranime faggots (like you), import millions of immigrants from tiktok, and in general gentrify the site to be a turbo normie central. Dump google ads on it, sell Chinese sweat shop "soyjak merch", and ban anything that gets in the way of profit (even if it was a gem). Monetize anything and everything to squeeze as much profit out of it no matter the costs. While all this happens, we laugh at nusoicacas from afar on /qa2/ because a percentage of all proceeds go to the MAGA-sponsored soicuck extinction fund.


Personally if given control over the site I would just do the second. Froot is the gayest, dumbest nigger faggot for not just strip mining the site for profit since it's so painfully unfunny and borderline unusable now.
 
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