Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't buy the demonic possession angle

As awful as demons can be, nothing compares to the evil that already exists and grows in some men's hearts.

 

[Braphamut]

How much dark ritual sex magic does Rekieta stand to siphon from Ralph? Much of Ralph's life essence is already absorbed via The Balldo, this would explain why Rackets keeps acquiring more and more hog characteristics. Slit eyes, raging, pee/pooping himself, cocklust, etc. Maybe he gained a greater appreciation for not working or cleaning when he drained Kayla.

What if the rings are phylacteries, soul containers, and Nick gains their derangement every time he puts on a new one.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I've been reading this thread and laughing my ass off the last few days. The best writers in Hollywood couldn't come up with a better soap opera. I think of this classic 80's song every time anyone brings up the snack tray and thought I'd share; it's at least something other than expressing my wide-eyed amazement at the situation unfolding.

It's like Jerry Springer writing a modern-day Shakespeare.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Listening to Joosh read April's tweets on MATI and it occurred to me how dangerously similar her "funny and weird" ramblings sound to Patrick Tomlinson's.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So melton just put this out saying it was a fake drunk bit. So fake confesses to committing federal crimes that are currently being investigated......right.....

Looks like that fat child toucher got nervous and realized he was opening himself up to the possibility of his devices being siezed.
Sure there'd be nothing there that could fuck him though. Not like a guy like him would have anything illegal or disgusting there right?

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

Okay, what?

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

We have ZERO evidence of any of the following from KAYLA. Checkmark for verified evidence against NICK.

• Lying
• Gaslighting
• Mocking a suicidal fan
• Mocking Christianity
• Tweeting grossly (cum on chests), etc.
• Lashing out continually on social media since an arrest
• Possessing four speeding tickets (unpaid)
• Lashing out against friends "SEAAAANNN"
• Porn addict
• Enjoying & participating in someone cruelly mocking their spouse publicly (April to Kayla)
• Open rudeness (harassment?) to a Judge, detective, and social worker
• Witness intimidation
• Accusing someone of being a pedo without evidence
• Threatening to strike a channel for clipping
• Enjoying a trust fund
• Hacking someone's Google history
• The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)
• Being a whore before meeting their spouse

So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?

• Drug addiction
• Child endangerment
• Depression
• Bad housekeeper
• Bad cook
• Bad plastic surgery
• Bad tats
• Star Trek obsession
• Complicit in a polycule

She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.

Edit: Added checkmark for Nick on bad tats. They're so bad.

She also went to Nigger Dick Depot for a sex vacation. While it stops short of being absolute proof it is convincing evidence that she's a coal burner.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

Saying your wife's body is wrecked

Let's be honest here, there is always speculation about shit but Nick likes to own the karenfarms and just openly admits stuff.

He was arguing with Nate the lawyer and stumbled onto a rake trying to claim a win and be correct and admits to the coke, you know the coke nick keeps implying isn't his and was planted.

Nick wants to own Aaron so much he's associating with a melty pedo who mocks him while Nick thinks he's a friend, we can only hope if Nick goes down he takes a chunk of the sektur with him and it's looking like he might.

 

[Shig O'nella]

@Fapcop I have an idea. Introduce her to Stargate.

@Fapcop Don't be listening to this guy. Everyone knows the only cure for trekkies is a Babylon 5 then Farscape marathon, followed by Spaceballs.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

How much dark ritual sex magic does Rekieta stand to siphon from Ralph? Much of Ralph's life essence is already absorbed via The Balldo, this would explain why Rackets keeps acquiring more and more hog characteristics. Slit eyes, raging, pee/pooping himself, cocklust, etc. Maybe he gained a greater appreciation for not working or cleaning when he drained Kayla.

What if the rings are phylacteries, soul containers, and Nick gains their derangement every time he puts on a new one.

Piggie knocked over all his essence vessels when his chair broke this weekend. There went like fifteen horcruxes

 

[Desktop User2]

He was arguing with Nate the lawyer and stumbled onto a rake trying to claim a win and be correct and admits to the coke, you know the coke nick keeps implying isn't his and was planted.

That whole BBN angle is retarded and Kinochet brained... Nick said he haven´t saw cocaine since May which says nothing about possession. Nick´s main claim about his child getting tested positive - which has fuck all with his criminal trial but he insists on litigating anyway - is cocaine in the glove of the officer where he obviously had to see cocaine to even claim that. There is admission of nothing there.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Going through the election night cooking stream where Nick was periodically fighting his camera.

Somehow my overtired brain imagined this the whole time:

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Spoiler: Source Material

Family Guy: Brian Goes to College

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I should really get some rest...

I still say MANGIA! - Cooking with Nick the Cuck would be a great direction for his dead show.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

She also went to Nigger Dick Depot for a sex vacation. While it stops short of being absolute proof it is convincing evidence that she's a coal burner.

Why didn't she fuck Drex then?
That's the strangest thing to me. Why go all the way to Jamaica?
I think the nigger angle might be something Nick pushed do to his porn addiction.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

As awful as demons can be, nothing compares to the evil that already exists and grows in some men's hearts.

“Neither Satan, nor Belial, nor Lucifer, nor Mephistopheles have ever deprived anyone of his freedom. Temptation is their only weapon and this pre-supposes the freedom of he who is tempted.”
-Anonymous, Meditations on the Tarot, “Letter III The Empress”

 

[Canard]

Why didn't she fuck Drex then?
That's the strangest thing to me. Why go all the way to Jamaica?
I think the nigger angle might be something Nick pushed do to his porn addiction.

Might it be that Drex has standards? Or Kayla is too old and used for him? Or he has some decency and won't touch bro's wife...

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Might it be that Drex has standards? Or Kayla is too old and used for him? Or he has some decency and won't touch bro's wife...

Or... Nick just knew Drex wasn't into that kind of degeneracy so didn't even bother asking.
I mean, Drex is gone now, he clearly doesn't want anything to do with that shit. I think if Nick had even asked, he'd have left, like he has now.
(So, yeah, standards.)

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Will he make a stand in either one of his house if he is to be arrested? would he fight the government?

With what? They took his guns.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

As kiwifarms isn't a hivemind I want to pushback on the idea of the demonic posession of Nick. I could argue that as an atheist there are no demons or souls thus no demonic possessions. But I'd like to take a more nuanced position. Nick is acting the way he is because he beleives he is possessed and thus has 'permission' to do whatever he wants. Nick has stated some bizzare occult-adjacent opinions/views towards his Christian faith, gods a sinner, jesus was a sinner and also not real. So for Nick I think he beleives these things because thats a tool he needs his to remove the psychological control/guidance his faith via his upbringing has placed on him. He wants to do all the drugs anf fuck whoever and cares about no one but himself. To justify this desire with what is expected of him via his faith he starts beleving in the occult and demon possession or whatever. It may sound strange but people act and think in strange ways to prevent and minimise cognitive dissonance all the time, this is compunded by Nick being a massive narc.

tl;dr Nicks not demonically possessed but he's allowed himself to beleive in that idea or something akin to it to justify his utterly selfish actions becuase hes utterly selfish and self destructive.

While I am someone who does believe in the demonic I don't think nick can use that excuse here. Niggas just retarded.

I've been reading this thread and laughing my ass off the last few days. The best writers in Hollywood couldn't come up with a better soap opera

this is what I find so addicting about the sektur. Its like the stuff you see in soap operas and celeb gossip but its.... real. Not scripted. Fiction writers WISH they could come up with shit this interesting.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Given Ralph's history with Pantsu, Digibro, Dax etc. How long until we get "Fuck you Aaron! Patrick Melton said I could cum on yur keedz, bish!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I can picture Nicks retarded take already…

“The point isn’t if the statements were fake or not! The point is… Did Detective Pomplain KNOW they were false when he got the warrant, and the answer to that is yes! Because Melton said he was just pretending to be a criminal. Pomplain lied!”

I could hear Nicks nasally, whiny, petulant voice slurring that out in my head as I read it. You got his tone nailed down.

 

[Desktop User2]

Given Ralph's history with Pantsu, Digibro, Dax etc. How long until we get "Fuck you Aaron! Patrick Melton said I could cum on yur keedz, bish!"

His contempt of court charge was due to his A-Logging of Aaron, restreaming his hearing.