Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[demicolon]

April has really taken to using the "holes in your head" meme

The biggest hole in her head is in the lower part of her face.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Or... Nick just knew Drex wasn't into that kind of degeneracy so didn't even bother asking.
I mean, Drex is gone now, he clearly doesn't want anything to do with that shit. I think if Nick had even asked, he'd have left, like he has now.
(So, yeah, standards.)

Yeah I will say as much shit as we gave Drex (and he deserved it, grooming his friends daughter into BDSM, creepshotting women hiding behind corners at the gym, his weird fucking Drextopia fantasy where women are cryo-frozen in his Nigger Rape Fridge and only defrosted for Drex and his boys to run trains on) as soon as all the deviant shit about Rekieta came out, Drex cut ties.

Most of the weird shit about Drex is unproven stories he told himself, the only thing we know for a fact he did is creep shot women at the gym. Even the groomed BDSM daughter story the only thing we have is his word. Drex always struck me as a Black nerd who told Big Black Bull stories to try and make himself sound like a playa. To his credit, when all the sicko shit started coming out about Rekieta he bailed.

Drex is a fantasist who talks a big game. When confronted with actual deviance and perversion from Lord Balldo, he knew to GTFO.

 

[Boss Bass]

One of our stations had a milk shake machine. And that alone increased in the revenue of the entire station by over 2 million dollars a year. A single milkshake machine.

I had heard a similar revenue funnel analysis from noted economist Kelis. Good to have confirmation.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop Don't be listening to this guy. Everyone knows the only cure for trekkies is a Babylon 5 then Farscape marathon, followed by Spaceballs.

That’s a good point! You sell them with the whole “station in deep space, a place of diplomacy and commerce!” And by the time they realize it’s not the same ol’ nice space feds vs space commies, Kosh is already firing aphorisms and telepaths are telepathing!

And then with their minds as wide open as April at the homecoming dance in high school, you slip on a little Farscape and go: “What if your galaxy wide fed police force were actually the bad guys?”

I like it!

And right when Kayla gets the sads that the ride over after the PK War movies. It’s time for the ol’ “Hey, let’s watch Aeryn and Chrichton in a different show!” And put on Stargate.

Beautiful. She will never have to settle for shitty men NOR shitty nu trek sci fi ever again!

Thanks frens!

 

[Laura Loomer]

She said she can bake, but not cook in general

I find this statement retarded.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

200 pages a week jesus christ. It just keeps escalating in increasingly retarded ways.

 

[chalkyresidue]

When confronted with actual deviance and perversion from Lord Balldo, he knew to GTFO.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but i remember seeing some Rekeita lifers in this thread some months back refer to an incident where Drex tried to tell Nick something about how someone close to him was less trustworthy than he thought they were. Strong intimations that he was telling Nick that Kayla tried to cuck him. Is this accurate?e

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

With what? They took his guns.

Tactical Balldos & other used sex toys

 

[Fapcop]

I could hear Nick nasally, whiny, petulant voice slurring that out in my head as I read it. You got his tone nailed down.

You know what else is nailed down?

Nick will 100% portray it as PROOF the authorities are after him.

It’s not a case of retarded, non practicing narc lawyer breaking hacking laws. Oh no. It’s persecution!

“We live in a country where local government can take silly internet posts. And use them to threaten you with being put in a cage. For years! And the kiwi farmers are too dumb to realize that the same stuff that can happen to a guy they decided they don’t like, can happen to THEM! Here’s to you Josh! I wish you a million dollars you NERD!”

Hopefully we will also get Barnes in with a retarded lolbertarian take about how it’s tyranny when the government cracks down on “victimless internet crime” or some shit like that. And anyone who voted for Trump now are in Gulag-risk.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

You know I wonder if the whole cheating thing with Kayla was just the Star Trek Online thing and not physically cheating and Nick has gone on to force her through all this crazy shit to prove her love to him or whatever is his reasoning.

If it was some minor thing like that he considers "cheating" and is ruining their lives over it that would be so painfully funny but sad.

This version of events would be very consistent to Nick's character and would be quite similar to how he's handled 'betrayals' from Lawtubers since his arrest. Nick has a typically narcissistic view on personal loyalty and holds to a black-and-white 'you're either with me 100% or you're my enemy' style of maintaining relationships. With this in mind I can absolutely see Kayla having a weird e-friendship going too far sending him completely off the edge.

Regardless of the specifics, I've long suspected that the infamous worst day and subsequent breakdown was the result of Kayla fucking about to some degree, and the revelations from April/Nick/April's Second Personality has further entrenched me into believing so. However while I've long been an Our Wife hater, I do still think the a major factor in the potential infidelity was likely Nick's controlling behaviour and emotional distance during his trial streams.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah I will say as much shit as we gave Drex (and he deserved it, grooming his friends daughter into BDSM, creepshotting women hiding behind corners at the gym, his weird fucking Drextopia fantasy where women are crying frozen in his Nigger Rape Fridge and only defrosted for Drex and his boys to run trains on) as soon as all the deviant shit about Rekieta came out, Drex cut ties.

Most of the weird shit about Drex is unproven stories he told himself, the only thing we know for a fact he did is creep shot women at the gym. Even the groomed BDSM daughter story the only thing we have is his word. Drex always struck me as a Black nerd who told Big Black Bull stories to try and make himself sound like a playa. To his credit, when all the sicko shit started coming out about Rekieta he bailed.

Drex is a fantasist who talks a big game. When confronted with actual deviance and perversion from Lord Balldo, he knew to GTFO.

This.

If Drex was actually a degen, and not just a degen in his imagination, I think he would have tried to maneuver for a piece of dat ass.

And if stepdaughter story was accurate, he’d catch the first flight to Minnesota to “watch the kids”.

But when the degenerate rubber hit the perverted road, Drex reacted like most of us. With disgust and calling Nick out for being a cuck.

Pretty based imho.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Quick question, if anybody knows. Is this the first time Rekieta has alluded to having this potentially illegally acquired information?

Presented without comment:


Also presented without comment, I don't know the context to this and I don't want to.

This happened Oct 29, 2024. Clip of this chat:

Source w/ timestamp: https://youtu.be/t9ChASjbUOY?t=9871

 

[AltisticRight]

Tactical Balldos & other used sex toys

I wonder how many unwashed dildos and vibrators the cops had to trek through to nab skelly's firearms. It was under the bed right, where he stored his collapsible St. Andrew's Cross?

I need to see the bodycam footage.

Can you imagine a home intruder situation? He grabs his sex cross or a massive vibrator instead of his AR-15 in a haze of alcohol and cocaine dust. Imagine him pointing the vibrator at an intruder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

However while I've long been an Our Wife hater, I do still think the a major factor in the potential infidelity was likely Nick's controlling behaviour and emotional distance during his trial streams.

Also Nick’s complete inability to satisfy his wife. Remember Ape saying Nick has to take frequent breaks during sex due to his “heat allergy”?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

While I am someone who does believe in the demonic I don't think nick can use that excuse here. Niggas just retarded.

I remember I once heard the Catholic philosophy professor Peter Kreeft talking about the idea of demonic attack/spiritual warfare/whatever the fuck it ought be called, saying while he believed in the demonic, that it was a false dilemma. Maybe your temptation and spiritual desolation is coming from the blackest pit of hell, or maybe its coming from the line of coke you just railed.

Apropos of nothing.

Romans 1:21-25
For although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but they became futile in their thinking and darkened in their foolish hearts. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images of mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.

Therefore God gave them over in the desires of their hearts to impurity for the dishonoring of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is forever worthy of praise! Amen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if Nick has ever read the letter Ronald Reagan wrote to his son Mike prior to the latter’s marriage. Balldo is exactly the kind of POS who could read it and feel not a scintilla of shame. Money quotes:

‘You’ve heard all the jokes that have been rousted around by all the “unhappy marrieds” and cynics. Now, in case no one has suggested it, there is another viewpoint. You have entered into the most meaningful relationship there is in all human life. It can be whatever you decide to make it.

Some men feel their masculinity can only be proven if they play out in their own life all the locker-room stories, smugly confident that what a wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her. The truth is, somehow, way down inside, without her ever finding lipstick on the collar or catching a man in the flimsy excuse of where he was till three A.M., a wife does know, and with that knowing, some of the magic of this relationship disappears.

There are more men griping about marriage who kicked the whole thing away themselves than there can ever be wives deserving of blame.

There is an old law of physics that you can only get out of a thing as much as you put in it. The man who puts into the marriage only half of what he owns will get that out. Sure, there will be moments when you will see someone or think back to an earlier time and you will be challenged to see if you can still make the grade, but let me tell you how really great is the challenge of proving your masculinity and charm with one woman for the rest of your life.

Any man can find a twerp here and there who will go along with cheating, and it doesn’t take all that much manhood. It does take quite a man to remain attractive and to be loved by a woman who has heard him snore, seen him unshaven, tended him while he was sick and washed his dirty underwear. Do that and keep her still feeling a warm glow and you will know some very beautiful music.

If you truly love a girl, you shouldn’t ever want her to feel, when she sees you greet a secretary or a girl you both know, that humiliation of wondering if she was someone who caused you to be late coming home, nor should you want any other woman to be able to meet your wife and know she was smiling behind her eyes as she looked at her, the woman you love, remembering this was the woman you rejected even momentarily for her favors.

Mike, you know better than many what an unhappy home is and what it can do to others. Now you have a chance to make it come out the way it should. There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.’

 

[demicolon]

Looks like that fat child toucher got nervous and realized he was opening himself up to the possibility of his devices being siezed.
Sure there'd be nothing there that could fuck him though. Not like a guy like him would have anything illegal or disgusting there right?

It's probable the court decides fucking with him is not worth their time.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can you imagine a home intruder situation? He grabs his sex cross or a massive vibrator instead of his AR-15 in a haze of alcohol and cocaine dust. Imagine him pointing the vibrator at an intruder.

Tbf I think most home invaders, confronted with the Balldoskelly running at them downstairs naked, with his flaccid dick a'flopping, and his Balldo a'wiggling around behind it, waving a big purple dildo like the guy on Saints Row, and screaming his war cry in his nasally voice, would turn and fucking run.
The guy firing at you with the SBR AR15 might deafen and blind you and potentially kill you, but at least you know he's not likely to violate you as you lay there bleeding...
With Balldo, that's not a guarantee.
Likely, even.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

Or... Nick just knew Drex wasn't into that kind of degeneracy so didn't even bother asking.
I mean, Drex is gone now, he clearly doesn't want anything to do with that shit. I think if Nick had even asked, he'd have left, like he has now.
(So, yeah, standards.)

I think Drex just didn't want to have sex with Nick, which seems like it was part of the package.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I remember a time in my life when some bad shit went down and I felt like my whole world was spiraling out of control. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling. I was about 20 years old. It took a couple days but you have to cool down and get a fucking grip. Nick is a 40 something year old man with a “family”. Jesus wept….

I can’t imagine that dark period being dragged out over the course of a year or longer. On top of the drugs, THAT is how you go from looking like the Nick of 3 years ago to the Balldemon we see today. I can’t fathom how bad it must be to wake up and experience that feeling on a prolonged basis.

I’m by no means a thread regular, I will flip through the highlights every week or so because they’re ALWAYS some new crazy shit going down. It is almost unfathomable to me how someone could be so fucking retarded. Like when shit started being obviously bad for Rackets, you could maybe assume he’d self implode and maybe fuck up his YouTube career or lose his law license for saying and doing something dumb. Then the coke kid incident happened. And now this nigger just spends every day building his prosecutors case for him by posting on Twitter 24/7? You’re looking at legitimately hard time and you STILL don’t realize you just need to shut the fuck up and get off the all caps INTERNET!?

As another dumb faggot says: you just self-felted yourself.