Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tablet County]

when you were watching?

Making a lot of assumptions here.

Was Dick good and all then

No.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Was he not a regular on the Dick Show, did livestreams with Dick, go to his live events and commented on his legal troubles extensively when you were watching? Was Dick good and all then but suddenly became the worst most unfunny man to grace the internet when Rekieta became 'it'? The sheer hypocrisy in this thread, tsk tsk.

I used to watch Nick because he was discussing things I know very little about and he was discussing them in a funny and accessible way.
I never watched Juju because I always considered him to be an unfunny clown repeating the same joke since the start of his career. Now I only pay some attention to him because he is involved in Nick's downfall.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Making a lot of assumptions here.

I only saw that Dr Phil appearance. I ended up on kiwi farms from Ralph and Metocare.

I heard about Rekieta while I was actively looking to try to understand Rittenhouse’s chances.

 

[Strix454]

He laughed at April's schitzo posting and Ralph blaming him for the federal warrant implying that he had nothing to do with it (??? - I'm not sure where KF is landing on that)

Ralph's enemies list is so long that the possibilities are nearly endless. Aaron also didn't seem to especially hate ralph at the time of Nick's omnibus hearing.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The sample taken by police should be big enough to be retested.
Alternatively Nick could have hired an independent lab, have them take their own documented sample, and have it tested himself.
There was plenty of time since the positive test was mentioned in court records. ~5 months is plenty of time to get your shit together and muster a proper defense.

The follicle test is only good for 90 days of detection (per Google) so he may have a point with not being able to test them once home.

However, I seriously doubt the state would refuse to re-test absurd results that had no other corroboration.

As awful as demons can be, nothing compares to the evil that already exists and grows in some men's hearts.

*Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn vibes intensify*

That whole BBN angle is retarded and Kinochet brained... Nick said he haven´t saw cocaine since May which says nothing about possession. Nick´s main claim about his child getting tested positive - which has fuck all with his criminal trial but he insists on litigating anyway - is cocaine in the glove of the officer where he obviously had to see cocaine to even claim that. There is admission of nothing there.

Have you considered he might have closed his eyes when he took the cociane, NERD!?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but i remember seeing some Rekeita lifers in this thread some months back refer to an incident where Drex tried to tell Nick something about how someone close to him was less trustworthy than he thought they were. Strong intimations that he was telling Nick that Kayla tried to cuck him. Is this accurate?e

Yes, his happened. He hinted that someone closer to him than he thought was interested in swinging. Nikc asked who it was, and Drexel said he would tell him after the show.

It was obtuse at the moment and escaped scrutiny. It is also notable that over a year later, Nick's friend Q and Drexel had a falling out, and Drexel claimed that Q said something about Kayla. Nick downplayed it as a misunderstanding on Drexel's part.

I wonder how many unwashed dildos and vibrators the cops had to trek through to nab skelly's firearms. It was under the bed right, where he stored his collapsible St. Andrew's Cross?

I need to see the bodycam footage.

Can you imagine a home intruder situation? He grabs his sex cross or a massive vibrator instead of his AR-15 in a haze of alcohol and cocaine dust. Imagine him pointing the vibrator at an intruder.

Assuming he wakes up... Also that he thinks to take the defensive role. Maybe if his cocaine stash was there, he would fight for that...

Has it really not occurred to anyone that this thread isn't a study of the Balldo so much as the study of the Balldo demon itself? I think even he knows what is going on at a certain level but still, his response is always he is happy to oblige. His readiness to try to pull in as many people with him to his downfall should've been the first clue. Every person who has ever associated with him in recent years has been a potential target.

It's name is Magi-chan.

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Holy shit! No, that is NOT why Nate told you to shut the fuck up.

God, he is so greasy.

Also, how does this have 201 updoots?! Who are these imbeciles? I demand that Trump send the right-wing death squads after them before the illegals and troons. We need to preserve what little good is left in the genepool.

I'd imagine Nate told him to show some humility, drop the silly denials, plead out and go for a redemption arc.

Solid advice.

I wouldn't put it past Nick to take a line like 'this is the best move for your business and personal image' and blow that up. Nick is hyperbolic about 'muh keeds' and we see from his actions how honest that declamation is...

Drexel talks big, and if there is a source for his grooming beyond stories he has told, I sure as shot never have seen it.

But when the rubber hit the road and there was actual drugs, degen sex and grooming opportunities, he noped the F out.

See the Drexel OP. The 'groomed' child was identified.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Why didn't she fuck Drex then?
That's the strangest thing to me. Why go all the way to Jamaica?
I think the nigger angle might be something Nick pushed do to his porn addiction.

Might it be that Drex has standards? Or Kayla is too old and used for him? Or he has some decency and won't touch bro's wife...

Or... Nick just knew Drex wasn't into that kind of degeneracy so didn't even bother asking.
I mean, Drex is gone now, he clearly doesn't want anything to do with that shit. I think if Nick had even asked, he'd have left, like he has now.
(So, yeah, standards.)

I don't know if anyone addressed this, but Drex absolutely is one of the most degenerate cocksuckers on this planet. He will have sex with literally almost anyone or anything. He openly talks about swinging, sleeping with married women all the time. He probably has been to gangbangs and he is all about that poly lifestyle. However, he always seemed to draw the line with Nick. He's been asked before if he ever tapped that, he has asserted no on multiple occasions. They were friends so it's possible he just found it weird. His sexcapades always seemed to be with random whores, at least the ones he talks about. I don't think he believes in involving his sexcapades with his personal life, especially since it often sounds like he often finds himself in messy situations where he has to cut people off.

Edit: Maybe after the friends daughter crap he decided to keep himself out away from people he knows or quartered them off. Either way, he always seemed to draw a line with Nick. I don't know why. Maybe he doesn't like her that way for whatever reason. He did sit there on a stream laughing with everyone while they called her a hobgoblin. (In response to the mugshots) So maybe he's just not attracted to her. He's been pretty adamant about having not smashed Kayla. Maybe it's him doth protesting too much. Him cutting off ties though makes me inclined to believe him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

in this thread

Nigger you’re a good 24 months late on trying to sell everyone on the fact that Nick sucks. It was already decided and your input was neither required nor desired.

 

[Peace Through Power]

The follicle test is only good for 90 days of detection (per Google) so he may have a point with not being able to test them once home.

However, I seriously doubt the state would refuse to re-test absurd results that had no other corroboration.

The sample taken by police should be big enough to be retested.
Alternatively Nick could have hired an independent lab, have them take their own documented sample, and have it tested himself.
There was plenty of time since the positive test was mentioned in court records. ~5 months is plenty of time to get your shit together and muster a proper defense.

If Nick had some actual basis to claim that there was something wrong with the hair follicle test, he would have already talked about it and not just coped vaguely about metabolites. If he really wanted to prove it was a contamination, he should just release the lab reports. He hides the reports, because he knows they are even more damning than the information we have.

*edit. While on this topic

Archive,Nitter
The claim he asked immediately to retest is a lie. It was not on the transcript of the hearing where they went over this. If he wants to disprove that, he should release documents. I don't give him any benefit of the doubt

Another one

Archive,Nitter
The expert he hired at least for the CHIPS case was Aaron Olson who has a 17 year history of working as a lab technician (Presumably as he has no degree listed on his linkedin). He now makes a blog (Disguised as a scientific journal) about how breathalyzer tests are inaccurate because if you blow into the tube for too short of a time, the test will give a lower alcohol concentration. He doesn't publicly claim any expertise in GC-MS or any other kind of chemical testing

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Are these people like secret white nigger with no fucking impluse control?

Cocaine will bring out the inner nigger in anyone.

Looks like that fat child toucher got nervous and realized he was opening himself up to the possibility of his devices being siezed.
Sure there'd be nothing there that could fuck him though. Not like a guy like him would have anything illegal or disgusting there right?

Does anybody know if it's standard procedure for the cops to recover anything that's been deleted while searching a device?
Fiddler Fatrick may be a retard, but I suspect even he would DFE in a panic.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah, Aaron does not have the power to issue arrest warrants lol. I'm not sure how Ralph got it into his head that Aaron is somehow responsible for this. At the absolute most you could say that maybe Aaron told the judge or whoever about Ralph's restream, but even that is pure speculation. Anybody could have told the judge, or the judge could have found it himself.

Money on Nick / Ralph paying a Mexican hitman to take out Aaron (and hopefully botch it)? He will simply keep on stacking Ws at their expense otherwise.

 

[Windy Moors]

Another Chad Zumock clip, now it's mainly about April tweets, but talks about Nick too:
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Chad is a Chad, some funny quotes from the video:

-Get a FUCKING JOB!

-As the title of this show is April's a whore. ITS BECAUSE SHE IS!

-Tweeting like a fucking maniac.

-YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS BITCH, that's why you're living with some guy you met on the Internet, a couple months ago.

-This is coming from drug addicts.

Yeah, Aaron does not have the power to issue arrest warrants lol. I'm not sure how Ralph got it into his head that Aaron is somehow responsible for this. At the absolute most you could say that maybe Aaron told the judge or whoever about Ralph's restream, but even that is pure speculation. Anybody could have told the judge, or the judge could have found it himself.

Ralph still believes that Mekotur was responsible for the Covid lock downs in the US. His brain is just holes, dusted with xanax.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Money on Nick / Ralph paying a Mexican hitman to take out Aaron (and hopefully botch it)?

Ralph said today he collects bottles for income.

 

[drsb]

Ralph said today he collects bottles for income.

I didn't know there was much commerce in piss bottles! Good to know!

 

[Fallen Preacher]

Ralph said today he collects bottles for income.

I didn't know Xanax had a return deposit on the bottles.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Also Nick’s complete inability to satisfy his wife. Remember Ape saying Nick has to take frequent breaks during sex due to his “heat allergy”?

With his recent deranged comments about semen swallowing, I would argue it's more of a pussy allergy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I didn't know there was much commerce in piss bottles! Good to know!

No he pisses in the bottles he can’t return. Bottom line, Ralph can’t afford shit.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Was he not a regular on the Dick Show, did livestreams with Dick, go to his live events and commented on his legal troubles extensively when you were watching? Was Dick good and all then but suddenly became the worst most unfunny man to grace the internet when Rekieta became 'it'? The sheer hypocrisy in this thread, tsk tsk.

I never watched Dax because he was always a contrarian faggot that never understood humor beyond shock value. Total Stern-brained.

I rarely paid attention to Nick, especially after he "pretended" to be an e-thot and wore little girl's clothes.

Hope this helps.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Interesting, I thought that being in love with themselves generally lead to a lessened tendency to an hero.

You know I thought that too.
To be fair the study I linked has a couple of flaws:

• pretty small sample size, but the results are still significant
• they mention " vulnerable narcissism" (also known as covert narcissism) which itself isn't recognized in the DSM-5 or the ICD-11.

I still think there's something to it.
I wonder what could be happening in his Swiss-cheese brain...

 

[Tablet County]

I never watched Dax because he was always a contrarian faggot that never understood humor beyond shock value. Total Stern-brained.

At least Stern had a personality.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm never catching up to this thread again it seems, all I can say is:

You people really need to censor your goreposting.