🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Oat Milk Matcha Latte]

I hate Simbal so fucking much but at the same time he's hilarious just because of how much he embodies the jeet sterotype.
Creepy, touchy, larping as a macho guy (that and the autistic "lion" bit) but at the same time being conflict averse when it really comes to it... pure kino.

 

[Maybe I'm fucken retarded]

Dude is way more aware that he lets himself show.
A good example was his TTS dialogue wondering if Payton's impression of him was accurate: "I seem crazy, fuck."

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This impression might tone down our BBC King

I think it would be hilarious if the tank fixes him. Where they failed with TJ they succeed with Burt and he gives up his Brazilian identity.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Surprised nobody has used the word "JEETARD" to describe Simbal's brother.

I'm not even convinced his sob story is real he has lied about:
-Touching the women a million times
-Lies and manipulation attempts with contestants
-Throwing Connors clothes in the toilet
-Encouraging Alex to mess with Connor
-Slapping Jobe, then says he bitch slapped him then lies about having slapped him again
-Trying to fucking kill or severely hurt Jobe

He cannot:
-Apologize
-Accept he has done anything wrong
-Look people in the eyes
-Go a minute without crying victim after being blatantly malicious.

Jeet tries to break someones bones or kill him while he can't even see what's going on then cries how he is the real victim.
He's an irredeemable piece of shit.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He's an irredeemable piece of shit.

okay was that on purpose or not

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Speaking of weird faces, this is the face of a guy who wants to be a movie star. My sides.
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He looks like he's an animorph mid way through his transformation.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Shes cute, you guys just always think all women are ugly, hell, people were calling Payton a tranny.

Fishtank fans automatically think every woman on the show is either a severely mentally ill BPD whore or has a dick. It happens without fail every single season. It's a side effect of 4chan brainrot and porn addiction. If you're looking at a woman like Payton and thinking "MMM I WONDER IF SHE HAS A DICK" you're too far gone.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

If you're looking at a woman like Payton and thinking "MMM I WONDER IF SHE HAS A DICK" you're too far gone.

Burt told me it was a gay male dating show. Why would there be women on it? I think they must be queer transexual males.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

An important PSA about wild Randy merch.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I miss Luke...

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

 

[neger psykolog]

Speaking of weird faces, this is the face of a guy who wants to be a movie star. My sides.
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I mean this kind of applies equally to all the contestants except they may not want to be "movie stars" but just "social media influencers" or "famous people". When you watch shit like America's Got Talent and those kind of singing shows with delusional people who can't even hold a note then you basically get the same thing when it comes to people who are attracted to fame.

And those people end up on stuff like fishtank lol

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Alex thinks this is wild randy

 

[Fake News Anchor]

alex thinks this is wild randy

I cannot fucking stop getting hyped for this season, holy shit.

Sam lets Simbal in on the rigging. They need a nonwhite to win but it can't be Burt, cuz he's a rapist and will be able to rape more if he gets the $50,000.

 

[BabySneed]

Rapist Randy reveal

 

[goh]

He released a vid I believe in 2022/2023 which I’m 90% sure is where the charges came from cause he pushed a shopping cart into someone

Do you know which video it is? I'm curious, but I don't feel like watching 3+ hours of Frank Hassle trying to feminize 50 year old men.

 

[Smegward]

Sam told Binx that she should make primitive survival vids with Simbal.

 

[Halloween23]

Binx 100% has watched Fishtank before.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I mean this kind of applies equally to all the contestants except they may not want to be "movie stars" but just "social media influencers" or "famous people". When you watch shit like America's Got Talent and those kind of singing shows with delusional people who can't even hold a note then you basically get the same thing when it comes to people who are attracted to fame.

And those people end up on stuff like fishtank lol

I think most of them look normal except for the jeet and the fat gay nigger. The rest are average looking, except for Luke ig. Alex was average but is severely haggard looking due to drug and alcohol usage. I wouldn't have sex with any of them... Except Luke. And Sam.

 

[neger psykolog]

I cannot fucking stop getting hyped for this season, holy shit.

Sam lets Simbal in on the rigging. They need a nonwhite to win but it can't be Burt, cuz he's a rapist and will be able to rape more if he gets the $50,000.
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Sam is really good at keeping a pokerface, but yeah this is definitely strategic to keep cymbalta more level headed after he almost walked off yesterday. This makes it better when someone like Frank or whoever joins or whatever stupid retarded shit production throw at the contestants later on because cymbalta will have the delusion in his head that he's set up to win, bigtime!

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Rapist Randy reveal