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I politely disagree. I saw a guy in a wheel chair (he had no legs) go apply for job help placement a few weeks ago with his wife. Their are people way worse off who are willing to work hard.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack isn't just physically disabled though. He is also shown to have slowed down significantly mentally from the strokes. Not that he was the brightest bulb before of course, but his cognitive skills have been completely lackluster since his last stroke. You can see when he is talking just how much more effort he is putting into formulating thoughts and getting words out of his mouth.
I am not trying to make excuses for him, this is just a little bit of a different situation from a few years ago. Jack was a lot more frustrating a few years ago because he had the capability to do more but wouldn't because of his arrogance and general stupidity. That same guy is still in there, but he comes across a lot more as a wounded animal who is just slowly decaying. The only reason I feel he is still even doing cooking videos is because he can't admit to the public that he is on the decline due to his years of poor health decisions.
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current late-stage jack is indeed horrifying, depressing and boring compared to previous versions...
but some of us sickos actively enjoy his decline and enjoy the videos getting worse and duller and less coherent. do your own research OKAY MOM [obj]
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I have to think that if you showed old episodes to professionals qualified to render such judgments, they’d take one look and tell you Jack is a man who’s completely ill at ease with himself and his emotions. But he was still toughing it out with a smile.
Now he’s just an embittered husk of someone who used to aspire to manhood but settled for eternal object of pity.
I’d love to know what’s behind the kind of explosive rage he unleashed on his firstborn son and was so proud to share. I’m guessing repressed homosexuality and overall lack of masculinity.
Marc
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How do you think he got to this point? Jagoff's refusal to stick with PT to regain mobility and independence was a product of sheer, terminally narcissistic laziness and entitlement to be waited on hand-and-foot while still acting smug on Utoob by inconsistently cutting the walkers, scooters, wheelchairs, and Tammy being his arms and legs out of the footage. What Jack's medical team failed to recognize was that they were expecting him to have the willpower to try for the first time in his squandered, affront-to-god life. Of the bare minimum of actions necessary to remain alive, the only one Jack is willing to expend effort toward is eating GUD MEETZ - Even when warned that it will result in his agonizing demise.
How dare you attempt to draw a line in the sand around humanizing this noisy turd. What you're seeing is yet another ugly stage and consequence of a life not well-lived; and there will be yet another resulting from the selfish decisions he makes during this one: One in which he petulantly demands that Tammy and Junior sneak fast food into his room and then GET OUT to upload the footage of him reviewing URBIES MEGAS MEETZ SAMWISH from a hospital bed while his penis is visibly half-submerged in an overflowing pitcher of liquid that shouldn't be brown.
And it will be hilarious. Imagine videos of Jack with oxygen tubes in his nostrils, snoring while talking until he trails off and falls asleep in the middle of talking about a BISKIT BACUN BURVECUE HUMBURGHURR he's still chewing, and hearing Tammy saying "Jack. JACK!" in a panic; because any time might be the last time his eyes roll back in his head. Then the review ends with thirty four seconds of Jack blanking on telling people to comment, like, and subscribe; so it's just him weakly arguing with Tammy about what day of the week it is, Tammy complaining that she "can't even understand" what he's trying to say, and the video ending with the beeps of some machine near Jack's bed audibly increasing in frequency and volume as he grows more and more frustrated.
Don't pity Jack - Pity those who endure him. If Jack possessed or even affected the smallest fraction of the good will or humility he pretends having ten bibles means he does, he wouldn't insist on making life more difficult for every person he interacts with. At the very least, he might shut the fuck up. But, for better or worse, those of us who recognize that Jack's primary lolcow trait is his irredeemability will never have to worry about that.
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COLORADO GRILL - STEAK WARS
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Jesus Christ Tammy.
Lets just pretend for a moment that Jack actually stuck to his carnivore diet and wasn't eating any of this.
Fried Pepper Jack Cheese, fried Okra, fried Hush Puppies, and fried fish. The salad swimming in blue cheese dressing is not helping.
Also who the fuck dips pepper jack cheese in marinara? Tammy fingers that shit too, just to check if its warm. Feel the cup, weirdo.
Lets just pretend for a moment that Jack actually stuck to his carnivore diet and wasn't eating any of this.
Fried Pepper Jack Cheese, fried Okra, fried Hush Puppies, and fried fish. The salad swimming in blue cheese dressing is not helping.
Also who the fuck dips pepper jack cheese in marinara? Tammy fingers that shit too, just to check if its warm. Feel the cup, weirdo.
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highlight for me was Tammy casually sticking her finger in the marinara to determine whether or not it was warm
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The food looks pretty bland. I don't see any seasoning on anything.
There's zero chance that fatty only ate that tiny steak with butter. If he really ate that little, he'd have lost a lot of weight instead of being fatter than ever
I was actually laughing as I watched this because of how absurd the fucking carnivore larp is at this point. There's so many fucking plates of food on the damned table that they're having difficult moving shit around, and Fatty doesn't realize how absurd it looks to imply his wife is eating all of this bullshit by herself.
And even Tammy's stupid salad. She's got half a cup of blue cheese dressing, on top of a salad, that's already covered in shredded cheese. There's more dairy in that salad that vegetables. And then following that up with those 2 huge pieces of fried fish? I couldn't eat all of that, and then there's still the hushpuppies, okra, and fried cheese bullshit to go with it all, but somehow... Fatty only ate that steak and his side of BUDDUR? I'm still laughing at how absurd this is while typing this.
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I am suprised he stopped with that retarded "if the Marinara is wooarm, then it's gud sign that they are doing it well guys" take.
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we're reaching butter-to-steak ratios no-one had thought possible
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Does he just eat sticks of butter at home?
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Well the fat faggot did hoard tubs of Bacon-Up, so I'd not be shocked if he just randomly grabbed a stick of butter to eat too. Again, his sense of taste is fucking dead; texture's about the only thing that would affect the dish enough for him to not eat it.
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Can someone in the religiousphere explain to me what "church debt" is??
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Best guess is that he realized going to a light show hosted by murderers and rapists doesn't count, and he has to make up his decade plus of attending one before his 7th, and hopefully final, stroke.
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I'd also like clarification on what a homeless/chicken house ministry is. Jack would never work with the homeless, couldn't work with animals, and doesn't know the Bible well enough to be a minister. And to copy something from librul big city Chiraq?
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There's no way in fuck Hammy ate all that food.
Even if Fatty scraped off the breading for the fish that's not carnivore. Then there's the hushpuppies, fried okra and the rest.
This was supposed to be his dream to eat nothing but meat meat and meat. He still couldn't do it.
It's revolting. But then these two use stupid amounts of dressing on their salad.
It lubricates it up and allows it to slide down his throat. We all know how much trouble he has swallowing since the stroke.
Marc
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No - He ate that buddur with his side of steak, MOM.
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He said in the comments that it's a chicken restaurant where homeless people can work and there's an attached living quarters for them to stay at while they worked there. I'm sure mentally ill and/or drug addicted hobos can safely handle food, right?