Shitty Etsy Products

[RI 360]

Let's kick our feet up and make ourselves more at home by ridiculing others who are worse at crafts than us.

lol I could actually imagine myself buying this for someone:

check out these "pants":

I'd like to see these get caught in an escalator:

 

[otacon]

ever since regretsy went away i've been waiting for something to fill the void. i don't have any particular examples to post but i remember that basically anything related to menstrual blood or placentas was considered high art there.

 

[Barbarella]

If you are going to buy a cookie on Etsy...

Junk on a foot


Arg, too hard to do this with ios10. I'll have to wait till I get my PC back...

 

[TL 611]

ever since regretsy went away i've been waiting for something to fill the void. i don't have any particular examples to post but i remember that basically anything related to menstrual blood or placentas was considered high art there.

This, this so much this.

That post inspired me to search around Etsy for some weird shit, searching menstrual didn't get me anything that horrifying, I suppose I should be happy about that

found these tho:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/488201664/vulva-reddark-blue-bleed-vagina-vulva

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/259528742/needle-felted-doll-christmas-gift-queen

 

[JSGOTI]

How about a T-shirt Bikini for all the South Park fans out there?

And let's not forget the guys in your lives, how could they possibly live without a steel scale loincloth?

 

[RI 360]

A search of "vagina" turns out gold:

Spoiler: no it's not

lol wtf m8

Spoiler

 

[TL 611]

????
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/502401335/mambos-personal-powerful-lucky-blue

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

If you are going to buy a cookie on Etsy...

All I can think about is
Didn't Etsy ban the sale of witchcraft type item a few years ago, because people were buying like "healing" stones or whatever and then complaining when they didn't work?

 

[RI 360]

All I can think about is
Didn't Etsy ban the sale of witchcraft type item a few years ago, because people were buying like "healing" stones or whatever and then complaining when they didn't work?

Have they banned selling self defense items? Let's make a KF store and sell tasseled pipe bombs to fund our servers.

 

[day_man]

A search of "vagina" turns out gold:

Spoiler: no it's not

When ur not good enough at stitching to stich a flower so u just glue a dried one on

 

[millais]

Gloria has moved on from bookwriting, filmmaking, rapping, and modeling to the world of Etsy merchandising.

I guess her Turkish mafioso husband gets the wholesale Turkish fake jewels cheap from the old country

 

[Barbarella]

A search of "vagina" turns out gold:

lol wtf m8

Spoiler

Is that....is that .... a Christmas ornament???

 

[LD 3187]

https://www.etsy.com/pt/listing/482073881/fertility-spell-ritual-pdf-download

https://www.etsy.com/pt/listing/472620111/greenman-charms-x-5-fertility-god-charms

https://www.etsy.com/listing/387570024/fertility-growth-and-germination-afro

https://www.etsy.com/listing/160192179/glamorous-uterus-headpiece-crown

https://www.etsy.com/listing/180502738/knitted-tools-for-birth-professionals

https://www.etsy.com/listing/182466016/uterus-pouch-crochet-rose-petal-pink

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Great fucking thread...lulz. I will be here often.

 

[JSGOTI]

Tagging @OwO What's This? @John Furrman @ShavedSheep

https://www.etsy.com/listing/463741573/squeaky-dog-treat-inspired-plush-fursuit

And this one is for.... @Ninja_Warrior because why the fuck not.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/464083936/eat-up

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

God these are trashy.... them photopshop skillz tho! https://www.etsy.com/listing/247618612/denver-broncos-lace-babydoll-negligee?ref=shop_home_feat_3

Should we spoiler anything in this thread because... this. https://www.etsy.com/listing/480443643/penis-jewelry-astrild?ref=shop_home_active_7

Spoiler: Who would wear this?

Spoiler: For real tho?

 

[Broken Pussy]

My favorite Etsy thing is cat toys shaped like dicks:

My friend and I were in a competition to see who could find the best picture searching for images on Google for "bag of dicks". I won. That cat's face...

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

cat toys shaped like dicks:

These are amazing, not shitty...lol! Thanks for the share.

 

[Broken Pussy]

These are amazing, not shitty...lol! Thanks for the share.

Yeah, I didn't think they were shitty, either, but in a thread about Etsy, I needed to share that cat. I must give dickface cat the voice he deserves.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

For those of you who feel like communing with nature, there are a wide range of artisanal wood dildos on Etsy to tickle your kidneys fancy.

Spoiler: Imma show you wood.

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