Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

We don't need her for that. It's already confirmed as much as it needed to be. We knew she was there from analyzing the pictures on the real estate listing.

Those same pictures told us Nick has shitty well water, and April's pussy might stink (the later of which Nick humorously addressed on Melton's podcast).

We got the top autists in the business working in this thread.

Top... Autists...

I'm not one to ignore info. Doesn't matter where it comes from. Info is info. What's important is your ability to extract what you can from it, no matter where it came from. This outright dismissive attitude because the info came from something you don't like—I do not approve.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta says April couldn't use his home's Internet because the homes are too far apart. He doesn't take issue with the claim that April wasn't provided Internet access for months.


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[Mandatory User Name]

Keanu can fuck right off.

She saw which was the wind was blowing when Nick got arrested, thought it shifted when Aaron got arrested, and has now realized it didn't actually shift and so she changed back to an anti-Nick stance. She and Geno are desperate for any sort of attention ever since Compound Media imploded.

Tomorrow, Aaron might fart, she'll misinterpret it as a big deal, and be back to claiming Aaron is the ultimate bad guy in all this.

She's an unprincipled cunt. Her sentimentality towards her friend April doesn't change that any. April is a homewrecker. I wouldn't want homewreckers for friends.

Oh, and Geno can fuck off too.

I think all of these people are fucking awful but I've been following Rekieta, first as a fan and then as an alog, on and off since the Internet Blood Sport days, Keanu and Geno, Aaron and April, the Dabbleverse, I only care about them in so far as they can fuck with Nick. Melton is a special case, the guy is a paedophile who deserves the woodchipper.

I don't have to like them but I don't have to alog them either, as long as they're fucking with Nick and causing him to lash out and spiral then they're being very helpful and I appreciate the harvest. I encourage all these awful people to keep doing what they're doing because honestly, fuck Nick.

 

[videoman]

Just Imagine living in that apartment NOW.
1. Geno still HATES April
2.Keanu still HATES Aaron
3.Geno will be going back on his ex boyfriend's stream again
4.Keanu keeps in touch daily with calls to April
5.Keanu just did a stream almost crying about her "poor, innocent, retarded friend" being abused by YET ANOTHER man.
6.Geno gets easily riled up and screams or speaks loudly when he gets carried. Especially speaking about all of this drama.
7. Keanu cries easily when Geno gets mad or riled up

They are ALSO Newly weds!
Yay!!

ISN'T THAT A FUN HONEYMOON??!!

Isn't Keanu also nude on onlyfans spreading her nasty chicken legs and no tits? I think this could end with Nick and April on onlyfans, Nick needing to prove he is a stud that can get it up. Imagine a chainsmoking onlyfans whore looking down on anyone... lol youtube is such a fucking mass of useless assholes.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

I'm not one to ignore info. Doesn't matter where it comes from. Info is info. What's important is your ability to extract what you can from it, no matter where it came from. This outright dismissive attitude because the info came from something you don't like—I do not approve.

Just view it as when you get a second opinion to a diagnostic with a doctor... In this case.... It's.... internet people and her friends ... Both saying the same so.... Tomato, tomATo... same shit.. even if some put in more work to have the knowledge before handed to them

 

[RodgerDodger]

april has nothing at all. nothing. she is a divorced, used-up crack whore with nothing to her name. she has forsaken everything and is living in the crack shack purely out of nick's sex-fueled charity, spite, and perhaps fear of how she might further ruin his life by cutting a deal with the cops or whatever.

she's probably holding on because she still has something to gain, like, temporarily, a roof over her head that isn't her parents, no need for a job, and, in all likelihood, drugs. why would she give that up? the day that changes (she gets booted out of the house, nick gets sentenced or re-arrested, etc.), i bet she'll go crawling back to her parents, repent, and start the tell-all.

She's living in the Crack Shack because Nick's thing is control. He's the classic abusive control freak. It's only a matter of time before he gets DV added to this mess.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

At some point you've just gotta accept that April is fucking retarded and she can't even make it as a glorified fleshlight. She needs to move on and take responsibility for herself, she's a grown adult.

I wonder if she throws herself at men because she wants to be taken care of, and that's her criteria for a man. Someone who acts like a dad.

 

[Captain Manning]

After the last dabbleverse reshuffle, Geno Bisconte is inexplicably on good terms with Aaron again for some reason.

It's actually not inexplicable at all, Strix.

What's happening is that because of the bullshit Nick and Melton are engaged in, the state's case against Aaron might have gone tits up. Remember they were potential witnesses for the state, and Kiki was all smug when she thought Aaron was gonna be sent upriver for sharing Kayla's picture with Geno.

They're panicking and covering their asses because this might have just gone pear shaped for them. Trying to make nice with Aaron is part of that.

That, along with the fact that they're just shameless grifters in general.

Were I Aaron, I would tell both of them to fuck off but, let's be honest: Aaron is a grifter too. He might just recognize this as how the game is played.

This outright dismissive attitude because the info came from something you don't like—I do not approve.

I am not saying you can't post any of it. I am just saying most of what she said doesn't seem like some grand revelation.

I also reserve the right to think Kiki and Geno are scum.

 

[Maraschino]

Isn't Keanu also nude on onlyfans spreading her nasty chicken legs and no tits? I think this could end with Nick and April on onlyfans, Nick needing to prove he is a stud that can get it up. Imagine a chainsmoking onlyfans whore looking down on anyone... lol youtube is such a fucking mass of useless assholes.

Nick filing DMCA notices to Null trying to take down his hypothetical OnlyFans content would definitely be a funny start to his next Lolcow of the Year campaign.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

Question: Do you think April could be desperate enough to claim having a baby from Nick ?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nick filing DMCA notices to Null trying to take down his hypothetical OnlyFans content would definitely be a funny start to his next Lolcow of the Year campaign.

I think Null might draw the line at hosting Nick Onlyfans content, even to laugh at. You just can't get the stink of that off the servers.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Been reviewing the recent happenings to find what is relevant to the Kayla OP. Finished reviewing/editing the cooking streams. Kayla's persistent presence while Nick pretended to be a family man reminded me of the five-year anniversary stream he did with Kayla in late 2022.

Spoiler: Too Much Text

In summary, Nick initially started with pre-recorded videos of him reacting to a lawsuit he saw on Twitter while drunk. At that time, Nick tried explaining it to his parents while he and his family were visiting (his parents didn't get it) and Kayla left the room to watch what he posted. Kayla wasn't impressed and gave Nick a hard time about it on the ride home. Nick then adjusted his approach and avoided swearing and tried to appear more wholesome to appeal to Kayla and not cause her problems with others in the community.

Looking at the cooking streams with Kayla off camera adding occasional commentary (more so during the election day cooking stream) reminded me of Kayla's influence in the past, albeit with much more seething and other passive-aggressive overtones. On the flip side, there is the content Nick puts out around April: graphic Tweets, self-debasement, and self-incrimination with a spiteful focus on Aaron.

Nick's behavior around April is more in line with who he is/wants to be. Nick found Kayla more attractive during his recent descent because Kayla was descending further into degeneracy along with him and he never sincerely shared her more Christian values anyways (for what those were worth). Nick wanted a drugged up whore to make him coom and provide sexual validation. Kayla was well on her way, but April was a younger version of what he wanted.

Unsure how involved Kayla was in making the two cooking streams happen, but it seems like something she would want to at least support for the sake of appearances. Unfortunately for her, Nick priorities ultimately align more with Aaron's spiteful ex-wife.

One detail that seems to have been missed: during the election day cooking stream Nick's sons return home with Nick's mother. They discuss the week's scheduling plans for the eldest son (rides and such) during the stream. Plans are made to celebrate the eldest's birthday on Thursday (November 7th), which confuses him since it isn't his actual birthday. They are likely celebrating early because of... reasons...

Consequently, Nick plans to start cooking the brisket (later brought in by Nick's father) that night.

What did Nick do to celebrate his son's birthday? Jump on Twitter to discuss his use of hard drugs with Internet randos and start an obscene back an forth with April that would last for days until he eventually incriminated himself further, of course.



One can only guess how the birthday celebration with the family went considering the way Nick started lashing out.

 

[repentance]

Keanu says April lived in the side house without internet for 8 months and she looked at TV on her phone only. That she would pass her time waiting for Nick to text her. He blamed April for certain stuff and she cried....

Tbh April seems to be a nut. So her crying.... Is not that unbelievable lol but Kiki seems to believe April is the side chick in the side house like a slave mistress...

April was still on Aaron's phone plan until very recently, so she had at least some internet access.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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[Edward Teach]

Question: Do you think April could be desperate enough to claim having a baby from Nick ?

Seem like it would be a miracle child if she were to get prego

 

[Captain Manning]

Isn't Keanu also nude on onlyfans spreading her nasty chicken legs and no tits?

Yes.

Even Fapcop did not want, and I am proud of him for that.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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A lot on his plate? He is unemployed and on X and YouTube literally all day.

Wtf.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A lot on his plate?

His plate:

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I am not saying you can't post any of it. I am just saying most of what she said doesn't seem like some grand revelation.

I also reserve the right to think Kiki and Geno are scum.

I misunderstood you, sorry about that.

I still think that the supposed BFF of April making these statements against Rekieta and exposing this situation openly (although we already knew many of these facts) is interesting in itself. Makes you wonder what's holding what's left of the Quover together...

 

[Pelican Bones]

He left his final note to the congregation. It is an interesting letter. I don't know how common it is for pastors when they retire, it sounds like there's some ethical code, but he basically says he will not talk about church stuff if he bumps into you in the grocery store.

Fwiw when a pastor leaves a church it is typically to lead at a different church, often in a different city. The break from his old church is pretty clean and pretty final. But this guy is retiring and staying in the same place. He'll go find a completely unrelated church to start attending.

While talk about Nick might factor in, it's typical for the old pastor to try to make a total separation to allow the new guy to take over. Staying involved with the church's happenings, even tangentially, can cause issues. The congregation needs to move on and accept the new pastor as the new leader.