Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
A lot on his plate? He is unemployed and on X and YouTube literally all day.

Wtf.

Nick is busy smoking whole sides of beef and making 30 gallon oil drum quantities of chicken stock. He is also very sad every time he looks at those missing doors below the sink in the kitchen. I suspect he is also making long repeated drives to buy drugs again as well as scientifically researching all aspects of drug testing in the United States.
There is also plotting with his council of doom (Juju, Ralph, Vito, Melton, Puppet guy) about the plan to finish off Aaron once and for all. All that stuff takes time.
 
My take is though, she was a hot popular chick and Nick was clearly a dork with money.
Stopped reading here. No offence to Fapcop, but the photos we have from the early years show her looking normal but unremarkable. I've not seen anything that points to her being the campus babe, and her Star Trek addiction confirms that she's a NERRRRDDD at heart.
 
What did Nick do to celebrate his son's birthday? Jump on Twitter to discuss his use of hard drugs with Internet randos and start an obscene back a forth with April that would last for days until he eventually incriminated himself further, of course.
I’m sure the eldest appreciated hearing all about that at school the next day. Really put a nice bow on his birthday celebrations.
 
Time to put the fries in the bag, Nick.
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I wouldn't be completely shocked.
 
Thank you for archiving the relevant bits, I couldn't be paid to watch this broad.
BBN appears to be having a proxy go through the stream for him also:

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Lmao, the last tweets I saw from April were her livetweeting her reactions to old "Chopped" episodes. The idea of her being banished to the cuckqueen shed watching that on her phone while Balldo plays house is hilarious to me. Her desperate attention grabs definitely make more sense in this context too.

The evidence is just mounting that April is still in the picture. I am not sure why Nick thinks he can keep people from finding out. Who does he think he is fooling?

You say we have zero evidence of "being a whore before meeting their spouse" well, I disagree on the whore part although its hard to place timeline.

By Nick's own tale, some of the first words she spoke to him were when he walked in to the gym space where the cheerleaders were preparing for tryouts. She was stretching (presumably in gymwear) and asked 'Can you see my thong in these pants?'

Also, stop double-posting. Use the 'Quote' feature to reply to multiple posts.

Keanu pulls up Nick's latest locals stream to alog him.
Keanu repeatedly implies that Nick was late or missed a drug test, but then says that she didn't hear it from anybody (even though she confirmed she was back in contact with April):
I'm not saying that I know, but next time that happens, allegedly, don't blame somebody who lives next door to you because you got into a fight over it because, with your wife, but I'm just surmising here, I did not say that, I do not know that for a fact, but maybe don't miss your drug tests again for your children, your 5 children...."

It looks like Nick DID miss or FAIL a drug test at some point, then BLAMED April for it. Best guess, Nick and April lost track of time together and missed the appointment window.

My best guess is that it was prior to the streams on tbhe 4th and 5th, and the early birthday celebration on the 7th of the eldest birthday may have been a panicked one in case they were taken away.

I would look on the 4th and thr week prior for any clue that Nick and April were fighting and/or missed a drug test.

Where? There's no stream on his channel that I can see.


I think it's funny how upset she is Nick wasn't giving her Internet access.

Bitch, that even remotely close to the biggest problem here.

LOCALS perhaps? Or YT member-only.
 
By Nick's own tale, some of the first words she spoke to him were when he walked in to the gym space where the cheerleaders were preparing for tryouts. She was stretching (presumably in gymwear) and asked 'Can you see my thong in these pants?'

I straight up don't believe this. Also, didn't he in a recent re-telling (or am I confusing this for a @Not Who You Think post) say that the first thing Kayla ever asked him was "Are you here for cheerleading tryouts?"
 
I had posted this in a longer post but wanted to put this out there as its own thing, before balldo broke, there was a scandal where Nina Infinity who Nick was close with claimed to have been sexually harassed by a youtuber and EVS threw it at Az because she had just left Nerdrotics show and he hated them. She swore it wasn't him. I am betting it was sex fiend Nick as he was at the height of thinking he was a stud. Nina also swept hard for him and there was a weinstein style relationship where she "owed him" as we know Nick thinks everyone he gave a rub too in viewers owed him. She also likely felt bad for him to out him and destroy him over his drug problem. Just a thought...connecting dots.
 
I straight up don't believe this. Also, didn't he in a recent re-telling (or am I confusing this for a @Not Who You Think post) say that the first thing Kayla ever asked him was "Are you here for cheerleading tryouts?"
iirc they met at the school gym because Nick was a cool Tae Kwon Do sensei or something and Kayla was a Cheerleading captain. They made some kind of deal that if Nick got cool kids from Tae Kwon Do to join cheerleading Kayla would join Tae Kwon Do with some girls.
Then Nick started to "act" gay and joined cheer squad and had crazy underwear parties with Kayla and others at his dorm.
Remember that Nick is Alpharius and everything he says is a lie.
 
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Keanu hints April is starting a podcast.
YEEEES can't wait to hear your truth queen! Smh Nick doesn't know what he has. A baddie like you deserves the finest fiber optic connection money can buy! Guuurl when are you gonna ditch that dusty broke-ass nerd and give Bill Mack a call? 💅
The only way this bitch pulls any viewers is by talking about Nick lmao. I MADE U APRIL :really:
 
While I agree with that, the more statements we get confirming the same thing, the better. Also, Rekieta will probably seethe about this a lot—that's a bonus.

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She paints a picture of Rekieta as if he's a psycho controlling April. She tells us that Rekieta had passive-aggressively blamed April for something but doesn't delve much into this. From what she says, it seems April still lives there, but Rekieta finally installed internet inside the second home.

(I am still checking the stream)
She didn't have internet but watched TV on her phone? Does she have some kind of phone that will show you TV but has no browser?
Already covered by others.

But this line from Keanu is lame (oh no, no wifi in her free & very, very convenient to him living space - as though it's inconceivable that her NERD of a narcissistic married lover isn't any good at setting up a lovenest and doesn't fucking care about her.

He'll do no more than the minimum, yet will gladly take her pathetic flinging herself at him. In other words, for him she's good enough to fuck on the dl and be titillated by, good enough to cart around to places he wants to go as an accessory that burnishes his (imagined) rep, but not good enough to do a jot (penny) more - he'll do just enough to keep her stroking his ego etc., and to keep her from turning on him. He knows she's desperate, and that's how he likes it. And guarantee the story to Kayla is that keeping April in that house for now is merely a pragmatic choice, and she'll be gone when the house sells.

Question: Do you think April could be desperate enough to claim having a baby from Nick ?
if he's still having to use the Balldo might be an uphill climb.
 
I misunderstood you, sorry about that.
It's cool. I might have not been very clear, or too forceful in expressing my distain for Kiki.

One of the issues I have here is I "turned" on Nick back in late 2020 because I began to see his rank immorality. That was a time when doing so wasn't very popular. I caught a lot of shit for holding by my convictions, but am happy to see I was ultimately vindicated.

So I get kinda irritated at people that suck him off and then only turn because the wind of public opinion shifts. Kiki and Geno are prime examples of people whose values and loyalties shift whenever it's convenient for them. I am told it's also a common thing that happens in the Dabbleverse.

Plus I'm just sick of e-thots in general. One of the best critiques I've heard from a female in all this came from Keri Smith. She's an older Christian lady who doesn't have an Onlyfans or wear a cleavage revealing push-up bra on livestreams. What the hell she was doing on Chrissy's Simpcast is anyone's guess, but I am glad she was to tell Nick to eat shit in a way that was civil, Christian, yet utterly devastating. She did a better job than I ever could. Nick had nothing to clap back with and he crawled off like the slimy worm he is.

Really, if Keanu were any type of friend to April, she would tell her to get the fuck out of the cult compound.

YEEEES can't wait to hear your truth queen! Smh Nick doesn't know what he has. A baddie like you deserves the finest fiber optic connection money can buy! Guuurl when are you gonna ditch that dusty broke-ass nerd and give Bill Mack a call? 💅
The only way this bitch pulls any viewers is by talking about Nick lmao. I MADE U APRIL :really:
Oh well, now she's definitely not getting Internet access. I hope you are happy!

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I straight up don't believe this. Also, didn't he in a recent re-telling (or am I confusing this for a @Not Who You Think post) say that the first thing Kayla ever asked him was "Are you here for cheerleading tryouts?"

You are likely recalling Meme Copium's stream where he mentioned something about their first meeting. (He got the lore wrong that Nick showed up to the wrong place for Tae Kwon Do sign-ups)

Here is the actual story. It was from a time when they were hanging out early in their relationship:

 
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