Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

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The live leak and filter make it 100% better way to Go!! I love the energy

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Nick and Ralph continue to become harder and harder to separate. Their behavior and language continue to merge. They are on the path to Gunthisattva.

Spoiler: Funny and Weird

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(balldo and tongues warning, cred to @Makoto Niijima for the foreground)

Thanks Braphamut , you added some spice to the original :

Spoiler: Balldo Demon Dance

Edit: Had to add the webm because the Balldo Farms keeps giving Parse Field Errors.

 

[DemsBNutz]

baldo is or will be tonya "you go do it no you" milton the last guy does the deed... He is so jelly of A-Ron (if that has not been used already) he is hiring out Headline news came to mind... So... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c

 

[AltisticRight]

Thanks Braphamut , you added some spice to the original :

Please add Jack Scalfani at the scrote.

 

[Captain Manning]

I can't find the Frank Hassle episode - maybe it's deleted?

No idea. I didn't even know it existed until I saw that tweet. Like I say, I mostly stopped listening to Nick in late 2020. I had to inquire here about the LegalBytes drama, for instance.

I just wanted to point out that Melton apparently isn't the first unsavory person Nick has worked with.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.

I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

 

[Fallen Preacher]

lolcow supernova

An Oasis song is forming in my head...

 

[Oh Darn]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

Thank you for archiving the relevant bits, I couldn't be paid to watch this broad.
BBN appears to be having a proxy go through the stream for him also:


(Archive)
Lmao, the last tweets I saw from April were her livetweeting her reactions to old "Chopped" episodes. The idea of her being banished to the cuckqueen shed watching that on her phone while Balldo plays house is hilarious to me. Her desperate attention grabs definitely make more sense in this context too.

 

[TexOffender]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

So April is at the other house, they're "broken up," he hasn't seen her in a while when she came over for that court hearing where she used the studio. Guess no throuple sleeping in the cocaine-tainted bedroom. She's like a hostage, i'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't such a pile of shit.

 

[not william stenchever]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

Is "she's a kind soul" the Minnesota version of the southern phrase "bless her heart" i.e. "she's fucking retarded"?

 

[Drama Trauma]

Is Nick using Melton and Citizen M to expose Aaron as a wife beater and cum eater such a big own, while exposing further their polycule?
The drug and sex habits and other stuff that happened in the house while there the kids also live?

 

[videoman]

Okay, what?

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

We have ZERO evidence of any of the following from KAYLA. Checkmark for verified evidence against NICK.

• Lying
• Gaslighting
• Mocking a suicidal fan
• Mocking Christianity
• Tweeting grossly (cum on chests), etc.
• Lashing out continually on social media since an arrest
• Possessing four speeding tickets (unpaid)
• Lashing out against friends "SEAAAANNN"
• Porn addict
• Enjoying & participating in someone cruelly mocking their spouse publicly (April to Kayla)
• Open rudeness (harassment?) to a Judge, detective, and social worker
• Witness intimidation
• Accusing someone of being a pedo without evidence
• Threatening to strike a channel for clipping
• Enjoying a trust fund
• Hacking someone's Google history
• The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)
• Being a whore before meeting their spouse

So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?

• Drug addiction
• Child endangerment
• Depression
• Bad housekeeper
• Bad cook
• Bad plastic surgery
• Bad tats
• Star Trek obsession
• Complicit in a polycule

She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.

Edit: Added checkmark for Nick on bad tats. They're so bad.

First off great list, super thorough I love it. I do have a few thoughts:

You say we have zero evidence of "being a whore before meeting their spouse" well, I disagree on the whore part although its hard to place timeline. My take is though, she was a hot popular chick and Nick was clearly a dork with money. I have seen this situation before. Also, are you forgetting her talking about getting molested and her tits felt up by a massage therapist like its a joke, Nick clearly getting off on how hot his wife is and everyone wants her. Also, she would act like a skank on videos. Maybe I'm crazy but looking at her I think she spent time on her knees but not in church in high school.

As for "The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)" My theory was posited BEFORE April spoke. It was based on an assumption from a fact pattern, had nothing to do with a balldo fucking cokehead cumbucket, but she did corroborate the story and its important it came from her, a girl Nick was trying to fuck as I think (as I said) this was his "line" his sympathy card he used on e-thots that need viewers.

Two things about this:
1) Her cheating does NOT in any way make Nick the good guy in this. Quite the opposite. He is the bitter, resentful, wrathful fuck who destroyed his family out of spite. Nick was resentful of being stuck with a family and aging wife while at the height of his success, forced to masquerade as a trad when he just wanted to do drugs and fuck e-thots. Then BOOM Kayla cheats and he now has a free pass to indulge EVERY evil. He also is pissed at his family over pushing god, Kayla over getting old and monogamy. A real man would have just left her, fought for his kids and spent his money on hot chicks. Not Nick, he turned his wife into an abomination.

2) The fact pattern - it's not just skank slut coke whore April. Long before I just felt the below showed it:

• Why would Kayla go along with all of this? Why NOW after all these years. It's not just money, something changed. They're both dead inside.
• Your own admission of her "taking accountability" Yes, Nick is a gaslighting cocksucker and if she did cop to cheating he would make sure she felt every single thing that has gone wrong since is HER FAULT (not true obviously, Nick is unable to take ANY accountability)
• Her family begging her to stop being a punching bag, this would explain why she keeps taking it, he has snowed her into feeling she deserves all the humiliation.
• Timeline of "worst day" kicking this off coupled with it possibly being written by a chick he was hitting on and would have been using this as his pick up line.
• Other e-thots supposedly caught on the phone with him for hours sweeping for him, likely also snowed by him. Explains Anna and Nina and Melonie sweeping, poor Nick driven to drugs by his cheating wife. This is the narrative keep in mind. Nick is scum.
• Hey just occurred to me, remember when Nina supposedly had someone being inappropriate to her in the private chat who was a streamer and everyone assumed it was fatass AZ, well if it was Nick the timeline works and it explains why she didn't out him out of pity. She swept his balls like a fucking hoover with her bigass nose.
• No actor on earth, not Cape Fear level Deniro could conjur the bitterness Nick has at the prior married life from god to his kids that he has. Nick has this evil indignation of someone who feels he was suckered and now he continues to sucker himself worse.
• All of April's behavior shows she is suckered by a guy claiming he was cheating on who "deserves" so much more.
• Nick has shown utter contempt and let April just batter Kayla recently. He is still "with" her because he is doing the trad thing out of spite. He is punishing Kayla by being with her, making her life a living hell.

In the end don't get me wrong, I am not absolving Nick but looking for an explanation for his complete and utter destruction. The pure evil that is coursing through his veins as he destroys his family. It just make sense and the complete destruction of Kayla on a daily basis and now Aaron seems to be his goal. But like a fucking retard he is just destroying the mom of his kids and getting run around in circles by Aaron, a fucking baby huey bubba lovesponge rip off schmuck.

I think you stumbled upon something when you combine all this together.

Kayla didn't cheat on Nick with a neighbor or whatever.
She lied about her sexual history from the beginning, and came clean on that dies horribilis.

And it was a lot more extensive than he had ever imagined.

Edit:
It was like this when he found out.

It could have been a really nasty past, maybe she got gang banged. I do think after the masseuse fondling story she could totally have hooked up with a dude on a "fun" drunken girls night out. I also remember them going to some crazy wedding they all got drunk at, she could have ended up blowing a guy in a bathroom. She seems fairly loose and Nick seemed fine with it, one thing leads to another...bored housewife and now bitter breadwinner.

Either way I think all his behavior can be explained as the tantrum of an egotistical bitter man baby who wished he had never settled down before his "success" and in stead of just walking out he will vindictively punish her forever. He seems like a petty fuck who lives for vengeance and like with the aaron hacking thing he will go to no length for revenge...so what he is doing to Kayla is not that dissimilar to the illegal stuff with aaron.

 

[Lemondale]

Quick! somebody save april from ze balldo dungeon.

 

[3MMA]

For your records: Kayla has always been grossed out by Nick licking the bottle.

Also, Nick has obviously practiced the *checks spelling* ahegao face in his spare time and zoomed in on his face when he did it. Left it in for others to use as meme material.

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Spoiler: Nick Ahegao face (SFW but not life)

With shoulders:

Without:

Disgusting Nicks anime porn-brained face, forever preserved.

Just a reminder to keep archiving everything and, also, that if you become friends with Dick Masterson he will likely encourage you to drive off a cliff - either on purpose because he finds it funny or because he is retarded.

Word to the archives. Hell yeah. Also, this entire scheme & especially the story of what Juju the Cow & Nick claim Aaron was doing, ie, reading Nicks thread & then jerking off, stinks of a typical Juju gay operation. It even has a script that the entire whack pack repeat verbatim, which is the mark of a true & honest Juju the Cow screenplay. He tends to whip them up in his various discord groups whenever one of his cronies “needs” to win some Internet Cool Guy points. Whether Nick took access to Aaron’s accounts or not. So it’s idiotic on multiple levels, not just criminally but also more cringey wannabe cool behavior from Nick & his “friends.”

As an aside I was offline for a few days when all this stuff happened, so needless to say I’m over 100 pages behind still. Hope I’m not repeating things too much that have already been gone over multiple times. I’ll be up to speed & current ITT in 500 years or so, maybe a little less. Hope everyone who makes thread art remembers to also post it in the Balldoverse meme & edit thread, because I’m sure to be missing a lot of cool art & memes while navigating via highlights & skimming. That probably goes for many people, so I’m reminding the thread that that thread exists & is useful & cool, unlike Nicknerd.

 

[videoman]

@FrenEnthusiast I can't quote your post but I was thinking later in the night this can end like Amityville horror or at least with Kayla running through a maze of balldos as Nick chases...

 

[Captain Manning]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things.

Keanu can fuck right off.

She saw which was the wind was blowing when Nick got arrested, thought it shifted when Aaron got arrested, and has now realized it didn't actually shift and so she changed back to an anti-Nick stance. She and Geno are desperate for any sort of attention ever since Compound Media imploded.

Tomorrow, Aaron might fart, she'll misinterpret it as a big deal, and be back to claiming Aaron is the ultimate bad guy in all this.

She's an unprincipled cunt. Her sentimentality towards her friend April doesn't change that any. April is a homewrecker. I wouldn't want homewreckers for friends.

Oh, and Geno can fuck off too.

She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick

We already knew that.

and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.

Clearly the worst of Nick's sins in all this. That's the mentality of a literal Onlyfans whore for you, I guess.

Nick should have continued to deny her Internet access, and then denied himself that access as well. The two of them have REALLY been helping their cases with their Internet antics, haven't they?

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

Keanu says April lived in the side house without internet for 8 months and she looked at TV on her phone only. That she would pass her time waiting for Nick to text her. He blamed April for certain stuff and she cried....

Tbh April seems to be a nut. So her crying.... Is not that unbelievable lol but Kiki seems to believe April is the side chick in the side house like a slave mistress...

 

[Train Operator]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

i hadn't heard anything from her in a while so i was really hoping this cumdumpster had OD'ed or something i have to be honest.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Now that I think about it, The Balldostate (the 2 houses and the surrounding area) would have made a bitchin' Rainbow 6 Raven Shield map. 3 Objectives; Secure Kayla, rescue April, and disarm the Balldobomb.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

lol I “wonder” if she was reading the thread

Anyone remember the five minutes where Keanu Thompson was pretending to be April’s friend?

Lol. Back to onlyfans, Kiki

Back to onlyfans, Kiki.

Shoo, git