- Joined
- Jan 13, 2024
She's still streaming, now playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard after reading some articles from better journalistic outlets like Bloomberg. Her first stream crashed and she's now on a new one. I had it on in the background for a bit.

- Talking about Star Wars tv show slop, saying that nobody wants to let a show develop past the first season and if they hadn't let Parks & Rec continue past season one we would have missed out on "the funniest scene ever." Then she plays the ice skating rink bit from that one P&R episode and fakes laughing hysterics saying "I'M CRYING!"
- At about 1:23:00 in the first stream Alyssa says that she removed her nipple piercing in the shower this morning because it was "just so infected" and she thinks part of it is because she doesn't often wear a bra and so it's been rubbing against things constantly. (Sounds to me like it was migrating, probably not actually infected otherwise she'd need to leave it in so it can drain but then again Alyssa is intensely stupid so who knows. Maybe it was infected and now will heal over and get worse. In any case, this is up to bad piercing care and lack of hygene.)
- At about 1:25:00 she says her boyfriend left his wallet, was he just over for the night or is Landscaping Patrick living there already?
- Shilling a kickstarter for a party game called Die On This Hill (archive) which parodies internet debate, helmed by some simp from Chicago named Sam Greszes (twitter archive ; personal website archive)
- 1:35:00 she plays a profane song by the band Amyl and the Sniffers (a band for spicy straights as far as I can tell) saying "SORRY TOS!" and the stream crashes or is cut off.
- In the second stream at about 00:05:00 she's reading an article, mentions best-of lists and favorite games and says that video game media outlets are not a monolith and that individual writers have their own opinions on games "before I joined Kotaku they didn't really talk about... uh... like TWITCH POLITICAL STREAMERS that much." So close!! That is not a game
- While in the character creator of Veilguard she tries to replicate her own face. While searching for an "italian nose" she says "My tip goes down, that's why my sister's nose job looks so good because they brought the tip up."
- To mizliz_ in chat: "You live 25 minutes from Nick Fuentes? I should take a trip there and take an IBS shit."
- Greets weird tranny elf tavern girl vtuber obsessed with diversity initiatives TavernTilly as a "Mercenary"
- Greets acvalens, another vtuber, as a Mercenary

- "I cannot talk about the lawsuit, but it's in the process of being filed." She says she has learned how slow the law moves compared to the internet, and she just wants to show that "there are consequences for lying and harassment" and that's all she can say about that.
Last edited: