Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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She's still streaming, now playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard after reading some articles from better journalistic outlets like Bloomberg. Her first stream crashed and she's now on a new one. I had it on in the background for a bit.
  • Talking about Star Wars tv show slop, saying that nobody wants to let a show develop past the first season and if they hadn't let Parks & Rec continue past season one we would have missed out on "the funniest scene ever." Then she plays the ice skating rink bit from that one P&R episode and fakes laughing hysterics saying "I'M CRYING!"

  • At about 1:23:00 in the first stream Alyssa says that she removed her nipple piercing in the shower this morning because it was "just so infected" and she thinks part of it is because she doesn't often wear a bra and so it's been rubbing against things constantly. (Sounds to me like it was migrating, probably not actually infected otherwise she'd need to leave it in so it can drain but then again Alyssa is intensely stupid so who knows. Maybe it was infected and now will heal over and get worse. In any case, this is up to bad piercing care and lack of hygene.)

  • At about 1:25:00 she says her boyfriend left his wallet, was he just over for the night or is Landscaping Patrick living there already?

  • Shilling a kickstarter for a party game called Die On This Hill (archive) which parodies internet debate, helmed by some simp from Chicago named Sam Greszes (twitter archive ; personal website archive)

  • 1:35:00 she plays a profane song by the band Amyl and the Sniffers (a band for spicy straights as far as I can tell) saying "SORRY TOS!" and the stream crashes or is cut off.

  • In the second stream at about 00:05:00 she's reading an article, mentions best-of lists and favorite games and says that video game media outlets are not a monolith and that individual writers have their own opinions on games "before I joined Kotaku they didn't really talk about... uh... like TWITCH POLITICAL STREAMERS that much." So close!! That is not a game 💕

  • While in the character creator of Veilguard she tries to replicate her own face. While searching for an "italian nose" she says "My tip goes down, that's why my sister's nose job looks so good because they brought the tip up."
Now she's just playing chugging sparking water and occasionally saying dumb shit like "MOMMY." "Can I date her?!" "BOOBIES!" "I'M THE WOKER!" etc.
  • To mizliz_ in chat: "You live 25 minutes from Nick Fuentes? I should take a trip there and take an IBS shit."
  • Greets weird tranny elf tavern girl vtuber obsessed with diversity initiatives TavernTilly as a "Mercenary"
  • Greets acvalens, another vtuber, as a Mercenary
We did get a comment on the smashJT lawsuit.

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  • "I cannot talk about the lawsuit, but it's in the process of being filed." She says she has learned how slow the law moves compared to the internet, and she just wants to show that "there are consequences for lying and harassment" and that's all she can say about that.
 
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Her first stream crashed and she's now on a new one. I had it on in the background for a bit.
Your braincell sacrifice will not be in vain. Thank you for your service.

Sadly it does not look like the stream had anything specific to point and laugh at, if anything I can only hope this person heals. Perhaps best course for us would be to pray... and then enjoy the show when that doesn't end up doing enough.
 
  • To mizliz_ in chat: "You live 25 minutes from Nick Fuentes? I should take a trip there and take an IBS shit."
  • Greets weird tranny elf tavern girl vtuber obsessed with diversity initiatives TavernTilly as a "Mercenary"
  • Greets acvalens, another vtuber, as a Mercenary

For the uninitiated: ACValens, aka Ana Valens, has a thread here. He is the crossdresser famous for once posting this tweet fantasizing about gang raping "cis women":

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He also admitted he masturbates to video games aimed at children:

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He used to be a journalist but was so grotesque that even the field of journalism eventually rejected him, and now he is reduced to VTubing and trying to sell terrible lesbian vore porn on his website.

Alyssa is trying so hard to be the cool girl who impresses all the cool kids, and all she can attract is a smattering of spherical bearded simps and a few putrescent autogynephiles who jerk it to kids' games.
 
Every Wednesday is now Woke Wednesday to Alyssa Mercante.
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If "Woke Wednesday" is just saying dumb shit on the Internet, then everyday is Woke Wednesday for her.

again both alyssa and smashjt are fags that stalk each other.
I wanted to like the guy after posting that list of Kotaku journos, but I watched one of his videos and felt the autism crawling out of my screen.

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First paywalled post has gone into the new "games" collection (archive) adorned with another look at meeeeee pfp.

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This bitch looks like a homunculus of tattoos and STDs
 
again both alyssa and smashjt are fags that stalk each other.
SmashJT makes a pretty penny off of it though and makes our cow lactate where L-Lyssa's networth drops because of it. I think it's wrong in the spirit of cataloging orbiters to put SmashJT in the Matt Vickers tier, atleast in the foreseeable future.
 
Alyssa says that she removed her nipple piercing in the shower this morning because it was "just so infected" and she thinks part of it is because she doesn't often wear a bra and so it's been rubbing against things constantly
I thought that bikini photo was gonna be the worst thing I'd see in Alyssa's thread today, yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure that Italy wouldn't want this bastardized dago.
She should hook up with Keffals. Last I heard he had a galaxy-brained plan to buy a house in Italy for a dollar under some absolutely bizarre repatriation scheme.
SmashJT makes a pretty penny off of it though
He also appears to be happily married with a family while Alyssa is sailing into her 40s boasting about how many abortions she's had.
you can report her patreon lol. the very first post is of her posting a picture of her ass. report post -> it contains sexually explicit content -> pornographic material / selling or promoting sexual services
Don't do this retarded shit. It will be much funnier in the long run to watch absolutely no one subscribe to read her exclusive hot takes. A Patreon that makes Alyssa $10 a month is infinitely funnier than her having no Patreon (plus she'd use it to play victim).
 
She should hook up with Keffals. Last I heard he had a galaxy-brained plan to buy a house in Italy for a dollar under some absolutely bizarre repatriation scheme.
There's a village in Italy that is selling house for a Euro to bring in new residents. The catch is that many of the houses aren't wired for electricity and lack any modern features. The village is pretty far from any major city, hence the abandonment. And you have to keep the house historically accurate. I can't see Mercunt nor Keffals wanting to live in the middle of nowhere Italy without internet, power, or running water.
 
There's a village in Italy that is selling house for a Euro to bring in new residents. The catch is that many of the houses aren't wired for electricity and lack any modern features. The village is pretty far from any major city, hence the abandonment. And you have to keep the house historically accurate. I can't see Mercunt nor Keffals wanting to live in the middle of nowhere Italy without internet, power, or running water.
From what I recall you also have to present a renovation plan upfront with strict timeframes and severe fines if you don't complete the agreed work on time.

Still, it'd make for a hell of a livestream watching those two shiftless parasites attempt to renovate a historical Italian villa.
 
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