DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil went on a rant how it's always Adam that comes in last minute to save the streak. That's gonna be on the clips channels tomorrow. Really wonder how long this guy can keep up the 1000s of month he's been dumping.
The credit card maxing mechanic is bugged DOOOD I can't do anything! Backtaxes, HUUUUUUHNHNH?!? Foreclosure? I don't even know *ack snort ack snort*.
 
There are also probably dedicated "detractors" who sit there reporting every single prestream/beg as "scamming" or "feigning distress" (this means they sit there filing multiple reports, 6 days a week, every week of the year).
Before YouTube hid the 👎 count one thing I used to look at periodically is every single video Phil uploads to his channel would get like 100 or so dislikes on the first day. So there was a group of 100 or so people who would load up Phil’s channel every single day just to down vote any new video he uploaded. I haven't cared to download a browser extension to check, but if that metric has fallen that would be another indication that even his most dedicated haters are just completely bored with him and checking out, and maybe a way to estimate how many dedicated people there might still be flagging every single video he uploads.
 
adam showed up and dropped a hundred to reach the goal. Again.

Whats the adam-saving-the-streak count?
He is very easily, as of now, over 600 meme dollars in the hole this month alone, and I do know that he has saved at least 6 streaks so far, 2 this week alone, and started in the Dragon Ball Z game for obvious reasons.

This can't be economically doable already, something has got to be happening behind the scenes besides the standard of him just being a retard, either he is a trust fund kid with a hole in his head, or he is actively already in debt - All comical, but an answer to the mystery will be fun to find out eventually.
 
Before YouTube hid the 👎 count one thing I used to look at periodically is every single video Phil uploads to his channel would get like 100 or so dislikes on the first day. So there was a group of 100 or so people who would load up Phil’s channel every single day just to down vote any new video he uploaded. I haven't cared to download a browser extension to check, but if that metric has fallen that would be another indication that even his most dedicated haters are just completely bored with him and checking out, and maybe a way to estimate how many dedicated people there might still be flagging every single video he uploads.
We are currently in the 'fed pig' arc, and that is turbo boring.

Only his most loyal of dents enjoy actually hitting the goals. Watching him squirm and sweat is the real content for everyone else so we can all see real time him bleeding views. He has been forced scrape together counting SC, and memberships on top of his tips so he may very well be just one bad month of whaleless support to get back to some good content.
 
He is very easily, as of now, over 600 meme dollars in the hole this month alone, and I do know that he has saved at least 6 streaks so far, 2 this week alone, and started in the Dragon Ball Z game for obvious reasons.

This can't be economically doable already, something has got to be happening behind the scenes besides the standard of him just being a retard, either he is a trust fund kid with a hole in his head, or he is actively already in debt - All comical, but an answer to the mystery will be fun to find out eventually.
Most trust fund kids I've seen will spend their money on mobile games to be the best in the world at something. This whole "going into an unentertaining manchild's livestream, not chatting, and giving large amounts of money" screams more of mentally ill incel than trust fund kid. Reminds me of Tetrabax coming into this thread and chatting with us once. He was giving Jersh (a lot) and Phil (a little) money, meanwhile the siding is falling off the side of his house.
 
I would respect the dents more if they threw their money at Gacha rather than phil.


That said, i wonder what their thinking process is when going to donate to phil. Like this Adam drops cash like that. I wonder if he sees dsp streaming and reminds himself that he has to donate to him. If you guys think about it, Dsp is like a real life Tamagochi where the dents just see him and they pay for things so he can exist.
 
Some pathetic happenings during tonight's (Nov. 13, 2024) Bloodborne: Playstation 5 Pro Boost Mode begging stream.
Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell issues a Hail Mary Guilt-Trip Beg, after a Kick (Kick.com/DSPGamingREAL) viewer points out that only a worrying $60 had been tithed to the Qween's Coffers.




"Listen: I'm playing a game-- Everyone voted for this, said they wanted this! Remember?!"
"I know people are enjoying it! The views on YouTube are good! But, I can't make people contribute."


Of course, Mr. Darksyde shifts the blame for this stream's poor show of support onto the dents. It's his Dents' fault for wanting him to play a game that wasn't going to get the velco wallets to open up. He didn't choose to do a third run of Bloodborne, because he got a craving for it after demoing the Boost Mode version, like he said he did earlier this week. It was The Dents that demanded this new Bloodborne playthrough, dood! Nothing he could do!

The pathetic Australian sugardaddy, AdamDBZ90s'man, answered his Qween's call and deposited $100 Australian dollaridoos into the coffers.
Mr Darksyde, being the ingrate that he is, admonished his other sugardaddies for forcing AdamDBZ90s'man into shouldering the burden of financing the majority of tonight's troll-felting success.




"I wanna say 'Thank You!' *CLAP* *PRAYER HANDS* I do wanna say, though: It shouldn't be the same people coming by every night, supporting and allowing me to hit the streak. It really shouldn't!
"See, that's what I mean! Let's get some community support together! Let's get a bunch of people contributing, rather than just one person. Thank you, guys!"


Of course, after this guilt-trip several adult virgins tripped over themselves to kneel before their Qween and offer their money to the bottomless pit that is the Downfromtherafters WWE Champions account, and got the Qween's Streak to continue with over $200 collected.
The important take away from tonight's display of sad parasocial findom, is that we are clearly heading toward's the end of this Qween's Streak. Even Mr. Darksyde is unable to pignotize himself into not noticing that only 4 people are significantly crowdfunding his current man-child e-beggar lifestyle.
The halo effect from the Kino Casino bump is fading rapidly and Mr. Darksyde is shook.


I would respect the dents more if they threw their money at Gacha rather than phil.

If you think about it, when they give money to Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell, they kinda are throwing their money indirectly at WWE Champions.


The Grift Continues . . .
 

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He is very easily, as of now, over 600 meme dollars in the hole this month alone, and I do know that he has saved at least 6 streaks so far, 2 this week alone, and started in the Dragon Ball Z game for obvious reasons.

This can't be economically doable already, something has got to be happening behind the scenes besides the standard of him just being a retard, either he is a trust fund kid with a hole in his head, or he is actively already in debt - All comical, but an answer to the mystery will be fun to find out eventually.
I'd bet something more boring, and arguably more pathetic. I think he's just a lonely dude who works a middle wage job and has about as much imagination and prospects as Khet does. No real friends, pretty minimal hobbies that likely consist of gaming and watching YouTube. Has no idea what to do with his life, and has so little going on that the best he can think to do is pretend he's playing hero and supporting his "friend" DSP. He's somehow the more boring version of OIC.
 
Phil went on a rant how it's always Adam that comes in last minute to save the streak. That's gonna be on the clips channels tomorrow. Really wonder how long this guy can keep up the 1000s of month he's been dumping.
He must have watched TBS yesterday because they twisted the knife in the wound that is "3-4 whales save the streak every day now". Especially with the hardcore begging clips they sprinkled in. What's even funnier is they also played the "My trolls are irrelevant now" clip. Meanwhilöe they had 1.2k viewers, almost 4 times more then DSP pulls these days. In a way Phil has redeemed himself into irrelevancy with his views tanking hard and his whole lifelihood being upheld by 3-4 poor sods
 
I'd bet something more boring, and arguably more pathetic. I think he's just a lonely dude who works a middle wage job and has about as much imagination and prospects as Khet does. No real friends, pretty minimal hobbies that likely consist of gaming and watching YouTube. Has no idea what to do with his life, and has so little going on that the best he can think to do is pretend he's playing hero and supporting his "friend" DSP. He's somehow the more boring version of OIC.
That's such an incredibly pathetic hypothetical I'm getting secondhand suicidal thoughts - God, let him just be a retard with social.
 
On the Bloodborne views. Yeah he breached 1k but on a channel with 214k subscribers? Pathetic. And the rest is dead on arrival. His first DSPOlitics stream will most likely gather views but we all know the DSPtrain: it only goes down and down and down
Also: get your fucking order straight you dumb retard!

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"Phil is a NPC."
LTG called him a "miserable slumbering NPC." I know Dale is a dent but that is poetry.
I don't understand the Steve hate
I don't hate him but that picture looks pretty midlife crisisey, which is ironic because he accuses Burnell of being in a midlife crisis. Might be better to just submit that one is old, unhip, unsexy, and never going to pull hot young tail again. The upside is that some older active broads still have nice figures.

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God, he's such an asshole
At least he just straight up said "money" instead of coding it in dented marketing language. BTW I watch a live streamer who refers to people asking questions in the chat as "contributions" - "Thank you for the contributions in the chat" literally refers to questions and comments. That would make DSP's head spin.
 
Man I still don’t get it, why do people hate this guy again?
Why are you caring about him at 5am? He's a freak of nature. He has 2000 people watching on "detractor" streams. If us haters and trolls stopped caring, he'd also disappear. OIC might stick around to cradle Phil's balls, but all the rest only stick around to encite us.
 
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