Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

hostage situation

Ape is an adult. I agree she’s extremely low IQ, but she’s not a child. Ape is responsible for Ape.

The problem is Ape wants a man to be responsible for Ape. Specifically, Nick.

 

[unfunny retard]

The best part about the constant stream of outlandish stuff coming out of this circus is when the cokeheads rush to confirm everything

Thanks, retards, from the bottom of my heart

 

[Edward Teach]

I'd guess April has already tried to report Aaron for domestic violence under orders from Nick. I think that's the likely neck attack.

A week ago and I might agree, but now there is no way a prosecutor would not touch this without some kind of physical evidence. This would have to be filed in St Cloud and with what has happened over the last week it would look like more BS and witness tampering. No one believes her not to mention you cant put out X messages saying I was abused....wait no I wasn't.

 

[I Will Be Us]

we all knew apart from the almost hostage situation April is in.

April is a grown-ass woman.

She needs to get off her ass and get a job. A real one. Podcasting doesn't count.

 

[Tablet County]

Will anyone really be that surprised at this point? Now's a great time to short sandwiches as the demand is gonna plummet if that happens.

Not to mention what it'll do to the pizza and borscht economy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sorry if late but this bio is bunny boiler shit.

Is Nick trying to pivot to food after telling April they’ll team up, ditch Kayla and the kids to run to LA and be cooking YouTubers?

 

[dont step on snack]

By the way, was it ever established when Kayla started beeing the sedated Star Trek / Babylon 5 TV zombie?
I guess, she probably got the drug addiction through a miscarriage depression.
But if one takes the npd control freak into account, it could be a much more nefarious scheme.

If we look at how the cuck made sure the crackwhore is dependent on him, I would not rule it out that he intentionally got our wife addicted.
It would also make it much easier to get the medication for his for sure not self diagnosed narcolepsy and heat allergy.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wait, I'm hazy on the details. If april is in the 2nd house for the past few months with no internet at all, how is she tweeting at like 2-5 am the past couple days? Did she get into nick's house? Did she just stand outside of the 1st house to catch wifi and...tweet at nick? Like a dog whining to be let back in?? And he just...tweets back?

 

[thebigdream]

How. How do things keep getting worse? When will it end!?

Not even death, I fear. They're going to dig up Balldo's corpse and put him on trial like that one pope. And then April will eat it.

 

[unfunny retard]

Wait, I'm hazy on the details. If april is in the 2nd house for the past few months with no internet at all, how is she tweeting at like 2-5 am the past couple days? Did she get into nick's house? Did she just stand outside of the 1st house to catch wifi and...tweet at nick? Like a dog whining to be let back in?? And he just...tweets back?

Mobile service I assume, same way this bitch was eating hot chip and watching TV

 

[Major]

So basically Keanu confirms what we all knew apart from the almost hostage situation April is in.

Nick doesn't deserve his kids that being said nick doesn't want his kids, what a fuck up.

This is depressing as fuck but atleast it's not my life.

April's behaviour almost makes sense since she's basically homeless with nowhere to go, she needs to be on nicks good side so he doesn't cut her loose. She's turned in to an actual prostitute. SAD

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would not rule it out that he intentionally got our wife addicted.

Delete this. Nick is neither clever nor motivated enough to embark on anything that resembles actual work.

 

[FinnSven]

Not even death, I fear. They're going to dig up Balldo's corpse and put him on trial like that one pope.

Posthumous execution?

 

[Edward Teach]

April's behaviour almost makes sense since she's basically homeless with nowhere to go, she needs to be on nicks good side so he doesn't cut her loose. She's turned in to an actual prostitute. SAD

Until he pleads or gets convicted....he need her as much as she needs him. Her trial will be last and she has an opportunity to turn on him still. He has to take care of her until he goes to jail or some how gets off/dismissed.

 

[Canard]

How long has April been in the other house? I wonder if she can claim any sort of squaters rights after the house is sold? That alone could lower the potential value...

 

[BathTubShine]

How long has April been in the other house? I wonder if she can claim any sort of squaters rights after the house is sold? That alone could lower the potential value...

According to e-whore Kiki atleast 6 months

Quick google search:
"Do squatters have rights in MN?


Adverse possession, which is sometimes called squatters rights, is the doctrine under which a squatter could acquire a property's title without buying it. To claim squatters rights in Minnesota, a person must live on the property for at least 15 years and pay property taxes for five."
So no, unfortunately the living fleshlight can't squat at Crack Ghouls drinking house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

According to e-whore Kiki atleast 6 months

The arrests weren’t until the end of May. It hasn’t even been six months. Was she there prior, too?

 

[Something Awful]

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Sorry if late but this bio is bunny boiler shit.

Is Nick trying to pivot to food after telling April they’ll team up, ditch Kayla and the kids to run to LA and be cooking YouTubers?

Food, no. But they might livestream a different kind of cooking. I think their brain is educated enough to do it.

 

[Edward Teach]

How long has April been in the other house? I wonder if she can claim any sort of squaters rights after the house is sold? That alone could lower the potential value...

I am wondering how many offers he has turned down for less than asking price. I would think at 300-350k for almost 8 acres and a house then that is a steal. Drop 50k in renovations and it would make that place nice. In my area it is anywhere from 50 to 100k per acre without a house.

The arrests weren’t until the end of May. It hasn’t even been six months. Was she there prior, too?

His bedroom.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick blamed April in a "It's not your fault, but..." way for something that Keanu didn't specify, but the something was "so heinous and so repulsive to me". April was crying her eyes out when she told Keanu this.

I'm not saying that I know, but next time that happens, allegedly, don't blame somebody who lives next door to you because you got into a fight over it because, with your wife

This was a fantastic summary. I watched it live but she spoke so cryptically that I lost patience with making sense of it.

It's clear that Kayla and Nick had a huge fight and that Nick passive-aggressively blamed April for missing/being late to the drug test. April called Kiki in tears

Just an addition. Keanu forcefully told Nick to stop texting her. Also, didn't she heavily allude to Nick doing drugs again?

That brings me to the Dabbleverse dip shittery....

• Aaron streamed after Keanu here. He seems happy he's being vindicated and to be making up with Keanu and Geno. He also alluded to a big revelation that is coming.
• Aaron showed a clip from Geno's show. Stallyn19 clipped it here. Keanu (off-frame) says "Rekieta's the monster!" Then Geno says "There's so much more to tell."
• In the clip, Geno jokes about how he can start borrowing money from Aaron again. So, @Strix454 is right about money but there appears to be more to it.

It's the "heinous" part that's up in the air. Theories floated so far:

1. April is pregnant
2. Nick is isolating April to control her. (And that Nick wanted her license to be revoked? Seems like a stretch.)
3. April is being gaslit/isolated to take the fall for the daughter testing positive.
4. April is being gaslit/isolated to take the fall for Aaron's hacking

I'd add a fifth and sixth (possibly connected):

5. Nick and April are colluding to throw Kayla under the bus for... everything. April is losing patience alone in the 2nd house. She demanded Internet and that Nick make them "official" hence the Twitter sperge, promises of Vegas, etc.
6. Kayla is taking a plea deal on the advice of counsel (and Dan Sletta) but against Nick's wishes. Cue the meltdown from Nick and April.

If april is in the 2nd house for the past few months with no internet at all, how is she tweeting at like 2-5 am the past couple days? Did she get into nick's house? Did she just stand outside of the 1st house to catch wifi and...tweet at nick? Like a dog whining to be let back in?? And he just...tweets back?

Cellular service, but that might partially explain the bizarre tweets. Nick goes over there and they pass their phones back and forth like teenagers getting away from mean mama Kayla.