Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnOminous]

You can't be taxed for gamba winnings that you immediately lost. You never really made that income. The grandma in Reno who won $500 at nickel slots and lost it all over the rest of the weekend ain't paying taxes on that $500, no one is coming after her over it. Same thing for Bossman going up to 30 banderooskis and losing it all over the next ten minutes

It depends on the kind and size of the transaction or bet and your record-keeping. If you win a threshold amount in a single bet, like $1,200 specifically from a single bet on a slot machine, the casino is obliged to issue a W-2G and the government gets that, so you have to keep records of losses so that if you do in fact lose that immediately, you can offset that.

Sketchy online crypto casinos generally don't do this, though, and opinions differ on how to treat them. At least one accountant/professional poker player has expressed the opinion that a taxable event on an online gambling site like a poker site is a per-session win, i.e. if you open up four tables and play for an hour and are up $500 at the end, that's the taxable event. I'm not sure whether the issue has been resolved.

(Or of course you could do what a sketchy dude I once knew did and after a win visit a horse racetrack and collect people's discarded losing bet slips. I mean, it would be illegal. . .but you could.)

The courts will require him to make an apology video, it must be SINCERE and GENUINE. Once the REAL and RAWness of the video has been verified by a state appointed hostess he'll be allowed to go free and return to streaming and smoking rock.

The judge will jump up and yell "Case DISMISSED because defendant dindu NUFFIN!" Then sentence Evil Eddie to death.

 

[HexFag]

Fellas, is there REALLY anything wrong with smokin a little crack? I think there's some anti-wigger discrimination going on...

 

[draggs]

Fellas, is there REALLY anything wrong with smokin a little crack? I think there's some anti-wigger discrimination going on...

If it's crispy enough it'd be wrong NOT to smoke that little crackarooski unless you're a fuckin weirdo rat

Obviously

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

It's gonna be one hot challenge for Rusty "The Phister" McGuire

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Rusty McGuire was commander of the 91st Cyber Brigade... Bros, he could already be working to free our boy.

 

[Elysian]

Rusty McGuire was commander of the 91st Cyber Brigade... Bros, he could already be working to free our boy.

His A10 eyes are piercing through Lady Justice’s blindfold as we speak.

 

[Billy Bong]

On the one hand, I miss him so fucking much

On the other hand, the longer he stays locked up the better his chances.

If they let him out, he'll fuck it up, guaranteed. We all know it. Including him.
Let's re-evaluate come Valentine's Day. If he gets out beforehand, he will fuck himself into serious hard time.

 

[megara]

On the other hand, the longer he stays locked up the better his chances.

The American correctional system's lauded rehabilitative services will strike once again

 

[lol cow supreme]

His A10 eyes are piercing through Lady Justice’s blindfold as we speak.

Austin's prosecutor in District court is a 4 foot 10inch tall 90 pound blonde who can barely see over the podium.

Yeah. Austin's gonna be put away by a little girl. I bet that makes him feel a certain type of way.

And the judge in the Domestic court? Woman. Being judged by a MILF he cant seduce.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Austin's prosecutor in District court is a 4 foot 10inch tall 90 pound blonde who can barely see over the podium.

Yeah. Austin's gonna be put away by a little girl. I bet that makes him feel a certain type of way.

And the judge in the Domestic court? Woman. Being judged by a MILF he cant seduce.

You're gonna look sooooo silly when he fucks both of them and walks.

 

[Looney Troons]

Yeah. Austin's gonna be put away by a little girl. I bet that makes him feel a certain type of way.

I don’t think she’s going to be very impressed by his CS2 skins (you know, the ones he “sold” before he got locked up)

Haha. It makes me smile that Austin’s last act as a free man was scamming retards with the tried and true “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Gosh, that pussy is pleasant.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

You pussies better get ready for the greatest comeback stream of all time. Evil evil Eddie failed to rig the election in favor of The Kackler #2big2rig, ensuring Our Democracy will be Okay. And so will Bossman, he will be okay. He is okay and he has been okay, never been better. And because everything is okay we will also be okay. Bossman, the judge, the United States of America and all of us WILL BE OKAY

 

[Shokaract#2]

Hopefully Bossmans court day today goes better than I think my job interview went. I don't think I'm OK. But I want Bossman to be OK at least.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hopefully Bossmans court day today goes better than I think my job interview went. I don't think I'm OK. But I want Bossman to be OK at least.

Sorry, might as well tell you now, you're not really a culture fit for us down here at the Heterosexual Sex Factory. There may be a position open for you at one of our other facilities though.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Status report while we wait for further updates:

Not many cases for the judge today
Prison transport arrived at 8:40
Not that many people there
Prosecutor arrived
Bossman's lawyer has arrived
Ratdad is either late or not coming
lol cow supreme is taking detailed notes inside the courtroom wearing his shuffle hoodie

 

[dumbledore]

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

continued to the 21st

 

[lol cow supreme]

Rat Dad and Boss Mom came in support

 

[Summer Never Ends]

Just blue balling us. Give up the JUICE.