Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Pampered Degenerate]

Don't do this retarded shit. It will be much funnier in the long run to watch absolutely no one subscribe to read her exclusive hot takes. A Patreon that makes Alyssa $10 a month is infinitely funnier than her having no Patreon (plus she'd use it to play victim).

I agree that one shouldn't pozload my neghole, but I disagree otherwise. Her having her patreon shut down would lead to some pretty funny sperging imo, whereas if no-one subscribes to it then she just won't mention it again.

ETA: FFS Jewsh has brought back retarded filters.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

I agree that one shouldn't pozload my neghole, but I disagree otherwise. Her having her patreon shut down would lead to some pretty funny sperging imo, whereas if no-one subscribes to it then she just won't mention it again.

She hasn't broken any Patreon TOS rules to begin with, as far as I can tell, and at this point she would benefit a lot more from another excuse to cry about harassment and becoming the center of attention for five more minutes than from an open Patreon giving her pocket change and narcissistic injury. Alyssa is way more unhinged and funny when nobody is giving her negative attention.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Let Alyssa sink into irrelevancy, where she belongs.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Let Alyssa sink into irrelevancy, where she belongs.

That is the best thing to do. Just let her become irrelevant, while we mock her on the Farms.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Her having her patreon shut down would lead to some pretty funny sperging imo, whereas if no-one subscribes to it then she just won't mention it again.

I doubt it, she'd just use it as fuel to hype up her simps that she really is being victimised, and it's not like she needs any help finding things to sperg out about as it is.

She won't melt down over no one signing up to her Patreon, but it will be satisfying to see proof (yet again) that people like Alyssa have no real support when it comes to putting up cash, unless it comes with a lapdance.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa Mercante is stalking and harassing 8BitEric, claiming that HE'S THE ONE defaming her for "stalking and harassing" her. God she's dumb.


"Unlike you ugliest youtuber men making hundreds of videos harassing me, I actually had sex! With a hot guy!" Which one?

 

[fatcock burgerking]

"You're fat and ugly! I have sex!" Leave it to a Jew York City wop to never mature past high school. You'd figure she'd have something witty to say while the world's dimmest spotlight is on her.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Aren't most of the guys calling her out for being a stupid whore married? So like, safe to assume they're getting laid probably more often and not for money like her.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Alyssa Mercante is stalking and harassing 8BitEric, claiming that HE'S THE ONE defaming her for "stalking and harassing" her. God she's dumb.
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"Unlike you ugliest youtuber men making hundreds of videos harassing me, I actually had sex! With a hot guy!" Which one?
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Here we go again!

I'm working on archiving these, it's slow going.

Also:


I fucking love it that Irate Gamer Ghost Behaviorist is inserting himself, he's such a weird goober he cracks me the hell up and I love it.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Here we go again!

I'm working on archiving these, it's slow going.

Also:
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I fucking love it that Irate Gamer Ghost Behaviorist is inserting himself, he's such a weird goober he cracks me the hell up and I love it.

And she continues to harass 8BitEric.


Of course you get her allies to white knight her like WashYourCrack, SSJ_Scruggs, and especially soyboy beta cucks like Gage Cline.

 

[Charnel Ground]

(a)



If her bsky is to be believed she's been out and about this whole time and instead of enjoying the day as a "funemployed" (her words) she's been hunching over her phone engaging in this retarded slapfight.

 

[Drama Trauma]

If her bsky is to be believed she's been out and about this whole time and instead of enjoying the day as a "funemployed" (her words) she's been hunching over her phone engaging in this retarded slapfight.

"Funemployed" sounds like a cope to me. It gives "I was fired and nobody wants to hire me, so I have to pretend sending in articles to another dying medium like Rollin Stone is my new employer".

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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(a)



If her bsky is to be believed she's been out and about this whole time and instead of enjoying the day as a "funemployed" (her words) she's been hunching over her phone engaging in this retarded slapfight.

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She just keeps going and going and going.


EDIT: And going and going and... for the love of god, Alyssa, shut the fuck up! First you harass 8BitEric and others, and now you and your simps like WashYourCrack and Andy Cortez are defaming Smash JT as a cuck when that is proven to be fake news. And whenever your cuck WashYourCrack was proven wrong, he just keeps spinning the facts away while defending your smelly ass.


EDIT: Oh, so now you say that harassing Smash JT's wife that made him famous is "false" now? Bull, fucking, shit!

 

[Charnel Ground]

She just keeps going and going and going.
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And she's STILL going!


[a]

She announced a new paywalled Patreon post too.


[ARCHIVE]

Where on this page am I selling Pictures?

I could have sworn that she said something the other day like "future ass pics will be behind a paywall"

Edit: Found it. SHE SELLIN' ASS PICS.
[ARCHIVE]

Putting future ass pics behind a paywall

[a]

Archive is a fuck right now, sorry guys. Pray for all my attempts. OK starting to make progress now!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

And she's STILL going!

So harassing Smash JT's wife is now false to you, Alyssa? Bull, fucking, shit.


And the whole "Smash JT is a cuck" thing turns out to be fake and defaming him by one of Alyssa's cuckolds, Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny.

 

[Charnel Ground]

SHE SELLIN' ASS PICS.

[a, a WIP]

JUST! KEEP! POSTING!

GET A BOTTLE OF WINE ABOUT IT, GIRLFRIEND!

IT'S 3PM ALREADY! THAT'S LATE ENOUGH TO START DRINKING, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!


[a 1, 2 WIP]


[a WIP]

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

[a WIP]

She still blames Smash JT for "lying, defaming, and harassing her". The only person that's lying, defaming, and harassing, is Alyssa herself.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Damn, she must REALLY be trying to drum up interest for her Patreon. Kind of funny how she can't stay off Twitter though. Meanwhile her new Bluesky is a ghost town in comparison.

When I googled her Patreon, a thread about it on NeoGAF popped up in the results. Alyssa-related feelings seem pretty universal:

 

[Charnel Ground]

[1, 2, 3, WIP]

someone who was executing me in VR

Excuse me but I must have missed this LOL. Who was executing Alyssa in VR?



Alyssa you are THIRTY FOUR and DELUSIONAL. It's time to stop talking like this, it's not cute. It's reckless. Nobody is actually coming after her physically but if some retard did try to start shit with her IRL her insistence on escalation like this would be a recipe for a TBI on an NYC sidewalk.

 

[Looney Troons]

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This guy looks like an unfortunate mix between that one guy on Digital Foundry and LGR