Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

HERE I AAAAM
YOUR RACKETS QUEEEEN, OH YEAH
MIGHT BE A LITTLE DUMB BUT I ALSO GOT STD’SSSSSSS

 

[Desktop User2]

How much longer does Nick have to keep his women happy and on Team Balldo? Couple more weeks until the next hearing?

He is going through with his case and April could be called as a witness so probably months, I think they even initially used a confession or something told to the cops she later retracted, no?

 

[Vibralldo]

At least the turkey won't have a balldo.

Based on the fact Aaron says the only way he'd have tasted Nick's cum is if it was in his food, I wouldn't be surprised if Nick inseminated the Thanksgiving turkey because it's "funny and weird"

Don't worry, his kids can't have any. Not because it has Nick's semen in it, but because his kids are looking a little fat and need to lose some weight

 

[Procrastinhater]

At least the turkey won't have a balldo.

If I've learned anything in 7000 pages of this sick fucks depravity I've learned never to underestimate this assholes lust for perversion.
It wouldn't surprise me if he not only had a Turkey with a Balldo, but invited Kero the fucking Wolf over for Thanksgiving to cut the roast and then join him afterward in the shed to party with some roadkill.

 

[Oxyjen]

Kino.

 

[AnOminous]

As amusing as it would be, Balldo is no McElroy. Nick is a weaselly coward who will run his mouth online but cringe and backdown from any physical confrontation, unless its with a woman half his size. McElroy was a bully and a real thug, a violent man who terrorized his community for years.

Nick reminds me a lot more of the slimy little weasel Lester Diamond from Casino, the guy played by James Woods who was the abusive pimp who previously pimped out the current wife of Ace when she was underage. He was disgusting and pretty much exuded slime, even having Nick's greasy skelly appearance. Ace had the shit beat out of him because he wasn't even worth killing.

 

[Captain Manning]

How do any of these people navigate all this bullshit during Thanksgiving? I can't even imagine. Do you just cancel everything family and pretend it's not Thanksgiving?

I think, after this year, none of them have much to be thankful for.

Is this civil Maryland suit case against Ethan Ralph the one referenced by others?

Bro, this isn't the Ralph thread.

 

[All becomes gunt]

If I've learned anything in 7000 pages of this sick fucks depravity I've learned never to underestimate this assholes lust for perversion.
It wouldn't surprise me if he not only had a Turkey with a Balldo, but invited Kero the fucking Wolf over for Thanksgiving to cut the roast and then join him afterward in the shed to party with some roadkill.

Speaking about perversion WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE COKE IN HIS KID'S SYSTEM?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

BUT NO EVERYTHING NOWADAYS MUST BE ABOUT ASSFUCKING AND SEXTOYS AND FUCKING WEIRD FUCKING BALLDO BULLSHIT, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCK.

Because Nick melted his brain with Cheap Whiskey and can't get his dick hard without weird fucking bullshit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He is going through with his case and April could be called as a witness so probably months,

Yeah well that's not happening. I'll be surprised if it lasts till New Year's before the mushroom cloud of hilarity rises.

 

[Goatchoker]

It’s gonna be really fucking weird thanksgiving if they do anything with the family.

Jfc imagine the conversations.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I mean she couldn't be tweeting this out of her own volition... More importantly i think she is chained up in the basement with Nick replying from her account. There was this case back in the day of a guy named Todd Kohlhepp (idk if i spelled it correctly ) that left Amazon Reviews to the tools he used to kindap torture rape and kill women in a container he had. He used to post on the social media of his victims and I SWEAR TO GOD THESE POSTS LOOKS IDENTICAL WITH THOSE FB POSTS. THAT'S NOT APRIL, THERE IS NO WAY APRIL IS IN THESE POSTS. IT PUTS THE BALLDO ON HIS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Do you're saying that LotY 2025 is in the bag too? I think I agree

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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Kino.

if I hope keanu decideds to drop the show call deets

 

[BathTubShine]

I think, after this year, none of them have much to be thankful for.

KIDS BE THANKFUL THAT YOUR FATHER IS SO AWESOME LAWYER AND SAVED YOU FROM THE EVIL LYING GUBERMINT!!
NOW GO AWAY WITH YOUR iPADS! I HAVE TO TWEET AT THESE RANDOMS ON XITTER FOR NEXT 8 HOURS!

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah while that's not happening. I'll be surprised if it lasts till New Year's before the mushroom cloud of hilarity rises.

I give it till Monday.

 

[Bothriolepis]

Jfc imagine the conversations.

It's bold to assume that there would be any conversations.

I think they're well past the point where everyone just sits at the table and gets wasted in silence, desperately pretending that they're still a normal family while hoping in vain that someone can overcome their nausea to eat the turkey before Nick spirits it away for a new kind of stuffing.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It’s gonna be really fucking weird thanksgiving if they do anything with the family.

Jfc imagine the conversations.

If you think Thanksgiving is going to be weird, imagine Christmas with the catholics from Kayla's side of the family. That is if they even are invited or show up. Because the sister reported them and the father seems to hate Nick.

Even more so for April. Alone and with the Balldoman excusing himself from his family celebrations to visit his friendless homewrecker, that's squatting in his second home, to asure her that he still wants her. That type of isolation on celebrations can be even more brutal for some people that have never experienced it before.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Before this drama is over, I need one thing. And that one thing is a mock trial with PPP doing a Southern lawyer impression as Rekieta’s attorney, Null as the Judge, @Potentially Criminal as the prosecutor, and Warski as the bailiff/ court Zoom admin.

Like a five minute skit that’s just Sean and Null not reacting to PPP and Warski overacting is all I want.

 

[Fapcop]

It's a lot easier to try to blame the evil we see in others on some supernatural force

Sure buddy! “He he… No such thing as demonic possession! There are no consequences to opening your soul to evil spirits through degeneracy and the occult!”

You think I was born yesterday Beelzebub?

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Kino.

I can just picture Nick try some of shit-tier “manipulation” techniques.

“April is really upset!”
“I don’t care what you say… I think it’s FUNNY! But April really isn’t handling this well! She’s crying!”
“SHE HAS WIFI! I’m even paying for it! Would I let an ABUSED woman stay in my house for free if I was the bad guy?!”

And insert some subtle threats about what may be on Aaron’s computer that’ll put Keanu in a very bad light just to rack up some more felony charges.


He probably did it with a raging hard on as well. Nick has a really twisted sex/hatred/humiliation deal with women.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

BUT NO EVERYTHING NOWADAYS MUST BE ABOUT ASSFUCKING AND SEXTOYS AND FUCKING WEIRD FUCKING BALLDO BULLSHIT, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCK.

A lot of my coke primary user clients report that they have issues getting and staying hard enough to perform, and self report thst they resort to weird peripherals or whatever to get the job done. Cannot confirm personally, but doesn't strike as something that many people would lie about.