The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Righto, lads, what are we predicting for the next four years? I wouldn't be surprised if more trannyfa types start dysfunctional communes/militias in the countryside while leeching gibs off guilty white supporters.

Nah, public support and sentiment continues to wane for these freaks, the guilty white supporters just go after what's popular to support so they look like good people, there's very few with actual ethics or morals driving their support decisions. The next four years are just going to be more of the Tranch members slowly sinking deeper in the failures their lives have become, as they try to live in a world thats decided that being a troon is in fact disgusting, and not brave and respectable. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll see one of the members pivot and try to play the victim as a groomed troon and we get some lols from that, but odds are they'll just keep drifting.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

the guilty white supporters just go after what's popular to support so they look like good people, there's very few with actual ethics or morals driving their support decisions

It is about time for Victim Prime to be changed over. I think we're going to see a "Help the impoverished" focus while also a much of rhetoric that we shouldn't be focusing on the impoverished of a certain race/gender/sexuality/mental wellbeing/nationality. So you know, a way to shield themselves from criticism when they focus all of their sympathy on poor white cishet people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Righto, lads, what are we predicting for the next four years? I wouldn't be surprised if more trannyfa types start dysfunctional communes/militias in the countryside while leeching gibs off guilty white supporters.

It's surprising there aren't more trans communes--I think they call them "intentional communities" now. The problem with the Tranch was that they aimed too high and tried to do too many things: alpaca rescue! Self-sustaining alpaca ranch! Troon rescue and rehab! Greasy all-male harem anime! Aluminum recycling! Troon militia! And they tried to do all of these things far away from an urban center, while being crazy and bad at planning.

But it seems like enough troons are modestly employed, with a few IT or trust fund whales, that four or six of them could go in on a house that the one with credit history is on the hook for. Maybe the problem is that a commune full of hippies can have group meetings and eventually get the dishes washed; the modern oppressed have their identities to tap like they're playing cards in a CCG and shift responsibility to others.

After all, if people could still accomplish things in a group while poisoned by idpol, corporations wouldn't push idpol so hard.

 

[AnOminous]

It's surprising there aren't more trans communes--I think they call them "intentional communities" now. The problem with the Tranch was that they aimed too high and tried to do too many things: alpaca rescue! Self-sustaining alpaca ranch! Troon rescue and rehab!

It's disgusting. So-called "documentarians" visited this Potemkin ranch where they were killing alpacas by the dozens with neglect and burying them in mass graves, and everything about the place was a fucking lunar surface while every adjoining property had sparse but healthy desert culture, because the starving alpacas ate everything to the ground.

It was so vile it's literally visible on pictures from space, but these fake news people presented this like it was anything other than an alpacalypse.

Disgusting. They totally whitewashed animal neglect and cruelty, because the people doing it were troon scum.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

But it seems like enough troons are modestly employed, with a few IT or trust fund whales, that four or six of them could go in on a house that the one with credit history is on the hook for.

The problem is that troonery is also innately antisocial - these people are so isolated from reality and their fellow human as to end up sexualizing the mere existence of women as a fetish to be chased. Combine that with programmers natural antisocial lean, and the well off troons patrol the interwebs to avoid reality. That's not inherently conductive to feeling the need to gather and form a community, as they've already done so digitally. The troons usually screaming for communes and communities are the ones who have no working skills, burned all their social bridges, and generally don't understand how the real economy works, so think that just by getting a bunch of fuckups together, they'll somehow be more successful.

 

[anliteralidiot]

i miss pepe

 

[Ghostse]

The problem with the Tranch was that they were trannies

Fix'd.
Also you forgot everything was still ticking along until some BPD showed up and destroyed the boys' club.

 

[FinnSven]

Fix'd.
Also you forgot everything was still ticking along until some BPD showed up and destroyed the boys' club.

It was all like a Tennessee Williams play.

Perhaps Kevvie is the dimensional merge of Blanche Dubois, and Penny is Mitch.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Perhaps Kevvie is the dimensional merge of Blanche Dubois, and Penny is Mitch.

*sipping fruit punch while two emaciated pooners drag an alpaca carcass into the mass grave*
I have always depended on the kindness of twitter

 

[curecanti88]

Nah, public support and sentiment continues to wane for these freaks, the guilty white supporters just go after what's popular to support so they look like good people, there's very few with actual ethics or morals driving their support decisions. The next four years are just going to be more of the Tranch members slowly sinking deeper in the failures their lives have become, as they try to live in a world thats decided that being a troon is in fact disgusting, and not brave and respectable. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll see one of the members pivot and try to play the victim as a groomed troon and we get some lols from that, but odds are they'll just keep drifting.

I choose to hope that the wokebux will continue trickling just enough to give us more comedy.

 

[AssignedEva]

*sipping fruit punch while two emaciated pooners drag an alpaca carcass into the mass grave*
I have always depended on the kindness of twitter

I do misrepresent things. I don't tell truths. I tell what ought to be truth. I'm a real woman and the nerves are waking up any day now.

 

[Flour]

The problem with communes and troons is that troons are too dysfunctional/mentally ill to make them function.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

The problem with communes and troons is that troons are too dysfunctional/mentally ill to make them function.

It's not that communes have ever worked anyway.

They did never work in France, they didn't work in Spain, they didn't work in Russia, they didn't work in the US in the 60s nor did they work in 2020.

Communes are inherently dysfunctional, and attract dysfunctional people.

Because if you have your shit together, you don't want to live in a commune.

 

[Ghostse]

It's not that communes have ever worked anyway.

They did never work in France, they didn't work in Spain, they didn't work in Russia, they didn't work in the US in the 60s nor did they work in 2020.

Communes are inherently dysfunctional, and attract dysfunctional people.

Because if you have your shit together, you don't want to live in a commune.

There are a couple of communes that have worked, but the main one in Delaware or Maryland I forge the name, enforce "no work no eat" and will toss you out if you are a worthless faggot pararsite.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

There are a couple of communes that have worked, but the main one in Delaware or Maryland I forge the name, enforce "no work no eat" and will toss you out if you are a worthless faggot pararsite.

I take it you're talking about christian "communes"

Where the key word is christian

 

[Ghostse]

I take it you're talking about christian "communes"

Where the key word is christian

Some of those yes, but the one I'm thinking of is pretty unchristian with it being a free-love orgyfest.

 

[Ghostse]

I take it you're talking about christian "communes"

Where the key word is christian

I had the wrong state: Its in Viriginia and its called Twin Oaks.

 

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Been a bit since my last update, but my skitzo popped back up and he's way more interesting then Jen. Still, times almost up for his recovery period after the revision surgery, so I checked in. Unfortunately expectations have lowered, instead of penetration, he's now going to be ready for the bidet.

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It seems there's trouble in paradise, as like you would expect the effort is beginning to outweigh the gratification.
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Jen posts his very feminine hand to make a joke about the new Furaffinity rules, which I think has to do with minor characters
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Gets into a spat with someone over superheroes. His comments abut vigilantes is funny considering he's the wife of Seal Troon 6.
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Fetish stuff, or the consequence of getting his genitals mangled.
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People may remember Jens hatred of Christians.
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And a little fedpost to close out.
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"Ha ha don't they know Catholic priests were pedophiles? Anyway here's my complaints this furry porn website doesn't allow porn of minors."

 

[Human Waiter]

STOVE PICTURES​

Jen decided to show off the pizza he made, so it's time for the threads favorite game of judging the Tranch stove. As you can see the new stove still has all the knobs (unlike the tranch members themselves).


This one was had zero context, none of the surrounding retweets had anything to do with it.


Lol'd at the crowing, as it's something Jen couldn't do even if he wanted.

 

[AnOminous]

Jen decided to show off the pizza he made, so it's time for the threads favorite game of judging the Tranch stove. As you can see the new stove still has all the knobs (unlike the tranch members themselves).

It's pretty beneath mid, maybe a shade above high school cafeteria pizza.