Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Jay posted a video of herself from 6 years ago. It must be insane how heavy she is now.
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Corissa casually bragging about how easy it is to make money (by scamming people).
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Jay posted a video of herself from 6 years ago. It must be insane how heavy she is now.
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Corissa casually bragging about how easy it is to make money (by scamming people).
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I like how these answers assume that covid is the only illness worth staying home for. Constant testing has annihilated common sense. You shouldn't need a test to tell you if you're too sick to go to work.
 
$184 worth of absolute garbage.
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Something I find amusing about this is that Julianna isn't experiencing any kind of notable balding that I've observed (though if other Kiwis have noticed anything, I willingly admit that your eyes are better than mine); she seems to have naturally lush hair that resists both HRT's balding grip while dodging the effects of PCOS as well. Really, even compared to Corissa, Julianna has the kind of hair women would kill to have (if wet-eyed posts on Reddit from pooners are indicative of anything) so what's with the hat fixation?

Personally, I can't recall a single time in my life where I'd spend $20+ for a novelty hat, much less multiple ones, but I suppose it's the one body part on either of them that will remain relatively static in size and shape no matter how surprising the Doordash bill becomes.
 
So they're getting to the point where they're too fat to splurge on clothing, so they're compulsively buying ugly overpriced hats!

They can't let one penny of the GFM go to waste, can they?

(Psst, Coco: You probably would be better served putting that 180$ towards installing actual flooring in your bathroom before you rot out the subfloor with moisture and end up falling into the basement.)
 
what's with the hat fixation?
They struggle to raise those hamhocks up long enough to wash their hair. Hats are easier.

I love how just a couple days ago Corissa was saying she hardly buys stuff anymore so she doesn't have things for "hauls". Her "not buying stuff" looks a lot like "splurging money on luxury tat."
 
It's a good thing for Juliana that today's Covid is much weaker than the original strain.

I knew a deathfat decades ago, AFAIK she never lost the weight, she was much larger than Corissa when I was a child. Still the fattest person I've ever seen irl. Her husband was super fat, but not as fat as her. Her brother wasn't a deathfat, but still fat. All three of them are dead from the first wave of Covid now. One right after the other. I'll grant you these three were in their early thirties when I was a child 4 decades ago, so they had both risk factors working against them, but my other elderly friends who were slimmer handled Omicron just fine.

IIRC this is Julianas second round, right? Or am I thinking of the Slatons? In any case she's a shit ton fatter than she was five years ago.

She'll probably be fine, and won't care that this infection is legitimately a dangerous period in her life. You can be seriously ill, to the point of needing to be admitted and not realize it because you feel mostly okay.
 
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So you were only getting top surgery to appease other people?

Believe me, no one’s saying you can’t pass as a man without reducing your tit size. If anything they are saying DON’T remove your tits, esp with taxpayers or scam gofundme money.
So her life saving! gender affirming! surgery was basically just for shits and giggles? Or just a way to not pay for a vacation (not realizing that recovery from any sort of surgery is fucking brutal but go on).
 
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They struggle to raise those hamhocks up long enough to wash their hair. Hats are easier.
Imagining the smell of all of that built up oil and grease from unwashed hair on a hat that also endures the outside elements is... well, it's certainly a painted picture. One I'd keep in the attic to absorb all of my sins, preferably.
"I love being cute and cozy with Corissa more than anything!" The lesbian bed death between them is both unsurprising yet also a bit tragic - at least the straight girls actually get non-medically necessary touch from the feeder freaks they shack up with. I think even if she presumed Julianna dead and had to check a jugular to be sure about it, Corissa would recoil at the concept of contact with her.
 
Obvious joke is obvious: those are some big remnants. If they only use leftover fabrics, how do they maintain a consistent set of color options, especially in 6x sizes which takes acres of fabric? I mean these are obviously not the same level of remnants you get at a fabric store, but I just wonder how it both sources ethical fabric and not much (for commercial purposes) at a time.

These robes are $200. They come in two colors, green and blue. They're made of cotton modal.

Juliana's size 6 is a 34/36. Did we know her size already?

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Obvious joke is obvious: those are some big remnants. If they only use leftover fabrics, how do they maintain a consistent set of color options, especially in 6x sizes which takes acres of fabric? I mean these are obviously not the same level of remnants you get at a fabric store, but I just wonder how it both sources ethical fabric and not much (for commercial purposes) at a time.

These robes are $200. They come in two colors, green and blue. They're made of cotton modal.

Juliana's size 6 is a 34/36. Did we know her size already?

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I think this is the same robe company that fellow deathfat Jude Valentin hawks constantly. Imagine spending $200 on a robe that isn't an actual high quality, thick, 100% cotton terry cloth? I don't think I'd even spend that much for one of those, honestly.

And I'm guessing when they say "fabric remnants" what they mean is bolt-ends. The company probably bought up a bunch of end of bolt stock from some other company. There's a fair amount of this in the supposedly-sustainable slow fashion industry, but it also means they're frequently running out of styles/sizes as suspected.
 
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