Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

He didn't practice with a license, why would he start practicing without one?

How else will April not have proper repsentation at traffic court?

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's so sad that Rekieta locked the Locals chat to supporters only, now I can't enjoy these schizo messages anymore.

What? You used to be able to just log in and watch the chat. I guess they added that feature a bit late for Nick's liking...

No, that's him.

He still does, AFAIK.

He does. He makes up 80% of the messages, but unless he gets on a tear, there are typically 20-30 messages per day. I usually scroll back through them at the end of the day and pull out the interesting ones. It is really quite dead outside Nick's streams that draw 60-80 people.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Rage Twig got blackout drunk and started screaming about how he was going to ruin the people who submitted ethics complaints against him.

Did he? I don't recall that, or anybody saying he did that. I thought it was the "against the wall" shit.

Is there an archive of this, or is it lost media?

That's a dumb thing to do, if he did it, because none of those ethics complaints were ever gonna go anywhere, and he knows that.

EDIT: I must say, from this clip, where he gets yeeted off Youtube in real time (this is from the Rumble side obvs), he does not look blackout drunk. He doesn't even look greyout drunk. Are you sure you're not misremembering?

 

[BigPeanut]

I hope beyond hope that someone somewhere recorded one of these mystical shower calls.

It’s one of my most treasured lolcow lost media items, only second to chef redpills book.

 

[BathTubShine]

The answer to this is "yes but."

If someone is on drug monitoring due to being on bond for a drug charge, generally, at least in my area, part of the conditions of bond are to "remain sober," which would include prescription medications. What that means for people on, say, Adderall or Concerta, is that they can take those medications as prescribed, but can have their bond revoked if they abuse them. Some jurisdictions don't test for the level of metabolites, but some do, and if you're in a jurisdiction that does, they will revoke your bond if you piss hot for a level of metabolites that indicate a higher usage than what is prescribed.

Again, this is what I know about stuff in my area specifically, so YMMV significantly.

Thank you so much for the insight.
Minnesota and his county must be fairly liberal on those things if the story is true that you can show up hours late to a pee test and not be jailed immediately.
I've also never heard of a "rehab" program where you can literally speedrun it by taking more meetings per week than normal, and go through it and still be; "damn those disgusting addicts are horrible, luckily I was never an addict" and get "clean papers" for completition.
Neither of those things would never fly in my Europoor country, but more you know...
(Also I do know that Nick is a lying liar who lies and sucks cock for dick)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Spoken like a dude who eats a lot of rotini and sucks a lot of pig dicks

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

What? You used to be able to just log in and watch the chat. I guess they added that feature a bit late for Nick's liking...

Unless I'm doing something wrong, this is the message I'm getting now.


(Modified the page; this is not my real email.)

So I can only laugh at Still-Life's schizo posts through your reports now, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

 

[thebigdream]

Unless I'm doing something wrong, this is the message I'm getting now.

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(Modified the page; this is not my real email.)

So I can only laugh at Still-Life's schizo posts through your reports now, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Come to the Farms, Still-Life, your comedy's wasted on these losers. We'll give you your own schizo thread and everything.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Unless I'm doing something wrong, this is the message I'm getting now.

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So I can only laugh at Still-Life's schizo posts through your reports now, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

It must be because the chat is attached to a locked post. Nick trying to lock down his dead LOCALS is rather amusing to me.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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[Nate Dingus]

I hope beyond hope that someone somewhere recorded one of these mystical shower calls.

According to Melton, they have all of Imholte's voicemails that were saved by Google. There has to be a shower call in there somewhere.

 

[Swole McPole]

What income does April have? Seems to me she's a 100% dependent.

At what point does she reassess her relationship with Aaron and realize she screwed up the best deal she ever had?

She thought she'd captured a millionaire lawyer internet celebrity who kept ounces of coke on tap. In truth, she was being manipulated by a drug addicted skinter who just wanted her as his sidepiece and would look to ditch her as soon as shit went sideways -- which it did almost immediately, because that's how it goes for drug crazed degenerates.

The Aaron ship has obviously long sailed but the idea of her doing a podcast is obviously her looking to cash in on a set of skills she thinks she's learned from him. Sadly for April, wiggling her bony ass isn't going to be enough to cut the mustard. Better that she contacts Null and sells the bodycam videos. That could be a deposit on her next apartment. But she'll need to get a proper job as well. Unless there's another simp out there who isn't too picky.

 

[Journoscum]

At what point does she reassess her relationship with Aaron and realize she screwed up the best deal she ever had?

She thought she'd captured a millionaire lawyer internet celebrity who kept ounces of coke on tap. In truth, she was being manipulated by a drug addicted skinter who just wanted her as his sidepiece and would look to ditch her as soon as shit went sideways -- which it did almost immediately, because that's how it goes for drug crazed degenerates.

The Aaron ship has obviously long sailed but the idea of her doing a podcast is obviously her looking to cash in on a set of skills she thinks she's learned from him. Sadly for April, wiggling her bony ass isn't going to be enough to cut the mustard. Better that she contacts Null and sells the bodycam videos. That could be a deposit on her next apartment. But she'll need to get a proper job as well. Unless there's another simp out there who isn't too picky.

Her IQ has to be like 75. She doesn't even realize she's basically a sex slave.

 

[Edward Teach]

Kino/Warski is saying that he has someone who knows Nick's drug tests ended about 10-11 days ago.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

EDIT: I must say, from this clip, where he gets yeeted off Youtube in real time (this is from the Rumble side obvs), he does not look blackout drunk. He doesn't even look greyout drunk. Are you sure you're not misremembering?

Yes, that's when he was reaping, not when he was sowing. I'm pretty sure that's from the next stream.

That said, it's still my favorite Rekieta clip.

Is there an archive of this, or is it lost media?

I presume the actual stream was never actually taken off of his Rumble or other channels, it should still be there even if there's no clips.

It must be because the chat is attached to a locked post. Nick trying to lock down his dead LOCALS is rather amusing to me.

He has to boost his subscriptions somehow.

Minnesota and his county must be fairly liberal on those things if the story is true that you can show up hours late to a pee test and not be jailed immediately.
I've also never heard of a "rehab" program where you can literally speedrun it by taking more meetings per week than normal, and go through it and still be; "damn those disgusting addicts are horrible, luckily I was never an addict" and get "clean papers" for completition.

Nick paid for the unconditional bail, he's doing all that for the CHIPS case, not his criminal case. His Barneswalking lawyer got the CHIPS case sealed, and there's no way to know whether there's been any consequences for any of that.

 

[HackerX]

At what point does she reassess her relationship with Aaron and realize she screwed up the best deal she ever had?

She thought she'd captured a millionaire lawyer internet celebrity who kept ounces of coke on tap. In truth, she was being manipulated by a drug addicted skinter who just wanted her as his sidepiece and would look to ditch her as soon as shit went sideways -- which it did almost immediately, because that's how it goes for drug crazed degenerates.

The Aaron ship has obviously long sailed but the idea of her doing a podcast is obviously her looking to cash in on a set of skills she thinks she's learned from him. Sadly for April, wiggling her bony ass isn't going to be enough to cut the mustard. Better that she contacts Null and sells the bodycam videos. That could be a deposit on her next apartment. But she'll need to get a proper job as well. Unless there's another simp out there who isn't too picky.

OR she takes the Ralphaoption.

Kino/Warski is saying that he has someone who knows Nick's drug tests ended about 10-11 days ago.

Has the 3rd man returned?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta has been trying to downplay the Aaron data breach on Twitter as "obvious jokes" — I don't know if "joking" about committing crimes is a good idea, but I'm not a lawyer.


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It's interesting to note that Melton had been alluding to this "all-encompassing" big reveal, that is "life-shattering" with lots of "documented" and "provable" things since as early as Oct 31. During Melton's stream on Nov 07, he described a good analogy to this reveal as if Rekieta had "bugged" Aaron's house. This was all before Rekieta published his X post, alluding to having access to privileged personal information from Aaron, a fact that blew back on his face. I made an autistic post about it on the Melton thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-alan-melton-nobody-likes-onions-the-queen.200215/post-19834737

 

[Swole McPole]

I got prescribed codeine when I fucked my back up and I had to stop taking it because I had a weird reaction where it made all the places I have tattoos itch like fuck and the skin (only where the ink is) actually lifted up a little, like it was noticable swollen. Running cold water over it was the only thing that made it bearable.

Codeine is the worst for inducing this itching. Much worse than heroin or morphine. I believe it's a histamine reaction. Perhaps that's why it affected the places where you had ink on your skin more than other places?

 

[Frak_Binatra]

Earlier on the casino warski said "a very reliable birdie" told him Nick stopped getting drug tested 12 days ago. Would like up with the meth posting

 

[Chibitzen]

It's a lot easier to try to blame the evil we see in others on some supernatural force, or that they somehow lack agency.

Oh dear, no one would accuse him of lacking agency. He is clearly a deeply invested participant in his own and other people's demise. And no it does not change the facts or absolve him of his own evil inclinations. He has openly flaunted the very systems that would have kept him in check and his family safe and in doing so he has led him and other people closest him towards trouble.

Nick's downfall is not lamentable, as he is a willing participant. What is lamentable is that he brings his kids into this while farming for other suckers to feed off using his "lifestyle". He has no guilt in what this might have done longterm to others. He thinks he is liberating them.

He could turn it all around at any time but we all know olive branches aren't his thing. I don't think anyone is saying something else caused his situation, but rather, it has helped unEarth the very things he otherwise would've tried to keep under wraps and it has given the tools to bring himself and other people into these traits, but it was his choice in the end to play with these tools and to treat other people like actual toys or human garbage.

He literally was going to start an online harem centered around broken women like April and "Mandy". There is a pattern to the kind of women that he likes to approach. I guess so he could use his "celebrity" to farm whatever fucked up kink shit he is into that involves women with psych issues. Nick is sick as shit in the head regardless.