Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
"Junkie itch", thought of not getting the desired substance OR anticipation of getting said substance very soon launches physical and neurological "ticks" on addicts.
rhetorical answer btw
Heroin makes you itch like crazy. A lot of opiates do.
I got prescribed codeine when I fucked my back up and I had to stop taking it because I had a weird reaction where it made all the places I have tattoos itch like fuck and the skin (only where the ink is) actually lifted up a little, like it was noticable swollen. Running cold water over it was the only thing that made it bearable.
Funnily enough nothing else does that to me, only codeine.
Meth is something that makes meth junkies itch like fuck too, so does crack.
Meth is worse, I think because of the impurities.
Watching Nick shucking and jiving and scratching like he's trying to sell us some cheezeburgers (maaaan) makes me almost certain he's on something.
 
You may not just empty a trust whenever you want and the fact the second house is on the market is a clear sign that´s not the case.
I did not say it was a trust. All I said is he's likely getting money from Bob.

Nick's cope is he doesn't have a trust, and he may very well be right. I don't know the specific details of his inheritance, if any, and apparently nobody else here does.

What we know is he comes from a literal multi-millionaire family that has the means to provide him with money to keep this idiocy going. Have you seen his parent's house in Florida?
 
Heroin makes you itch like crazy. A lot of opiates do.
I got prescribed codeine when I fucked my back up and I had to stop taking it because I had a weird reaction where it made all the places I have tattoos itch like fuck and the skin (only where the ink is) actually lifted up a little, like it was noticable swollen. Running cold water over it was the only thing that made it bearable.
Funnily enough nothing else does that to me, only codeine.
Meth is something that makes meth junkies itch like fuck too, so does crack.
Meth is worse, I think because of the impurities.
Watching Nick shucking and jiving and scratching like he's trying to sell us some cheezeburgers (maaaan) makes me almost certain he's on something.
He does have prescriptions to the medical crade meth-adjacents, has had it for years.
If I'm not wrong you can eat your doctor prescribed meds while on bond and piss tests in 'Murica?
Probably smashing those and snorting them nasally for faster high while simultaneously running through his prescriptions too fast to refill and then scratches and vapes nicotine until he can get more pills.
/my fanfic speculation at KarenFarms/
 
He isn't spiraling at all, he is just allowing himself to be free of the burden of pretending to be normal.
This makes it even worse, in my opinion. This proves that it's a choice. He could've gone on forever pretending to be normal so his kids could have a normal dad driving them to normal 11:30 pm piano lessons on a normal school night. Instead, they get Rickety Crackets twitching in the cluttered kitchen.
 
I did not say it was a trust. All I said is he's likely getting money from Bob.

Nick's cope is he doesn't have a trust, and he may very well be right. I don't know the specific details of his inheritance, if any, and apparently nobody else here does.

What we know is he comes from a literal multi-millionaire family that has the means to provide him with money to keep this idiocy going. Have you seen his parent's house in Florida?
Yeah, I know about his family inheritance but he putting the second home for sale is a sign he doesn´t have full access to it. You wouldn´t burn an asset if you have cash in hand.
 
Lake Minnetonka is huge (125 miles of shoreline bc it has a million (ok, like 32) bays) and has cred as sacred for the Dakota, but yeah, you're right, 14k acres of sacred water might not be enough. Maybe a winter dip (naked, ofc, bc he is so in love with his naked body) in the middle of Lake Superior could purge him? ...Nah.

He missed the anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald! Don't worry about the November gales, Nick!

The stress of cooking is getting to Nick
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He claimed for YEARS when people asked him about it that it was ALWAYS that way since he was a child. His leg shook too, he would claim.

>the only thing that can help is a shock to the system

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Smoke slapping that on the property as a joke would be an accomplice to murder.

"Behind in chat. But noone but me has ever had access to my laptop, and no one else's accounts have ever been logged into on my laptop."
That's definitely not April that's Nick covering his ass, having to clarify like that in a legalese way to not get into trouble isn't how April talks. NOTICE HOWEVER: "no one else's accounts have ever been logged into on my laptop", ok so not from your laptop but from some other electronic device.

"I don't have any access to anyone else's accounts of any kind but my own"
A lie, when someone lies about something they repeat it over and over again in order to make their lie seem more credible

"and my laptop has been in a drawer for months because it's broken"
That's irrelevant information in order to backup the previous lie, it's redundant, why would we care about your laptop if noone can log into anyone else's accounts from it then ?

Conclusion: This isn't April posting this, this is Rekieta lying and covering his ass on April's Twitter while he has April as sex slave in a dungeon with his little daughter doing God knows what to them

Nick talks this way when he denies something. He couches it in covering all the possibilities and combination of words.

It is him, or an acquired mannerism.

Do you know what the fuck are they talking about? Positive trend in his legal matters????!

Nick claims his CPS case is going well, and they believe him.
 
Something is really off about that story, I mean a bunch of cheerleaders and Tae Kwon Do people's universes collide and suddenly all the cheerleaders are doing martial arts and the martial artists are prancing about with pom poms? it's like a fucking retarded movie that only Nick Rekieta would watch.
It all makes sense when you assume that everything out of Nick's mouth is a metaphor for the copious amounts of gay sex he had in collage.
 
Heroin makes you itch like crazy. A lot of opiates do.
I got prescribed codeine when I fucked my back up and I had to stop taking it because I had a weird reaction where it made all the places I have tattoos itch like fuck and the skin (only where the ink is) actually lifted up a little, like it was noticable swollen. Running cold water over it was the only thing that made it bearable.
Funnily enough nothing else does that to me, only codeine.
Meth is something that makes meth junkies itch like fuck too, so does crack.
Meth is worse, I think because of the impurities.
Watching Nick shucking and jiving and scratching like he's trying to sell us some cheezeburgers (maaaan) makes me almost certain he's on something.
Opiates make my oochie-coochie itch! for real!
 
Fucking love this for him. Raise your hand if you have ever in your entire life met someone who "shakes uncontrollably" when they get stressed out. I'll wait, I think it's gonna be a while.
I mean I definitely shake uncontrollably when I stop drinking my standard 14 drinks per day. Ah, or if I've had too many quick-and-dirty stimulant drugs already.

Oh wait.
 
You know what Nick needs? Another concubine.
Drexel wisely ran off before Nick had him enslaved and castrated him to be his harem guard. Once you reach a certain number of women you need trusted personnel to keep them from strangling each other or smothering each other's offspring with a pillow and shit like that.

Far cheaper and more sustainable to just have one wife like a normal person.
 
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I was 6 months early while everyone was sucking Nick's cock about how terrible it was that he got banned from Youtube because of death threats.
Because it was bad. He was banned for saying that pedophiles and people selling home brew HRT should face the wall. There was no death threats there.

Drex was also a MGTOW, Dick was always a part of Rekieta Law and Nick was never a tradcath conservative yet people here still liked him as the peak of Christian Youtube for whatever reason.
I'm neither conservative nor religious. I liked him for his legal content, and when he was discussing his worldview, it was either common sense things that everybody should agree about or reasonable conservative views of someone who doesn't use their politics as a replacement for personality - very uncontroversial and inoffensive.
 
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