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Was texting some friends, and one of them posted the article about RFK becoming head of HHS. Now, my friends are pretty conservative, which is a blessing in the ultra blue hellhole I love in. That said, I wouldn't consider them shitposting autists like Kiwis.

One of them follows up with "the irony is the transformer will be an assistant under RKF". I'm looking at the message trying to decipher it.

Then I realized, in the absence of tranny or troon in their vocabulary, we get "transformer" for Levine.
But Richard Levine is likely to be out on his ear when Trump assumes office again
 
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They just can't help fucking around. It's not good enough to win (even though how they've "beat" Jones is the worst miscarrage of justice in modern history), they have to double-plus win.

So there was an "auction" but it was a secret auction, the judge refused to allow bids over a certain amount, and then gave it to the Onion even though it was less than the high bid because the high bid was one of Jones' allies, or somesuch. The Onion not actually having the cash isn't surprising (since they haven't had a funny article in at least 12 years) but I'm sure they could find an ally to give loan it to them.

The vibe I get is the Sandy Hook activists were working with the judge to hand pick the "winner" of the "auction" for maximum hurt they could cause Jones.

If he drags this shit out until January, I wonder if things could flip hard with the new admin coming into power.
looks like things are gonna be interesting with this.
 
They already attempted this with how heavily the media pushed for Beto O’Rourke as “having the Obama energy” and it extremely failed because the modern democrat party didn’t want him and everyone else with a functional brain also didn’t want him.
He’s ultra irrelevant now, but for a while they pushed him hard for the millennial vote. High profile magazine covers, media interviews praising him, that retarded rally where he showed up on a skateboard he had trouble balancing on, he was basically the 2020 democrat version of Vance.

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this is the image that was the final nail in beto's political coffin. sad
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There is one, yes. The default is 160, but it might be more on an account with a X Premium or some other special badge (which AOC has the special government account badge).
You Kiwi people are fucking retards. There’s no happening here. She literally just had to keep it in the word count. The current bio is 158 characters. Crazy how effective the Socratic method is at solving problems.
 
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Oh man I wish I was here for that, this is fucking hilarious.

"I'll take away your guns, Texas!" PISSES PANTS AGGRESSIVELY.

That is such a tragic picture.
 
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Holy fuck! I'm sure I'll get clocks for this given I'm posting a whole 30 minutes after the announcement, but he fucking gave RFKjr the health directorship. I'm full on laughing like a loon here. Dorito's entire salt purchases for the year are dwarfed by what has just been unleashed. The USA's new health tzar is a man who distrusts Covid vaccines and who when he sees a dead bear by the side of the road decides to eat it.

How? How can this be? I'm crying with sheer joy here. This is the best Christmas present I could ask for. Thank you President Trump. Thank you! God bless RFKjr and all who sail in him!
Semper Fi, nigger. The winning has just begun. Buckle up!
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Shit's about to be so good, you won't believe it!
 
You Kiwi people are fucking retards. There’s no happening here. She literally just had to keep it in the word count. The current bio is 158 characters. Crazy how effective the Socratic method is at solving problems.
I mean, it at least signifies it doesn't matter to her. She could fit it if she really cared by editing it down, such as removing the word "takes".
 
ah so they're woke but pretending not to be. Hopefully the sale doesn't go through.
Sometimes it's that they're woke, but it's usually just that they aren't even slightly funny.

This is a random article from the site's "trending" tab that I clicked...

There is literally no joke here.

Yes, I do see that the article is dated 2015... So why the fuck it is still currently trending on their front page?

I think the fact that an (unfunny) article from 9 years ago is currently trending on the site speaks volumes as to their comedic output.
 
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